CDIH

today i truly feel that i live in jersey. I have cut all ties, document wise, to NYC.

embrace me my fellow new jerseyians!!!

you'll come crawling back

not unless you can find me a 5 bedroom apartment for the same price

it really is way too expensive to live in New York.

then get out, now!

so I can be B&T trash like you? No thanks.

thats me, b&t trash!

first mcgreevey, then arpi. if this state was any gayer it might float right into the atlantic.

SERVED!!!

my boyfriend is gonna give such a pinch!

i bet you two look real cute in your tracker

specially since he tricked out the dash with the pink shag. suh-weet!!

I hope you have fuzzy dice that says "diva" hanging from the rear view mirror

hey, i'm the only board diva ok!

Yes, sweetie.

today i hung a bunch of suncatchers in my backyard tree. true.

did you change your tampon first?

you are so not in tune with my cycle

Arpikarhu