11-18-2004, 09:41 PM
I was watching news one night while in this horrible town of Buffalo. I call it a town, and not a city, because this place is merely a location where people happen to live. Any organization that attempts to make this look like a city is preposterous. Anyway, the top news story, top news story, in a shit town like Buffalo, where the crime and murder rate is terrible, where there are no jobs, no central industry or economic boon, no downtown, the top story was... a new Bass Pro store. IN FUCKING TORONTO! TORONTO! Imagine if on the 5 o'clock Eyewitness News in NYC, if the top story was a Wal-Mart opening in Boston, what would that tell you about the city you live in?
The big story was that a Bass Pro store, which I didn't even know existed, had just opened in Toronto, and that they MIGHT build a Bass Pro store in Buffalo. Not even WILL build, MIGHT build. THIS IS THE FUCKING STORY! This town has like the shittiest economy in the fuckin nation, and the big story is a whole new retailer, specifically a BASS FUCKING FISHING RETAILER, just MIGHT decide to open a store and sell their crap in Buffalo.
I hate this fucking town.
The big story was that a Bass Pro store, which I didn't even know existed, had just opened in Toronto, and that they MIGHT build a Bass Pro store in Buffalo. Not even WILL build, MIGHT build. THIS IS THE FUCKING STORY! This town has like the shittiest economy in the fuckin nation, and the big story is a whole new retailer, specifically a BASS FUCKING FISHING RETAILER, just MIGHT decide to open a store and sell their crap in Buffalo.
I hate this fucking town.