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I'm spending my Saturday doing my taxes. God this blows. I wish the IRS would have the balls to at least say, "We are going to fuck you in your ass, and don't even ask us to use a lube."

I need mercy. I need a distraction. Dancing women, large breasts, anything. Please Help!!!!
Confuseduicide:
I'm spending my Saturday sitting here waiting for a special someone to wake up.. So we can go do fucking laundry.
I'm spending my weekend freezing in the woods of Northeast PA doing laundry........exciting, aye? :crackhead:
im sitting here doing nothing until 5, when i have to go to work and do...........nothing, because i hate it and dont care.
OAS Wrote:I'm spending my Saturday doing my taxes. God this blows. I wish the IRS would have the balls to at least say, "We are going to fuck you in your ass, and don't even ask us to use a lube."

I need mercy. I need a distraction. Dancing women, large breasts, anything. Please Help!!!!
Confuseduicide:
i did my taxes at work on the computer...went to <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.turbotax.com">http://www.turbotax.com</a><!-- w -->, did it online, took about a 1/2 hour...got money back...cost me $29.95. Filed it online and I'm done. And the forms I did weren't the EZ forms either. I recommend it highly.
LunaBabe Wrote:I'm spending my weekend freezing in the woods of Northeast PA doing laundry........exciting, aye? :crackhead:
I'm only 30 minutes away Luna. Do you need help fluffing and folding? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
OAS Wrote:
LunaBabe Wrote:I'm spending my weekend freezing in the woods of Northeast PA doing laundry........exciting, aye? :crackhead:
I'm only 30 minutes away Luna. Do you need help fluffing and folding? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Yeah yeah yeah....but, can you iron, OAS? :lol:
Well I just got home from fucking work.. FUCK!! I hate having to go in on my day off. :pissed: :pissed:
This is actually the first year I've looked forward to doing taxes since it's the first year that I'm actually getting a refund.

Ever year since '98, I've owed money (since I really have no deductions - house, student loans, etc) on taxes, but this year, since I stopped working in September, I get a refund.

NICE!!!
you people pay your taxes??? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Gooch Wrote:
OAS Wrote:I'm spending my Saturday doing my taxes. God this blows. I wish the IRS would have the balls to at least say, "We are going to fuck you in your ass, and don't even ask us to use a lube."

I need mercy. I need a distraction. Dancing women, large breasts, anything. Please Help!!!!
Confuseduicide:
i did my taxes at work on the computer...went to <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.turbotax.com">http://www.turbotax.com</a><!-- w -->, did it online, took about a 1/2 hour...got money back...cost me $29.95. Filed it online and I'm done. And the forms I did weren't the EZ forms either. I recommend it highly.
i also am using Turbotax, have used it for years. Returns are complex and it does make it very easy. It's the anal raping from the government that I don't like.

Luna, I'm a permanent press kind of guy.

Moron, when you go to prision, make sure you ask for Buba to be your roomy. :fucking:
I love the IRS...they're giving me back $376....fucking New York State is taking $300...hence my whopping $76 refund. FU NY!
Did anyone else think OAS was going to tell a story about a fun Tea Party he once attended in Boston???
:roflmao:
Ken'sPen Wrote:Did anyone else think OAS was going to tell a story about a fun Tea Party he once attended in Boston???
It was a latte party Ken. It has lost something in translation over the years. :dead: