03-27-2002, 09:30 PM
Quote:I listened in for a minute. He mentioned something about making sure his She-male mom watched him stuff the eggplant.
Any idea what that means?
YES I DO!!!!!
Here's the proper fuckin story, don't mess up the facts motherfucker!!!
Gonzo & His Eggplant:
I have a sexual problem! Every time I am shopping at the grocery store I buy
lots of large eggplants - for fucks sake man - I fill two or three shopping
carts full. Then I take them home (the eggplants) and dress them up in
little clothing items and whatnot. Then I place them around the kitchen
table and play 'house'. They compensate for the family I never had, we sit around and eat oatmeal.
On special occasions I'll even whip up a nice casserole but anyway. When we are done eating our oatmeal I pick the
biggest one, yank the fucker up by the remaining vine, slap a
Condom on the bastard, hit it with two cups of canola oil and spend the rest
of the evening trying to stuff the 'fukin whore' eggplant up my ass. The
problem is - my friend thinks this is slightly abnormal behavior, but
then again he likes for me to grease up those large turkey-fat-free-sausages and
forcefully ram them up his cats pussy while he masterbates to old Clint
Eastwood movies: 'The Good, The Bad and the Fugly' for instance. Well - by
God - at the same time he wants me to lick his piss-stained panty croth and
scream" Jesus is a fucking Fag" and stuff like that . Then my mom wheels
herself down the ramp and starts wanting me to eat her MS numbed twat while
she shits in cellophane. Needless to say - the crux of my goddamn sexual
problem is as follows : I can't bust a nut when a large eggplant is in my
ass because my mom is shitting in cellophane and the cat is clawing my
nut-sack to a bloody pulp... I will one day run away with my 'real' family and not have to deal with this... I promise!!!!
RIP Juan The Eggplant
Who is no longer with us.
2001-2001
Edited By GonzoStyle on Mar. 27 2002 at 4:30