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Yes, those kids would all be in their late thirties by now but I don't dare break his heart and ruin the gag.
5 times? chicken feed!
i just know that he's better than that
IrishAlkey Wrote:Yes, those kids would all be in their late thirties by now but I don't dare break his heart and ruin the gag.
must have been some sort of forcep trauma then
Forceps were banned in 1964.
bad sperm?
mom was a boozer?
maybe she had poor nutrition. just throwing these out there. let me know if i get it right
I'll jerk my dad off and analyze the sample.

Gimme' a few minutes.
waiting.......
from what i can tell alkey is a fine physical specimen
I accidentally swallowed the sample.

I'll have to try again in an hour.
You have horrid taste in fashion and men.
Listen to baseball eyes.

He knows a hot male when he sees one... walking towards him from 74 miles away...
just because i have issues with assymetry doesn't mean i have bad taste in fashion
Golf balls not baseballs
Ever have somebody mistake your head for a tee and swing for the fairway?
...
Sorry to hear that.
IrishAlkey Wrote:Ever have somebody mistake your head for a tee and swing for the fairway?
truly the golden age of comedy is upon us!
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