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THAT I LOST BY HALF A FUCKING POINT!!!! I quit gambling
I'm glad I could share my pain with someone else. That Steelers safety got even my hopes up, but well, that's why these are sucker bets and why I am a sucker.


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how did you do? I can't handle this, I was sweating out every game. I'll stick to blackjack.
I changed strategies again and stuck to just the games that were on. SD -3.5, NYG +2.5, GB/HOU over 49.5. (didn't want to touch Dal/Bal) So that's 0-30. The only reason I'm still playing is because I have a bet with a couple of friends that I'll go 0 for the season again. If I win I get a 1.75 of Jack, a bottle of wine and 2 cases of beer, plus of course the money. I almost forfeited the whole thing today when it was 14-0 Atlanta, but then remembered that I'm a sucker.
that steelers safety was pretty incredible. it was worth 7 hours of false hope
it's amazing how great Vegas is at predicting scores. You've got to hand it to them.
hand what to them?
your penis
kudos.

You have to hand Kudos to them.
my parents used to buy me those for lunch
that was your entire lunch? Mine was just a snack. I guess my parents loved me more.

And they still have them. You can get Kudos with M&Ms, Kudos with Snickers. Kudos with Milky Way. I see them all the time when I'm in the grocery store walking around the fat people.
no, I got PB&J sandwiches and a junior juice/boku/arizona iced tea
juice box, PBJ (in wax paper to keep it crisp & fresh), orange, some form of candy
TOP cause it happened again
I think you have a gambling problem pal, I am very worried about you.
it's ok, so are my parents
I think your gambling problem is the least of their concerns.
who'd you take this week?
colts, bills, rams (-10.5!!!)
I tried warning you that every parlay card I touch turns to <a href=http://members.cox.net/rupture/sleeper13.jpg target=blank>shit.. </a>
I would suggest doing what I will, sign up at sportsbook.com.. better odds plus you get $30 to play with for signing up. Don't always have 1/2 points either, which appears to be a bit of a problem for you.. Best part is your money will no longer be poisoned by me!

I was torn this week between the Atl/TB over (38.5) or Buf/Mia (34.5). Naturally I took Atl/TB (thanks Vick), along with Chicago +6.5 and Jac/Pit under 35.5.
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