I first noticed it when I had nothing to read while taking a shit, so I read the box.
And no I am not making an announcement, I got a blowjob from a streetwalker, its nothing to be proud of but I was bored and had an hour to kill.
$40 right ??
........................OR SO I HEAR!
did you get a free turkey?
you put a condom on during a bj?
Gooch Wrote:and of course...the pill/birth control patch kind of takes care of it's use completely.
if you like aids, i guess
and now i've gotten to wondering what would happen if you(gonzo) ever read the insert in a box of tampax.
The Sleeper Wrote:you put a condom on during a bj?
hooker rules, I dont make them up.
crx girl Wrote:Gooch Wrote:and of course...the pill/birth control patch kind of takes care of it's use completely.
if you like aids, i guess
and now i've gotten to wondering what would happen if you(gonzo) ever read the insert in a box of tampax.
umm, i meant when i'm dating someone. not in general.
So you treated yourself to a $25 bj from a hooker on your b-day ? Did you tell her it was your b-day ? Maybe you could have gotten a discount or something.
Or she coulda hummed happy birthday while she was blowing me.... boy I can't wait for Galt to berate me for this.
i havent gotten laid in a week, im pissed!
I'll get drunk and IM you later tonight big boy!
now, that would be an interesting friend with benefits.
your girlfriend is too chunky for me, sorry.
For a second there I was hoping george was refering to me.
On the contrary it's you who had stung me.