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You are so gone.
Gone like your Scarface Special Edition. That won't last 2 minutes out there before some thug or Ruskie snatches it up.
him and the cable installer are double teaming your mom
I so want in on that action!
take her but leave my dvd's alone!!!!!!!!!!
I need to borrow Kill Bill 2.
thats code for he just punched your mom in the face and tea bagged her.
phew, I was worried he actually took my kill bill vol. 2 dvd... what a relief.
I left $5 somewhere in your mom.
he actually used the dvd to keep her cheeks apart while he inserted himself through the center.
I have Danked's $5.
All 5 dollars in quarters!?!?

You're good, you.
Gravity did most of the work!
had to rock her against the wall like a vending machine
I said take the woman but leave my dvds alone dammit!!!
the DVDs are in Your Moms Box.
I hope he took your Hudson Hawk dvd.
Goatweed Wrote:I hope he took your Hudson Hawk dvd.
BITE YOUR TOUNGE HEATHEN!!!!
I can totally see him tossing it out the window, it lands on the street, the case opens...and within minutes it has more track marks on it than on a methadone clinic patient.

glorious!
all is well but my mom is missing, thankfully the dvds are all in place.
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