when raking the leaves, beware the wind for it is your enemy
think before ringing cause no costume - no candy
Why are you doing landscaper work?
Hire Jose, Jesus and friends and all your lawn care problems will be theirs.
as all things contain good and evil , so the muck in your gutters makes good compost
Getting all set for some organic gardening in the spring?
dont call the super, for you are the super
one must find inner balance between the greenness of the lawn and the amount of the water bill.
one day the wind will come and blow arpi down, blow him down on his rake and hopefully face first.
broadway queens make good neighbors
as the new tree will grow, beware the water pipe when planting.
Arpikarhu Wrote:as the new tree will grow, beware the water pipe when planting.
^^^^^ this is very good advice.
Keyser Soze Wrote:broadway queens make good neighbors
Fuck you!
IrishAlkey Wrote:Keyser Soze Wrote:broadway queens make good neighbors
Fuck you!
I'd pay cash money to see you singing showtunes.
I did Uptown Girl last sunday at kareoke.
I also did a fab rendition of Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
Did anyone in the audience yell "we want cunt!!"
I did this in my "real" life so, no.
So in real life you do billy joel and drowning pool songs to show your range.
Much improved!
I also did Summer Wind and Friends in Low Places.
I see that theres a pattern forming here.
next you'll be telling me you did somewhere over the rainbow followed up by devil went down to georgia.