I go get a hooker the other night and she says "not on the first date"!!!
probably with my 50 bucks
I live in brooklyn, we don't have 50 dollar hookers.
20 bucks!!
you should have tried to tempt her vagina with some vinegar
Or I coulda told her I had brain freeze and it really hurt.
this thread is making me a little uncomfortable
Not as uncomfortable as me and I never thought discussing your vagina would make me uncomfortable.
try giving your vagina some vinegar. i hear it does wonders.
Maybe I had the real brain freeze today, i'm gonna re-open the star child account and bring the shame train full circle.
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Starchild was most definitely a low-point for you - possibly the lowest.
for me it will be his inability to get up after slipping on ice
Arpikarhu Wrote:for me it will be his inability to get up after slipping on ice
I tremble at the fact that the snow is creepin up soon.
Goatweed Wrote:I'm surprised noone bashed my love for herring in sour cream - most people hate that shit.
my dad eats that shit. it smells so gross.