11-09-2004, 01:53 PM
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11-09-2004, 03:54 PM
i hope to email them about your other bookmarks, too.
11-09-2004, 04:01 PM
Wait for the Christmas bonus, then fuck them.
11-09-2004, 04:07 PM
Christmas Bonus? I've never received a Christmas Bonus in my life.
11-09-2004, 04:20 PM
When I worked for a coffee shop, my Christmas bonus was a gift certificate for the massage therapist upstairs. :
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:11-09-2004, 04:49 PM
With a happy ending?
11-09-2004, 06:02 PM
I never actually went. Out of the three ladies that worked there, only one was hot. The thought of walking in and having to point and say "none of those... her please" was just far too akward for me. Alas, it has since expired.
11-09-2004, 06:08 PM
The Masseuse is a great porn. If the sex was taken out, it would still be a pretty good movie.
11-09-2004, 06:51 PM
For christmas the boss gave us all a skinny chicken.
You know how much it was worth?
I dunno about 2 bucks
One skinny chicken 2 dollars, see this is the type of stuff the IRS is lookin for in this audit!
You know how much it was worth?
I dunno about 2 bucks
One skinny chicken 2 dollars, see this is the type of stuff the IRS is lookin for in this audit!
11-10-2004, 08:49 AM
last year i got my first christmas bonus, in the form of a 3 hour open bar and the chance to win various raffle prizes if i could guess my bosses' last name, dog's name, type of underwear, etc...
11-10-2004, 08:58 AM
I only worked at one place that I got a christmas bonus at and it was a pair of leather gloves and a 100 bucks, which was nice.
We also had a christmas party but thats when the jew came outta my boss, he was jewish too btw.
He threw the xmas party in feburary first of all, it took him that long to plan it. We got to some place on 55th street and 5th avenue I think, cause I worked on 55th and 7th and I remember it was maybe 2-3 blocks away.
We get there and then the ultimate jew move, the waiter hands us menus and our boss quickly takes them back. He then hands us menus that he printed and it had on it the stuff we could order.
Now the menu the restaurant had, had like 10 pages of stuff, it was a really classy joint too. He hands us a flyer basically and you had an entre, a main dish and dessert. For the entre it was 2 things one and no one ordered an entre. The main dish was 3 dishes, and it was steak, fish or chicken. So we figured it was gonna come with potato, mashed, fries, something... it was just a tiny piece of either of the 3 and that was it.
Then we found out that if we wanted soda, wine, drinks we had to pay for it ourselves.
We also had a christmas party but thats when the jew came outta my boss, he was jewish too btw.
He threw the xmas party in feburary first of all, it took him that long to plan it. We got to some place on 55th street and 5th avenue I think, cause I worked on 55th and 7th and I remember it was maybe 2-3 blocks away.
We get there and then the ultimate jew move, the waiter hands us menus and our boss quickly takes them back. He then hands us menus that he printed and it had on it the stuff we could order.
Now the menu the restaurant had, had like 10 pages of stuff, it was a really classy joint too. He hands us a flyer basically and you had an entre, a main dish and dessert. For the entre it was 2 things one and no one ordered an entre. The main dish was 3 dishes, and it was steak, fish or chicken. So we figured it was gonna come with potato, mashed, fries, something... it was just a tiny piece of either of the 3 and that was it.
Then we found out that if we wanted soda, wine, drinks we had to pay for it ourselves.
11-11-2004, 01:12 AM
I don't get a Christmas bonus, but the Firm usually throws a sweet Christmas party - though I'm probably not going this year.
11-11-2004, 01:28 AM
when i got my first christmas bonus working for a doctor a few years back, he had to walk around handing them to everyone with his secretart following him telling him who everyone was. that was the only time he said my name in 2 years.
the second time i got a bonus was working for a physical therapy place. they gave me a $15 mall gift certificate. WHOO HOO! big spenders.
the second time i got a bonus was working for a physical therapy place. they gave me a $15 mall gift certificate. WHOO HOO! big spenders.
11-11-2004, 02:26 AM
when i worked at rent, the first year they gave each of us a thousand bucks. the next year we got a candle with a rent pin stuck in it. after that, nothing.
11-11-2004, 02:33 AM
I bet you were happy you had that candle during the blackout!
11-11-2004, 02:41 AM
nope. i threw it out on the way home that night.
11-11-2004, 03:30 AM
I bet some homeless guy found it and sold it during the blackout for like a million dollars.
11-11-2004, 03:54 AM
back in 2000, I brought in $2.5 million in PROFIT for my company. Not sales, profit. Now, I was paid commission so I wasn't expecting a big bonus or anything, but at the end fo the year "holiday" celebration when they stopped everything to recognize the three top salespeople of the company I thought, wow. I wonder what it's going to be.
They gave me a box the size of something clothing would be found in.
I wondered! Oh.... plane tickets to Europe? Maybe a Rolex??? I mean $2.5 million in profit It's gotta be something AWESOME!!!!
It was........
get this.......
A black nylon Addidas running suit (that was too small) and a plastic pen with my company's logo on it.
It was then and there that I knew I was going to stop working for the company and stay around long enough until I could milk them for all my outstanding commissions and until all my existing customers hated me because I was not proactive in the least.
It took a good 6-8 months of doing absolutely nothing before they really started to make overtures that my job was in jeopardy. So I just stopped showing up for days at a time.
Edited By Galt on 1100179218
They gave me a box the size of something clothing would be found in.
I wondered! Oh.... plane tickets to Europe? Maybe a Rolex??? I mean $2.5 million in profit It's gotta be something AWESOME!!!!
It was........
get this.......
A black nylon Addidas running suit (that was too small) and a plastic pen with my company's logo on it.
It was then and there that I knew I was going to stop working for the company and stay around long enough until I could milk them for all my outstanding commissions and until all my existing customers hated me because I was not proactive in the least.
It took a good 6-8 months of doing absolutely nothing before they really started to make overtures that my job was in jeopardy. So I just stopped showing up for days at a time.
Edited By Galt on 1100179218
11-11-2004, 04:02 AM
an adidas running suit is pretty fuckin sweet you ingrate!
11-11-2004, 11:24 PM
seriously, ever see Dude Where's My Car? I believe there's a certain someone by the name of Ashton who puts on an Adidas running suit; just so happens that Ashton Kutcher = Galt in "Galt- The Movie." Coincidence?
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