no, really its funny! think about it!
yes dear, it's hilarious.
It's not a tragic thing if one doesn't masturbate or fuck on a daily basis, it's actually helpful in many circumstances. Helps you avoid making bad decisions.
Use it or lose it. Prime that pump every day or get the Big C.
what are these bad decisions that you make as a result of masturbating? like, towel or sock? or floor or toilet? the only bad thing i think is if your beating off in the morning makes you late for work.
for me, beating off before I go to sleep is a bad decision because I usually have to pee a lot after I beat off so it delays my sleep.
I didn't mean masturbation per se, I more meant that not being horny all the time helps you prevent making bad choices in life.
The Sleeper Wrote:for me, beating off before I go to sleep is a bad decision because I usually have to pee a lot after I beat off so it delays my sleep.
actually what i like to do is, 1) jerk off, 2) take a shit, 3) take a long hot shower and pee in the shower, that is how i enjoy ending my day
Personally I fall asleep right after I am done, sometimes I fall asleep with penis still in hand.
it's not your joke, it's from Soul Man
How soul man got overlooked by the academy.
i think its older than that
I bet mark twain made it up.
if not him then samuel clemens
If my parents named me that i'd be so embarassed and change it.
The Sleeper Wrote:it's not your joke, it's from Soul Man
i bet you have a poster of c. thomas howell in your room.