10-19-2004, 09:30 PM
10-19-2004, 09:37 PM
tell them that you're selling the family spaghetti sauce recipe, not knowing that the family recipe came from a commercial sauce!
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10-19-2004, 09:40 PM
Keyser Soze Wrote:but most of our personal lives aren't that excitingGalt Wrote:I want this board to be exclusively about personal lives. I'm dead serious.i've been saying that for years.
There is nothing more compelling.
10-19-2004, 10:03 PM
The Jays Wrote:tell them that you're selling the family spaghetti sauce recipe, not knowing that the family recipe came from a commercial sauce!what am I, fuckin screech?
I'm gonna be leavin in a while, I am soooo excited.
10-19-2004, 10:44 PM
Galt Wrote:I want this board to be exclusively about personal lives. I'm dead serious.That would require that people turn their computers off every once in a while and go outside for a change.
There is nothing more compelling.
Fuck that shit.
10-19-2004, 11:10 PM
I'm outta here, I hope to bring back many goodies tonight.
10-19-2004, 11:12 PM
Kesyer, are you calling me your lapdog?
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10-19-2004, 11:12 PM
Godspeed.
10-19-2004, 11:21 PM
You should send your family scathing, condescending emails.
10-20-2004, 08:24 AM
Keyser Soze Wrote:you could get so much material if you were ever up at 4amGalt Wrote:I want this board to be exclusively about personal lives. I'm dead serious.i've been saying that for years.
There is nothing more compelling.
10-20-2004, 02:24 PM
so how was the wedding?
10-20-2004, 02:28 PM
He's busy fucking a bridesmaid.
10-20-2004, 03:47 PM
good times!
10-20-2004, 03:55 PM
dish, fucker.
10-20-2004, 03:57 PM
I don't even know where to begin with how they just further proved what scumbags they are, it was amazing. I need a little time to gather all my thoughts, I just woke up.
The best part I believe was when the posh establishment we were at turned up the AC full blast to force us to leave.
The best part I believe was when the posh establishment we were at turned up the AC full blast to force us to leave.
10-20-2004, 03:57 PM
Well, what happened?
10-20-2004, 03:58 PM
you should come out with the story in serial form like how Steven King sucked all the idiots into The Green Mile.
10-20-2004, 04:04 PM
How do you know that the green mile was originally published in six small books, chapbooks, in monthly installments unless you were sucked in as well.
10-20-2004, 04:15 PM
well the night starts around 8 or so and I guess I should preface the story with a little info on russian weddings. Russian people are very extravigant when it comes to these types of events, weddings, barmitvahs, etc. Everything from the food to the flowers to the establishment, the entertainment, etc etc etc. Guests give cash as presents only, nothing else is accepted but cash and its usually 150 per person is whats expected. Russian weddings are basically italian weddings without the sausage and peppers.
So I show up with granny and a couple other family members, we all car pooled in cause finding parking is obviously ridiculous in the city. So I figure it's gonna be some nice posh place since they chose the city. This was the first thing I found weird cause usually the weddings take place at the usual spots we have in brooklyn or long island, etc but they chose manhaten so I figured they were gonna really shell out some cash, which I wasnt surprised cause they're fuckin loaded.
We pull up to this building and I was like what the fuck is this, why are we stopping off at sleepers former building? There's no sign nothing and I still have no clue what this place was called. It's a hotel is all I know and it's the real fancy type you know the type that rents out rooms in 15 minute intervals. We walk in and first thing I notice is the roaches and i'm like, no fuckin way they purposely fucked us and sent us to the wrong place... Nope, we were at the right place.
We walk into the wedding area and I was right it was sleepers apartment!!! Not literally but this place was fuckin tiny, battered wood floors, creaking floorboards, it was basically a room with some tables. They somehow fit 100 people in there, I have no clue how and it was just attrocious.
The guests are just disgusted and you can tell. Another piece of info on the russian weddings is the food, the food is amazing at these things. I mean the food is just ridiculous, it just never stops thats what they are probably most famous for. The food just never stops coming and you can never keep up and one things better than the next.
This place, the tables are empty, not even plates, no bar let alone an open bar. Just a bunch of hard ons standing around looking miserable in a roach motel.
And this is how the night began.
So I show up with granny and a couple other family members, we all car pooled in cause finding parking is obviously ridiculous in the city. So I figure it's gonna be some nice posh place since they chose the city. This was the first thing I found weird cause usually the weddings take place at the usual spots we have in brooklyn or long island, etc but they chose manhaten so I figured they were gonna really shell out some cash, which I wasnt surprised cause they're fuckin loaded.
We pull up to this building and I was like what the fuck is this, why are we stopping off at sleepers former building? There's no sign nothing and I still have no clue what this place was called. It's a hotel is all I know and it's the real fancy type you know the type that rents out rooms in 15 minute intervals. We walk in and first thing I notice is the roaches and i'm like, no fuckin way they purposely fucked us and sent us to the wrong place... Nope, we were at the right place.
We walk into the wedding area and I was right it was sleepers apartment!!! Not literally but this place was fuckin tiny, battered wood floors, creaking floorboards, it was basically a room with some tables. They somehow fit 100 people in there, I have no clue how and it was just attrocious.
The guests are just disgusted and you can tell. Another piece of info on the russian weddings is the food, the food is amazing at these things. I mean the food is just ridiculous, it just never stops thats what they are probably most famous for. The food just never stops coming and you can never keep up and one things better than the next.
This place, the tables are empty, not even plates, no bar let alone an open bar. Just a bunch of hard ons standing around looking miserable in a roach motel.
And this is how the night began.
10-20-2004, 04:21 PM
more!! MORE!!!!