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do parents actually still give sex talks, or did that go away with polio?
I never had a sex talk. My mom just said something about lambskin condoms. I forget whether she said that I should or shouldn't use them. I think since I've never heard of them, that she said that I shouldn't.
i've never had "the talk". my mom just told me that if i ever needed to talk to her about anything i should know that i could. that was about it.
Has she seen your tits?
I've never talked to my parents about anything remotely sex related, besides arguing with my mom who thinks faggots will go to hell.
she thinks you're going to hell



someone was going to say it
well she does, being that i haven't found jesus yet
Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.
IrishAlkey Wrote:Has she seen your tits?
you have issues
I had a sex talk when I was 4 and then I forgot where babies came from. I thought it was orally.
IrishAlkey Wrote:Tell her when Jesus finds you a vagina, then you'll talk.
amazing
is that why you're afraid to swallow?
I think I mentioned this here before but I came to the conclusion that the man put his finger in the woman's vagina and the white part of the fingernail melted and turned into the sperm.

I was a prodigy.
drusilla Wrote:is that why you're afraid to swallow?
Nah I only swallow for the ones I love
If semen tastes anywhere near as bad as it smells I wouldn't expect anyone on the planet to taste it.
Thanks for admitting you're filthy and have an infection.
but I already said that I was still a virgin.
And stop cumming on your nose.
okay. that's just gross.
The first time i got head i was 14, and it was the girls first time doing it, so she made me put a pillow over my face because she was too emabarrased to have me see. So i lay there like a retard with a pillow over my face.
But i was still getting head, so it was cool.
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