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Fuck bums?
has he learned to drive yet?
i have my license and now own 2 cars. 1 is a minivan and the other is my new favorite possession in the world. i have been remodeling my basement and laying in a new lawn. tonight i am watching the yankees game and measuring my dining room wall cause on monday i am cutting a hole in the side of the house and installing french doors. they will lead out to the deck i am building when i get back from frisco.

now i know you are gonna want to know what the make and model of my new car is but i am not sure i am ready for the mocking of my baby that i am sure willl ensue so i will let you guess.
I have no idea about cars so I won't venture to guess but I am dissapointed that a lifelong bohemian cokehead hipster has sold out and become a typical suburbanite. Next year you will find jesus.
Arpi owns a minivan! HA!! What color soccer ball sticker does it sport?
ahahahhaha a minivan!
I bet he found the safest one to get according to Consumer Reports
Bohemian to soccer mom. At least the hippies turned into ruthless corporate theives.
if he finds his second vehicle to be more embarrasing than a minivan, i can't even imagine what it is.
the minivan is great for hauling shit from home depot and groceries. it is very suburban lame but also useful.

Quote:I am dissapointed that a lifelong bohemian cokehead hipster has sold out and become a typical suburbanite

dont worry little buddy, i have already pissed off the neighbors with some drunken barbecues and my late night electric guitar jams.
So how much total $$ have you spent at Bed, Bath & Beyond so far?
Keyser Soze Wrote:if he finds his second vehicle to be more embarrasing than a minivan, i can't even imagine what it is.
i dont find it embarrasing, i love it! some people though have chosen to mock my choice of car.
The Sleeper Wrote:So how much total $$ have you spent at Bed, Bath & Beyond so far?
me personally, not a cent.



car hint: its a ragtop
miata or cabrio
nope
A New Beetle Turbo Rag top.
mustang
PT Cruiser
Arpi's a treehugger so i bet it's one of those hybrid electric cars.
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