06-01-2004, 12:16 AM
06-01-2004, 12:18 AM
Less guns, more samurai swords and ninja stars! You're allowing the gun companies to have a monopoly over the weaponry industry, and allowing your waistline to grow by relying on petty machinery to save your ass rather than taking to time to study the art of sword slaying and ninja star throwing!
06-01-2004, 12:22 AM
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
06-01-2004, 12:25 AM
Mad Wrote:Did I say I owned that many? Fucking lack of reading comprehension dog fucker.You're one to talk but barring that I understand a veteran owning guns in a collection just as I can understand an athlete owning 200 bats.
You're not a veteran or a member of any armed service.
06-01-2004, 12:26 AM
Seriously, Ninjas will kick the Navy seals ass anytime, anywhere, anyplace. Ninja kill swiftly, and move swiftly too. Look at The Foot. When the turtles weren't around (who are the baddest ninja badasses of all ninjas) The Foot could kick major civilian ass, and vanish with the words "NINJA VANISH!"
Drop the gun ownership kick, and become a ninja today!
Drop the gun ownership kick, and become a ninja today!
06-01-2004, 12:29 AM
Or become a turtle and get adopted by a giant rat.
06-01-2004, 12:31 AM
Pfft, you know what the acceptance rates are for training under a ninja mutant rat? They're higher than Harvard, Julliard and Cooper Union combined!
06-01-2004, 12:33 AM
GonzoStyle Wrote:I am a member of the unorganized militia, as are you.Mad Wrote:Did I say I owned that many? Fucking lack of reading comprehension dog fucker.You're one to talk but barring that I understand a veteran owning guns in a collection just as I can understand an athlete owning 200 bats.
You're not a veteran or a member of any armed service.
06-01-2004, 12:35 AM
Like the redjackets or confederates are just waiting to storm over the Mason Dixon line
06-01-2004, 12:35 AM
Quote:and Cooper Union combined!cooper union is free
unless that was part of the joke or something
06-01-2004, 12:36 AM
Mad Wrote:whatever you are a member of please leave me out of itGonzoStyle Wrote:I am a member of the unorganized militia, as are you.Mad Wrote:Did I say I owned that many? Fucking lack of reading comprehension dog fucker.You're one to talk but barring that I understand a veteran owning guns in a collection just as I can understand an athlete owning 200 bats.
You're not a veteran or a member of any armed service.
06-01-2004, 12:38 AM
HedCold Wrote:I never mentioned the cost. I said acceptance rates, you know, for example, how thousands of people will apply, but only 30 will get in?Quote:and Cooper Union combined!cooper union is free
unless that was part of the joke or something
06-01-2004, 12:39 AM
oh
yea i missed that :3:
yea i missed that :3:
06-01-2004, 12:41 AM
It's ok. Just join me and my ninja militia, and we'll invade Monmouth county!
06-01-2004, 12:50 AM
It'd be like the jap animation version of south park where they all pretended they were ninjas.
Jays will be Butters ofcourse.
Jays will be Butters ofcourse.
06-01-2004, 01:09 AM
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06-01-2004, 01:15 AM
HedCold Wrote:i work at cooper!Quote:and Cooper Union combined!cooper union is free
unless that was part of the joke or something
jorge went there.