who would you place the bet with?
I shant. I'll cover your bet. I'm the bookie.
no deal, i want my bet to be official and shit
but I'll cover your action. And they'll be a vig and other such gambling terms.
unless you can produce a reciept with a bar code on it, bloody anus gets my action
eh I was bluffing, it's BA or Bust!
you don't even have 100 posts, prag!
Legend had it that they'd hand mush his tickets already ripped up...
you're only allowed three great ones.
I started looking at the lines and found 4 no-brainers. Then I realized I picked 4 road teams and the reason the line looked so good was that they were in fact on the road. This gambling stuff is hard.
maybe I should just put $480 on Carolina +1 over SF
Arizona
Minn/Green Bay Over
KC
Atlanta
I think I'm gonna do
Carolina +1
Atlanta -3.5
Pittsburgh -4.5
Indy/Houston under 53
i would take the over on indy houston
that's what they WANT you to do
the cards don't come out until Thursday with the "official" (THEIR official) spreads. And it's a 1/2 point card (highest odds) so Carolina will probably be getting 1.5.
3 for 3 pays 6.5 for 1
4 for 4 13
5 for 5 25
6 for 6 50
7 for 7 100
8 for 8 225
9 for 9 425
10 for 10 850
My plan as of now is to take 4 overs, regardless of what they are (though 53.5 on Ind/Hou worries me)
KC/NO
Min/GB
Sea/StL
Hou/Ind
I hate taking unders, but the Baltimore-Jets is oh so tempting, especially with Pennington out. It will probably be something like 30.5 though, which is too low for me.
I usually stay away from shitfests like Car-SF, but then if you take any advice from me you deserve to lose.
I think I will stick with my 1st instinct and take those 4 picks
top, make the bet for me Anus