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Quote:Natalie Portman asks director to cut nude scenes

Natalie Portman has revealed she asked Mike Nichols, the director of her upcoming movie Closer, to cut out the nude scenes of her.

Portman, 23, plays a stripper in the movie and filmed scenes featuring her romping nude in a topless club.

However, she said she became nervous about seeing the footage on the big screen asked Nichols to cut out the topless shots.

Nichols agreed and Portman tells Entertainment Weekly, "He wants to see my bare ass much less than even my father would.

"He's as or more protective of me than my parents are. So doing sexual, physical stuff for him felt very uncomfortable."

Fine. Whatever. Don't get naked. I didn't really want to see the movie anyway.

she's got really ugly tits. I've seen them in some paparazzi shots. I'm sure it's nice for her to think that the director isn't showing her body because he wants to "protect" her rather than the reality that it's kind of mangled.

omfg dude this is such old news, like the fuckin new evening star journal of the world times did a story on this 20 years ago, way to keep up faggot!!!111 :angry:

she's not as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

she really isn't hot at all, she has that blank porcelain doll look constantly, her body is nice but its average, theres really not appealing at all.

I've hated her ever since the professional, so she sucks as an actress as well.

she was ok in the professional, but she was also like 12 there also, no?

That was also one of Oldman's best roles, IMO.

i like her evil twin, that knightlinger or whatever the fuck her name is. id bend her like beckham.

Goatweed Wrote:she was ok in the professional, but she was also like 12 there also, no?

That was also one of Oldman's best roles, IMO.

I found her amazingly annoying in the professional, she falls into the category of being that one person every great film has that just brings down the film whenever they are in the film.

Oldman was astonishing as he almost always is in every role he plays. The Jean Reno I think his name is, he was great as Leon, even Danny Aiello gave a good performance is his minor role.

She just brung down the movie with her fuckin scenes, plus the whole segment where she pussified Leon and he turned him into a giddy schoolgirl.

Name me any great film and I will point out the person who brings it down.

the queens of that: Bruce Willis' girlfriend in Pulp Fiction and Adrian from Rocky

Keyser Soze Wrote:i like her evil twin, that knightlinger or whatever the fuck her name is. id bend her like beckham.

keira knightley. yeah, she's pretty hot

If she gained 20 pounds, she'd merely be too skinny.

I hate Natalie Portman, she's one of the most overrated actresses i've ever seen.

I just like boobies.

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I think these might be the pictures Galt was talking about NPB

those scenes will just be on the dvd extras anyway. No worries.

Galt Wrote:the queens of that: Bruce Willis' girlfriend in Pulp Fiction and Adrian from Rocky

bruce willis' g/f and her fuckin pancakes, I hated her in Pulp Fiction, excellent example of my theory.

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