CDIH

Dear Internets:

I was looking for my last pair of clean underwears today and in the drawer I found an 11 year old receipt for $130.00 dollars I appear to have spent at Sears. I wonder what I bought??? If I found it, do you think I could return it?

Oh, well, if I remember, I'll let you know.

I'm going to pause now, until I need to share another something vital to my life.

Smoochies,
Zippy

Dear internet,

Hung out at Goatweed's tonight. Danked made some food and brought it for dinner. I refused to eat any of it. Although I may have left my soda unattended for a minute or two.

Holy shit! I think my face is melting.

Love,
Gonzosguygkwgkhgkjqhkjahklahhlalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

ask shelle bink and matty fridays

dear internet,
someone at work is weird.

alll my love,
GonzoStyle

Dear internet,

Do you like me? Circle one.
Yes
No

Hopefully yours,
Gonzostyle

that pasta salad was really good.

I see danked is still bitter about that but I have never seen someone mix carrots and sausage... sausage and peppers, sure but not carrots.

Some were funny but none shared my brilliance, and I have never shopped at sears.

Carrots are much better for your eyes than semen.

wow

Danked Wrote:Carrots are much better for your eyes than semen.

This grudge stuff is too much, I tried to warn you about her dammit!!

Buttmunch

Danked

Keyser Soze

Arpikarhu

Danked

Goatweed

GonzoStyle

Danked

drusilla

GonzoStyle