I gave birth in 35 minutes on my bed at home.
Our family dog did the same thing!
I knew an old lady that used to think that when she crapped the bed, she was making babies.
She was a funny lady.
This happened to a guy's mother I went to high school with and he was unfortunate to have shared the fact that his mom died giving birth to him. He was forever known as Killer.
bleh
Edited By WhackBagKid on 1095223118
Yeah, that sucked. Good edit