CDIH

It's absolutly true, even the diner story.

As always I sat there like a hump for 30 minutes staring at the menu cause I get fuckin confused on what to get, by the time I order everyones like finishing up and I feel like the douche.

I'm all about this part of the story... Fantastic.

Quote:I see the flower girl and I was in too much of an awed state to say anything but then I manage to put a couple words together and not yell but say loud enough "holy shit, its fuckin leaves!!!" That gets me a slap in the shoulder from a woman next to me to which I say, "touch me again and the weddings gonna be followed by a funeral". I showed that 90 year old woman!!!

That prune faced cunt didn't say shit afterwards!