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Darth Vader Mugs Pizza Man
Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Darth Vader walks among us, and he's not in a happy mood.

That's according to Kissimmee, Fla., authorities, who reported over the weekend that a pizza deliveryman was nearly robbed by an imposing figure dressed as the "Star Wars" bad guy.

"This is a criminal mind trying to think of things to do to victimize people," Osceola County Deputy Sheriff Al Dearmas told WFTV-TV of Orlando.

The deliveryman brought a pizza to a Kissimmee address Sunday night, said Dearmas, only to find no one home.

He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

The pizza man hit the gas and sped off, but not before getting a good zap from what may have been a laser blaster, a light saber or perhaps just a stun gun.

"Thank God nothing happened to the victim," Dearmas told the TV station. "We are very fortunate for that."

"But things could have been much worse," he added, possibly considering the awesome power of the Dark Side.

The call ordering the pizza was made from a pay phone at a drugstore around the corner.

"We were able to obtain some fingerprints from the pay phone, and we have sent [them] out to ... see if we can have a match," said Dearmas.

Tipsters are urged to call the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, and maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi (search) as well.

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This story gives me the giggles.

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Vader has no fingerprints!!!

the only funny thing about this was the thread title.

please try to make your threads funnier. i want more bang for my buck.

The thread title was very clever indeed.

the only clever thing about it. barely worth the money.

Goat and I been paying for your crap for over 2 and a half years, he enjoys it for some reason I have no clue why.

blah blah blah

it's my money now, MAKE WITH THE FUNNEY! <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>IMMEDIATELY!</span>

Danked Wrote:He got back into his car to drive away, when Darth Vader, mask, black outfit and all, suddenly materialized.

There's no beaming in Star Wars.. that's Star Trek... come on people.. get it straight..


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you didn't give me the marinara sauce last time with my cheesy bread.. i want them for free..

GonzoStyle Wrote:Goat and I been paying for your crap for over 2 and a half years, he enjoys it for some reason I have no clue why.

He makes me chuckle.

Besides, I write it all off on my taxes.

I really liked my photoshop. :-(

Danked Wrote:I really liked my photoshop. :-(

I appreciate you little buddy.

I picture Vader as more of a Coke guy.

That is probably how he ended up in the robotic suit, snorting all that coke and a couple strokes later.

Vader = Arpi?

I hope he doesn't smoke in the suit, it wouldn't be good for all that electronic gear.

Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of the Noid, and will soon see the end of Dominoes.

Hawt Baux Wrote:Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of the Noid, and will soon see the end of Dominoes.

DON'T YOU DO IT!!! NO!! I GOT NO WHERE ELSE TO GO!! I GOT NOTHING ELSE...

Goatweed Wrote:I picture Vader as more of a Coke guy.

i would have said fanta

Definitly a Dr. Pepper guy, no question.

Yes!