Maybe if you have sex with yourself you might fall asleep?
Why can't I see what you said?
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Don't you think if that worked, I would've been sleeping hours ago?
Edited By PollyannaFlower46 on April 02 2002 at 12:47
Maybe I should come over instead?
Don't you know I'd rather touch myself?
So would I but the point is to get you to sleep, right?
Are you saying you're so boring in bed I would fall asleep?
Would you go down on me even though I have a cheese like discharge? Do you think it's a yeast infection?
I'll bring crackers, do you like red or white wine?
Can you bring Triscuts? Do you want me to use the butter knife in my cooter and then smear it on your crackers like spread?
Can we discuss it when I get there?
can i play, or is this a private thread?
Are you saying you're willing to eat yeast infection discharge on Triscut crackers? Do you know that you turned me on so much I just got my period? Do you want some "jelly" with your "cheese"?
can i vomit on the cracker before he eats it?
Do you think he will still eat my bloody infected cooter if you vomit on the crackers?
where did he go? he isnt afraid to eat the crackers now is he?
Do you think you scared him away?
Do you think i might already be in my car on my way over and its dangerous to post and drive?
Don't you think it might be a good investment to buy a computer that will type what you tell it to and read to you? Do you think I should get into bed now and start touching myself to get the cheese warmed? Do you know I'm really getting into bed now? The key is under the door mat, okay? See you soon?