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I just got out of the shower and realized I have a giant scratch running down the right side of my back from my shoulderblade to my waist.

Then on my lower left side, I have a huge bruise about the size of a softball.

I worked the entire day, and didn't notice a thing, but now it hurts like hell.

I don't have a clue what the hell could have happened. I didn't even get very drunk this weekend.

Some douche stuck you with one of them AIDS needles or something else more sinister.

You have a week left to live, what are you going to do?

I consistently start the least active threads on the board.

that happens to me a lot

Sounds like the aftermath of a date with Kobe or Tyson.

rough day at the office