i am going to go take a nap. try and keep it down :lol:
Can I tuck you in? Maybe tell yah a bed time story????
OK, real quiet-like, someone get the bucket of warm water...teehee
I'm sitting on the lanai. I'll try and keep it down.
(and no, it's not a toilet).
Doc Wrote:OK, real quiet-like, someone get the bucket of warm water...teehee
heheheee and....let's get some finger paints and decorate his face.....heheheeeee :bouncer:
ladies can we borrow your make up to paint him up like an injun?
How hard is it to shave someone's head when they're asleep and not under the influence of roofies?
Let's shave off his left eyebrow
Doc Wrote:How hard is it to shave someone's head when they're asleep and not under the influence of roofies?
Surprisingly easy if you know what you're doing.
permanent magic marker works just as well.
i know from personal experience, but that's another story.
If you have a cute little dream about falling off a cliff, remember, don't let yourself wake up before you hit the bottom.
Quote:I'm sitting on the lanai.
is that like a sex swing?
Ahlexus Wrote:I'm sitting on the lanai. I'll try and keep it down.
(and no, it's not a toilet).
I didn't realize you went to Hawaii. How's the weather??
I got 3 colors of sharpie markers (the fucking ink never comes out), shaving cream, a razor blade and a feather.
I say we shave his head, draw on his face to look like tammy fae bakkers long lost retarded cousin, put the shaving cream in one hand, warm water in the other, let him piss himself and then tickle his nose with the feather so he smacks himself with the shaving cream.
Who's in?
Either that or I'll get some pillow cases, some bars of soap and big blanket and we can Private Pyle his ass like Full Platoon.
Grumpy Wrote:I say we shave his head, draw on his face to look like tammy fae bakkers long lost retarded cousin, put the shaving cream in one hand, warm water in the other, let him piss himself and then tickle his nose with the feather so he smacks himself with the shaving cream.
Isn't one Alkey enough???
Skitchr4u Wrote:Quote:I'm sitting on the lanai.
is that like a sex swing?
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Almost</font better :lol:
MayNerd.. I'm about 6 light years away from Hawaii.
And I say we put some peanut butter in his hair (he does have hair, right?)
Grumpy Wrote:I got 3 colors of sharpie markers (the fucking ink never comes out), shaving cream, a razor blade and a feather.
I say we shave his head, draw on his face to look like tammy fae bakkers long lost retarded cousin, put the shaving cream in one hand, warm water in the other, let him piss himself and then tickle his nose with the feather so he smacks himself with the shaving cream.
Who's in?
Either that or I'll get some pillow cases, some bars of soap and big blanket and we can Private Pyle his ass like Full Platoon.
oh yeah, sharpies work quite well.
sign me up, i'm in.
Ahlexus Wrote:MayNerd.. I'm about 6 light years away from Hawaii.
Are you on URanus?
So how big is your lanai? Do you have nice furniture for it?
Maynard Wrote:[Are you on URanus?
So how big is your lanai? Do you have nice furniture for it?
has Spit's table ever been on your lanai?