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Ahh, well the Ken, in honor of your b-day & the Holidays... you catch a reprieve until Monday. :thumbs-up:
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huts off the lights & leaves the room::
quick dood, make a run for it before she changes her mind.
Reprieve, that's not French for hot back door action is it?
LZMF1 Wrote:quick dood, make a run for it before she changes her mind.

pits: Bad Baby! Now you have to spank me & Ken has to watch..... :moonie: ...... Hang do I have this right? :fuggin:
Ladi, how bout you watch me spank myself?
Sure I have a minute to spare...
#1400, wow I'm such a (post) whore. :crackhead:
Hey Ladi Wrote:Sure I have a minute to spare...
#1400, wow I'm such a (post) whore. :crackhead:
ladi you really are a whoooooooo-ah!
post whore that is.
if you must spank me please be extra rough..... you know how i like it.
Quote:Sure I have a minute to spare...
#1400, wow I'm such a (post) whore. :crackhead:
ladi you really are a whoooooooo-ah!
post whore that is.
if you must spank me please be extra rough..... you know how i like it.
Yeah, you've told us.....in the back room by Colonel Plum with a crowbar...blah blah blah
Edited By Metalfan on Mar. 29 2002 at 08:59
Metal,
Let's dispose of this LZ,
then we can play many fun games with Ladi.
It's been a while since I've been in elbow deep.
Ken'sPen Wrote:Metal,
Let's dispose of this LZ,
then we can play many fun games with Ladi.
It's been a while since I've been in elbow deep.
Looking to pitch instead of catch Ken?
you 2 have fun with ladi......
i found a ferris wheel to stare at
Edited By LZMF1 on Mar. 29 2002 at 11:03
LZ you really must cease and desist the editing of all your posts. That has been a Ken'sPen trademark for months.
I will report you to a Mod if this continues.
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Got that right bitch.
Edited By Ken'sPen on Mar. 30 2002 at 08:03
[me] doen't edit as often as <table style=filter:glow(color=blue)>Ken'sPen</table>
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tretch:: ahhh, who put cholorform on this couch.... I've been out for days!
hey ladi, do all of your orifices hurt? i wasn't exactly gentle.
Damnit! You let me sleep through it all! You guys suck.

pit's: My turn...........
::lasso's the running Ken::
::hog ties him and cuts off his pants::
::puts a carrot in his mouth and peanut butter on his butt::
suuuuuueeeee...... Wiiiiiiiilllllbur!
And as for you....
::laughs and points at Sue::
::puts her song on::
::crawls to Ladi and uses carrot in mouth to invade her rectum.::
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It's been a while and she still hasn't moved,
methinks she likes it.
Edited By Ken'sPen on April 02 2002 at 12:43
Well it was ONLY a carrot, I didn't notice.
::takes out carrot peeler and starts to skin Ken's arm::
Hey Ladi Wrote:::takes out carrot peeler and starts to skin Ken's arm::
shoves arm into Ladi's gash, to cauterize the wound.
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