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Theres this guy I work with and he's real cool and stuff but I went to the bathroom and I noticed he was in one of the stalls. I know this cause I seen his shoes at the bottom of the stall and he wears these ugly old beige penny loafers.

Now I am at the urinal takin a piss and I hear him breathin all heavy and moaning... I thinks to myself "no fuckin way". He must not have heard me and he's all panting and I figure ok, maybe hes just havin a rough time gettin his shit out. Then as I am getting ready to go and wash my hands I hear "oh yeah baby, like that"... I am sure no one else was in the stall with him.. I mean I had some good shits but I have a sneaking suspicion he was jerking off.. so I turn on the faucet and then he stops all of sudden and I hear him say really low "fuck", so I am thinkin my assumptions may have been correct.

I know hes been havin problems with his woman at home but this is kinda ridiculous, poor bastard.

I dunno if he knew it was me but when I went outside for a smoke, he went to shake my hand and I just have him the power to the people fist and I think he knew, he hasnt spoken to me since... I feel kinda weird around him now... he's staring at me from across the room as we speak... he's still staring... ok he's walking towards me

mood wrecker!

thats pretty pathetic if you hear someone come in and you continue to crank it

He didnt hear me when I came in, he was too into it I guess. He finally noticed when I turned on the sink to wash my hands.. I didnt actually wash them cause I just wanted to get outta there... so now I have pee pee hands.

Is he reading this?

:clueless:

he's eating pizza right now and talking to someone, when the person he's talking to offered him fries and he stuck his hand in the fries... I cringed.

that makes my mcd's fries look much less delicious now

thanks

Ask him for some hair gel!

holy shit, so thats whats in his fuckin hair!!!

He has that retard spiked hair style, he looks like sonic the hedgehog...OMG!!!

Let him jerk you off some time.

It'll make you feel better.

His hands are very rough, you could strike a match on them.

Holy fuck, he just walked by and winked at me... that was so fuckin creepy.

im too scared to jerk off at work.

Boogie man?

who refers to their own hand as "yeah, baby"

I was thinking the same thing!

That's fucking weird.

Watch yourself, he might try the old pubes on the coke can trick!

I was too freaked out to even think of that part.

Update, he got some coffee and spilled a bit so he ran his finger up the cup and licked it clean... so fuckin gross!!!

Gonzo can't resist a tastey sodie.

I just tossed my coffee, thanks.