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Lefties drive really slow in the passing lane.

lefties always have more than 10 items in the express check out line

Lefties always remember not to leave the toilet seat up, but that's only because they pee sitting down.

lefties always talk with either corn or spinach stuck in their teeth.

Lefties don't recycle.

lefties own all every cd that john tesh has made.

Danked Wrote:Lefties don't recycle.

ok, well you got me on that one, i don't recycle, i don't feel the need to seperate my shit in order to feel better about my life, since in the long run recycling doesn't really help anything at all

lefties are affected rent wannabees who think messy hair and ripped t-shirts equal edgy and rebellious.

not all of us!

some lefties try to seperate themselves from other lefties in an attempt to avoid a wuppin!

Lefties sneak around and put those little gel packs that say Do Not Eat in shoes and products you buy at stores. Those aren't really supposed to be there.

lefties are resposponsible for keeping the careers of john stamos, whoopi goldberg, justin timberlake, and rob schneider alive.
shame on you lefties!

Lefties didn't kill Jesus, but one time they beat the shit out of him.

lefties think synchronized swimming is an awesome sport

Lefties killed my grandma. :33:

aw man! lefties are so wrong!

i do hope john stamos stays around for a while. who doesn't laugh everytime they see him and think "hey look uncle jesse!"

come on now.

Freak!

look its uncle jesse!
:rofl: