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my future wife.

Yes. That is true.

might as well get it out of the way...

HOW FAT IS SHE??????

...

she touch your boxers?

she is classy and didn't touch my wang at all.

She's pretty tall for my normal conquest, as she is 5' 8". But she is blonde, has perfect teeth, and a smoking body.

Her celebrity look alike (minus a few pounds in the face area)

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does she have a waspy name?

"Katey"

Quote:has perfect teeth

girls who have perfect teeth can be picky about other people's teeth...

Mine are vastly improved since you met me. Huzzah for Invisalign! I'm more worried about her hardobdy and my softbody

how old is she?

who's this kerilynn pratt person?

is she related to todd pratt?

this thread is so keyser.

too bad he can never close the deal. I could teach you , but it will cost you.

A pimp in every sense of the word.

Oh I hope Laz can teach me to be a henpecked pussy.

When you date a black woman you come talk to me son. They are far from as passive as those white broads you are used to dealing with.

i could have taken 2 black chicks home tonight, but im a henpecked pussy myself as well.

I show a black chick that I'm employed and never have spend a day in jail and I can get them to shave my ballsack if I want.

That's a fair point.

I wasted three hours of my life last night talking with the biggest self absorbed bore I've ever met in my life. That's all there is out there. That little hooker you met is gonna turn out the same way. You watch.