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Black Lazerus Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:Yeah but if he gets paid a flat salary, or some salary plus commision then they really dont care if he's in there 120 hours a week, he aint gettin no overtime.
I was not saying it as a good thing
I said it...
GonzoStyle Wrote:you can admit it, we wont tell your neighbors.
I'm as much Jewish as you're Korean.

I work for Jews, but who doesn't, right? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GonzoStyle Wrote:
Black Lazerus Wrote:
GonzoStyle Wrote:Yeah but if he gets paid a flat salary, or some salary plus commision then they really dont care if he's in there 120 hours a week, he aint gettin no overtime.
I was not saying it as a good thing
I said it...
That's what I meant!
get out of my way and clean my bathroom, peasant! why? because i am a jew!
I get paid no commission.

I get paid no overtime.

I have work ethic.
you don't want to be fired
My bosses are close to giving me handies.

The drool over my awesomeness.
[Boss]"Can you believe that ass clown, Galt? What a sucker, working crazy hours for nothing more then scraps!!! It'll be even more funny when I fire his ass just before bonus time."[/Boss]
yes, they call him galt










someone else was going to point that out anyway
OK, Jeff or whatever his "real" name is, douche. He'd shit if they called him Galt. That would mean they know where he hangs out online instead of "working".
an email that was sent yesterday by the firms #1 sales person to the global sales manager and us sales manager:

"XXXX and YYYY,

I just wanted to let you know that Galt has done a number of things that are well aligned with the greater effort of helping our clients. This summary of today's conference call is one recent example."

I own you all.
Quote:I just wanted to let you know that Galt has done a number of things that are well aligned with the greater effort of helping our clients. This summary of today's conference call is one recent example."

don't i look silly
My summary was the stuff of legends.
they rewarded you be keeping you late?
Quote:I work for Jews, but who doesn't, right? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't.
I work late because I want to; they don't ask me to. In reality, I waste a couple hours here, then I have to work late just to get the minimum done. But they don't realize that. They just see me sitting in front of the computer typing away.

The only thing that may raise some eybrows are the STUPID FUCKING EMOTICONS!
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Sweet Angel Wrote:
Quote:I work for Jews, but who doesn't, right? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't.
then you're lucky.
Maybe, but I don't have internet access at work, so you've got to take the good with the bad.
I would be quite grateful if FTL could hook this place up with an /work mirror.

That would be all sorts of dope.
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