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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and had grown to be in strong favor for the distribution of all wealth in America to help those who have less.


She felt deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative which she expressed openly. One day she was challenging her father on his beliefs and his opposition to higher taxes on the rich & more welfare programs.


In the middle of her heartfelt speechesl, he stopped her and asked her point blank, how she was doing in school. She answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain.


That she had to study all the time, never had time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend and didn't really have many collegefriends because of spending all her time studying. That she was taking a more difficult curriculum.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Mary."

She replied, "Mary is barely getting by," she continued, "all she has is barely a 2.0 GPA" adding, "and all she takes are easy classes and she never studies."

But to explain further she continued emotionally, "But Mary is so very popular on campus, college for her is a blast, she goes to all the parties all the time and very often doesn't even show up for classes because she is too hung over."

Her father then asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your 4.0 GPA and give it to her friend who only had a 2.0." He continued, "That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter visibly shocked by the fathers suggestion angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair! I worked really hard for mine, I did without and Mary has done little or nothing, she played while I worked real hard!"

The father slowly smiled and said, "Welcome to the Republican Party. "



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Then the father ended up marrying mary and in the end mary had the last laugh cause now her job consists of sleeping till noon and going on elaborate shopping sprees in beverly hills.

That's a rather simplistic analogy and also makes the assumption that all Republicans are staunchly capitalistic and all Democrats are commies.

It's a life lesson for all women, be whores and some rich old man will marry you and your one duty will be to fuck him once a month and live in the lap of luxury for life. If you are over 23 years of age you don't qualify.

Yes, if it ended "you're a capitalist", it would have been better.

But there is an interesting connection there.

Ladies you too can aspire to cry after sex with galt.

its a useless analogy because it assumes that everyone without money is lazy and irresponsible.
actually the analogy is less than useless.

It assumes that everyone who is a drunken college whore doesn't aspire to achieve a high GPA and that geeks who proudly display their "perfect attendance" awards actually care about their grades.

what about the drunken whores who get the high gpa anyway?

They become bartenders in Manhattan?

Trish doesn't count she studied "drama" and aspired to be an actress so she was destined to be a bartender.

Republicans all die of heart attacks and party girls get laid every night. This seems fair and just.

what about republican party girls like the bush daughters?

They find Jesus at the age of 24. Fun stops there

figures it took GW twice as long to figure it out as it does normal thinking folk.

Always a day late and WMD short.

Another reason Democrat girls get laid &/or sex more often: fewer girl-on-girl inhibitions.