I think he's taking a nap....
for whatever reason he just popped out of his chair and pointed at something and said
Him: I COULD GO FOR SOME HORSERADISH RIGHT NOW!!!
Me: Just horseradish?
Him: Yeah... (with a strange look in his eyes)
Me: ok...
Him: Yeah the green kind.
Me: Green horseradish? ... you mean relish maybe?
Him: Yeah thats it, relish (scratches his crotch as he nods his head)
Me: You realize you have a serious fuckin sickness
Him: yeah whatever...
then he just runs off to the parking lot...
OH SHIT HE JUST CAME BACK BYE!!.
I think I am that person in my office.
I wanna work in your office!!
you know this person is a sick fuck when gonzo says he scares him.
I had to make a gyno appointment today.
My old gyno won't take my insurance anymore. I called three doctors- no go.
I scream "I'm just going to have to start getting knocked up again aren't I?!!!!'
My co-worker exhales and walks away.
Yo I think I've jerked off like 3 times at work this week. It's awesome.
must be nice toilets at the job site.
i dont know you. i dont know you at all. other than the toilet fetish thingy that is.
that makes me sad after all we've been through together
what have we been through together?
3 years of the internet THATS WHAT