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i just sneezed 11 times in a row!! i almost blew my face off!

i would like to thank my trainer and everybody else who sacrificed so that i could make this attempt. i also would liket o thank my parents. finally i want to give a shout out the the best country in the world, U.S.A.
You probably never sneezed in your life.
the proof is my spittle covered monitor.
you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, that's really gross!!
You don't have a monitor.
Goatweed Wrote:you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, that's really gross!!
i usually do but by sneeze number 8 my limbs were flailing about and i lost alot of motor control.
Arpikarhu Wrote:
Goatweed Wrote:you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, that's really gross!!
i usually do but by sneeze number 8 my limbs were flailing about and i lost alot of motor control.
maybe it's time to dust the apartment?
What apartment?
I assumed he lived in one since he just got approved for a mortgage on a house.

Maybe it's allergies?
i think it was just a nasal freak out!
You bought the mortgage approval story?

That's why you live in SI.
dont listen goatweed, its the thalidomide talking!
the only acceptable amount of sneezes in a row is 2. Any more is a sign of schizophrenia
Arpikarhu Wrote:i think it was just a nasal freak out!
It was trying to kill you for torturing it.
IrishAlkey Wrote:
Arpikarhu Wrote:i think it was just a nasal freak out!
It was trying to kill you for torturing it.
i deny that! it had just as much fun as the rest of me!
the mortgage story was just that? a story?

Say it ain't so!!
i ahve appointments to see 4 houses on monday. i am quite excited!
Make sure the family inside doesn't catch you peering through their windows.
thats half the fun of it!
i'm pretty sure alkey's too young to be a thalidomide baby. i did once see that guy with no arms who played guitar with his feet for the pope. that was cool, but i'm pretty sure it was banned by the 70's.

i don't think i've ever hit 11 but i often sneeze more than 5 times in a row. it's annoying
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