CDIH

I woke up and put on regular pants instead of sweatpants. I don't know why, I just did.

apply this to your funny chart.

the funny chart was not about me

Now it is.

burn :-(

You were just tryin to keep the curve, understandable with all your past genius posts it kinda evens out.

i was simply making an observation

Then you went with the downward trend and posted this thread.

observational humor

A) explain more about this "funny chart"
B) What's the deal with the job?

I haven't heard back so i guess i didn't get it

Were these your Flaming Vagina Pimples pants from their 1999 way underground tour?

yes

That's pretty regular.

is there a zipper to reveal some skin on the knees?

no, only skin on my penis

saucy!!