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am I the only one who gets turned on from reading the instructions inside the condom box?

The drawings, the descriptions, so fuckin stimulating. I dunno maybe its cause i'm kinda submissive sexually at times and like being told what to do but it's fuckin sexy.

Take a lookie, this is directly from the instructions:

Put condom on as soon as penis is hard. And leave space at tip to hold semen when you come.

Squeeze tip gently so no air is trapped inside. Hold top while you unroll condom... all the way down to the hair.

AFTER SEX:

Pull out slowly....(hot!!!) right after you come, while penis is still hard. Hold condom in place to avoid spilling semen. Turn and move away before you let go of condom. Dispose of used condom properly, not in the toilet (which I always do). And no more sex without a new condom!!!


I'm hard right now just typing that.

The pictures are even better.

Ofcourse this will end up like everything else I do and i'll be the only one.
not so much, sorry you're on your own with this one. we can still share cuming on our faces BY ACCIDENT.
Seriously, open up the box next time and take a look...
It's not so much that you're the only one turned on by it but I'm guessing your the only one that actually took the time to read it.
your list of depravities is endless
do you enjoy a finger in the ass or taint during sex?
what's a condom?
there's no way that a company uses the phrase "come" rather than "ejaculate" on directions.
Galt Wrote:there's no way that a company uses the phrase "come" rather than "ejaculate" on directions.
They do, I swears, I was kinda looking at that as well but there it was on the inside of the trojan box.

And while I may buy the whole not being turned on by the instructions, I will seriously doubt no one else has ever read them at all. Ofcourse if you never use them, then yeah I guess you aint never read them.
GonzoStyle Wrote:am I the only one who gets turned on from reading the instructions inside the condom box?

The drawings, the descriptions, so fuckin stimulating. I dunno maybe its cause i'm kinda submissive sexually at times and like being told what to do but it's fuckin sexy.

Take a lookie, this is directly from the instructions:

Put condom on as soon as penis is hard. And leave space at tip to hold semen when you come.

Squeeze tip gently so no air is trapped inside. Hold top while you unroll condom... all the way down to the hair.

AFTER SEX:

Pull out slowly....(hot!!!) right after you come, while penis is still hard. Hold condom in place to avoid spilling semen. Turn and move away before you let go of condom. Dispose of used condom properly, not in the toilet (which I always do). And no more sex without a new condom!!!


I'm hard right now just typing that.

The pictures are even better.

Ofcourse this will end up like everything else I do and i'll be the only one.
it's always dark when it's time for it's use, and not really a time to sit and read the box nor label.

and of course...the pill/birth control patch kind of takes care of it's use completely.
is this a roundabout way of announcing you are getting laid?
i really don't have to announce anything. just making a point that i really don't see how anyone has time to read the paraphernalia
I was talking to gonzo, but ok
curses!!!!

nobody talks to me Sad
I know the feeling
if you buy the condoms, they will come
ok I am getting sex advice from gooch. time to end it all
i've gotten laid pretty regularly since i lost weight, and i'm still not where i want to be weight-wise. there are worse to get advice from.
Quote:ok I am getting sex advice from gooch. time to end it all


You need all the help you can get my friend.
Dear Gippy!
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