I cut one of those bitches off from under my arm. I used wire snippers. It bled like a cunt. I love performing surgery on myself. You haven't lived until you've dug out an in-grown toe nail. Blood is just gushing out of your toe and you just keep digging until you get a good grip and then riiiipppp that bitch out of there.
Digging brass from an exploded bullet case out of your dominant hand in the field is so much fun.
Mad Wrote:Digging brass from an exploded bullet case out of your dominant hand in the field is so much fun.
do tell...
I cut off an ear from every gook I kill.
Using surplus Sand Golfer ammo, dirty filthy ammo case failed and exploded sending shards of bass into my finger. Pulled out my Leathermen Tool and started pulling out the big pieces, waited till I got home for the small ones.
Mad Wrote:Using surplus Sand Golfer ammo, dirty filthy ammo case failed and exploded sending shards of bass into my finger. Pulled out my Leathermen Tool and started pulling out the big pieces, waited till I got home for the small ones.
so you were "in the field" of what at the time?
Shooting my rifle in a field.
but you had to say in the field as if you were in 'nam and not just some clutz with firearms in his backyard.
Must have been a flashback.
Thanks!, now i have that stupid Sting song stuck in my head.
cutting off a skin tag yourself is a dangerous and stupid thing to do. it can cause cancerous cells to form. i have had a few in my day and always have the doctor remove them after he explained the numerous dangers of just cutting them off yourself.
You fell for that scam? Do you have the mechanic change your oil and air filter too because "only a seasoned professional should do it"?
i pray that you get a cancerous cell and they have to remove your poor excuse for a dick. i really do.
So what you're saying is that you don't change your own oil
I hope your car gets cancer.
it was real cold today and it made me chuckle thinking about the ice that will soon form.
I got my booties all ready!
hope they can protect you from the frost bees.