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how the fuck does goat rank as a worse person than me... unless he took the plunge and not only fantasized about gay sex but went through with it...

he wears cosby sweaters

Quote:unless he took the plunge and not only fantasized about gay sex but went through with it...

I never kiss & tell

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Jews get an extra level or two, after all they're the original demon spawn.

6th

Mad Wrote:Jews get an extra level or two, after all they're the original demon spawn.

but, I'm not Jewish.

man i forgot how much l liked reading this poem in highschool. i think i may have to take a trip to the bookstore to grab a new copy. did anyone read the next two poems , purgatorio and paradisio? i heard they weren't quite as slanderous and mean, but i think i might still check them out


oh and i only made the 5th level of hell. how in the fucking name of christ am i not down with the other violent fucks. maybe its because i said i didn't believe in astrology?



Edited By crack hitler on 1094767527

shit! i have to spend eternity in hell with crack?!?

wow! hell is gonna be hell!

Arpikarhu Wrote:shit! i have to spend eternity in hell with crack?!?

wow! hell is gonna be hell!

i believe in astrology i swear i believe in astrology,



Edited By crack hitler on 1094769321

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
<table cellspacing="1" style="margin: 5px; background-color: #000000; border: none; font: 10pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif';"><tr style="font: bold 12pt arial, verdana, 'sans serif'; text-align: center; color: #ffffff; background-color: #333333;"><th>Level</th><th>Score</th></tr><tr style="background-color: #220033; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Purgatory (Repenting Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #110022; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)</td><td style="color: #3344bb; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very Low</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #220011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 2 (Lustful)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #330011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 3 (Gluttonous)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #440011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #550011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)</td><td style="color: #ee2244; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Extreme</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #660011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #770011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 7 (Violent)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #880011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)</td><td style="color: #ff1133; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">High</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #990011; color: #eeeeee;"><td style="padding: 4px;">Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)</td><td style="color: #c40033; background-color: #333333; padding: 4px;">Very High</td></tr></table>
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test


Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

7th

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

I'm a friggin choirboy compared to some of you.. :5:

when i did the test again i got level 2

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


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there's no way eric is less evil than me. that's gonna fuck my whole stance for the last 9 years.

and i'm still saying for a fact that gay shit only gets you to level 6, maybe even only 5, it's the lack of faith that puts you at 6

LyricalGomez Wrote:Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


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Ha!

Gomez floating on a cloud some day. That'd have to be one sturdy cloud.

Haaa!

there's no way you get to purgatory unless you're a practicing catholic. i call shenanigans. unless danked is actually into that confession shit

I was quoting Gomez's, you dink.