I've have perfected the technique to take out multiple targets of opportunity.
nevermind.
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ooh! ooh! i wanna feel it! lemme feel it!
I managed to rock the little fella to sleep tonight - it was glorious.
soon he will be borrowing the car and knocking up teenage girls
then will come the day that he tells you that he wants to be a hairdresser.
hmmm...yeah, that would be bad.
I need to work extra hard to make sure that doesn't happen. We'll be going to lots of ballgames.
"dad, it would mean alot to dwayne and me if you gave me away at our civil union ceremony"
ok, this isn't fun anymore!!!
damn...i'm late...5 pages in, already
congrats goaty!
drusilla Wrote:...like when i drive around wondering what would happen if i just plowed over the person crossing the street, or what if i just stabbed the person sitting next to me at dinner with a fork.
I'm never sitting next to you at dinner again.
Congrats Goat and don't let the kid make you into one of those "all about the baby" parents.
He could be a straight hairdresser and use his craft to entice increasing numbers of women into his bed chamber...
lush Wrote:I'm never sitting next to you at dinner again.
i'd never do that to you
Quote:...like when i drive around wondering what would happen if i just plowed over the person crossing the street, or what if i just stabbed the person sitting next to me at dinner with a fork.
That's not really having a sick mind, I would think the majority of people play out scenarios like that all the time in their minds. If you atleast say it out loud to the person then it might be considered a bit sick.