HedCold Wrote:Quote:What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?
its summer, so you can start with the "she's banging other guys at home" jokes
It's not a joke.
HedCold Wrote:Quote:What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?
its summer, so you can start with the "she's banging other guys at home" jokes
last night I had a dream I was still going out with my girlfriend from six years ago, and when I went over my friends house, I found her getting filled out like an application by my two best friends, and was gagging on cum.
Then you realized it wasn't a dream.
The number one cause of the dissolution of my relationships is outisde dick suckage.
So how does the tissue thing work?
Get bloody anus to draw me a diagram.
The Jays Wrote:The number one cause of the dissolution of my relationships is outisde dick suckage.
That blows.
How does the sock thing work? Do you jerk off with the sock on your dick? Please elaborate
I jerked off into the sock but then again I assumed thats how its done so I am not sure, I cant even figure out the tissue thing.
Guys, a toilet is much bigger than a sock or tissue.
I'm glad I don't have a dick and have to figure out a way to dispose of my kids
1) Take sock out of drawer.
2) Remove pants.
3) Stretch sock over head.
4) Jerk off, aim at head.
5) Cum.
6) Remove sock from head.
Easy as pie.
just put the tissue where you expect the stuff to land
lush Wrote:I'm glad I don't have a dick and have to figure out a way to dispose of my kids
Yeah you just sleep on the wet spot.
I just wear a condom when I beat off. Then I don't have to touch any of my demon seed, it keeps my stamina up for when I get real sex, and the people at the drug store think I'm a stud and probably tell all of their single chick friends about me.
HedCold Wrote:just put the tissue where you expect the stuff to land
Yeah but thats close to impossible, with trajectory and shit plus you concentrate on that and ruin the whole cumming process.
Plus you get that good jerk goin and no tissue is gonna hold, it'll be like a bullet tearing through it.
Mad Wrote:lush Wrote:I'm glad I don't have a dick and have to figure out a way to dispose of my kids
Yeah you just sleep on the wet spot.
Shower only