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and on one of the counters there's a jar with complementary lolipops in it. And on this jar there's a very professional looking label/sign on it and read: "Citizens Bank. In here lollipops are only the beginning." The more I think about it the more I laugh.
did you take one?
After giving the teller a hold up note, I doubt it.
I asked the teller for a blow job. He shook his head and said, "No no....it don't work that way..." Thats the last thing i remember
You shoulda taken a lollipop and backed up then proceeding with singing "I am a member of the lollipop guild".

I bet she woulda sucked you off then.
the beginning of what?
Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.
On the good ship lollipop!!!!

:dances:
Galt Wrote:the beginning of what?
It might be one of them visual things where they mock you without mocking you.

Like taking candy from a baby.
There new slogan is gonna be "Citizens Bank: Suck This"
I'd go with "Citizens Bank, D.I.G. banks here"
Danked Wrote:Maybe tomorrow they'll be giving out newborn babies or something.
Doubt it tomorrow's Sunday.