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I bailed from an awful New Years party (maybe the party wasn't that awful, maybe I'm just getting older...but bad music + stupid people = not fun). So now I'm home alone taking some bong hits by myself and enjoying it much more than I would if some drunk asshole I barely know were running up to me wishing me well, like he means it.

So may 2005 at least be better than 2004, cause 2004 was fucking terrible...even though I did very well for myself, overall a forgettable year. Now Ashlee Simpson is lip-synching on my TV...not a good sign.
i had like 3 plans all fall thru....actually two, i just didn't want to do choice three...so we just all had dinner out, came back, had cigar, drank wine, and watched the ball drop on Jay Leno & then watched Conan O'Brien.
I made out with a girl who started college the year before Len Bias died.

Disaster.
Was that before or after you pissed in her mouth?
So Galt starts 2005 unable to finish the job. Or did the poor gal not want to wash her own mouth & body with wet naps to go any further?
I can't remember how much I drank.

I lost count after 6 Jager Bombs, half a bottle of 70 proof Absolut, 3 straight shots of 100 proof Soco, and 3 shots of Tequila Rose. This was all between 8:00 and Midnight. After that, its a blur.
I did wake up and check my voicemail this morning though, and I had a message from THE Gonzostyle.

He treats me so well. So thoughtful for him to call me and wish me a happy new year.

Heres to you buddy. May your new year be fruitful and prosperous.
how many fifths is that?
Jack did you get to violate your GF's virgin asshole yet?
I got drunk and then I forget, went to this place in jersey had a good time.

I remember calling jack... I fuckin call you and you reply to me on the fuckin board.. I see!!!
oh yeah, happy new year everyone.
i just got home, i haven't slept yet. and i have football all afternoon and i'm supposed to have a date tonight and then i work tomorrow. i think it's time to take up cocaine.
oh yeah, is 70 proof absolut something special out there, because most liquor is 80 proof.
You have a date? you go girl!... so is it someone on or off the internet?
had dinner at pace, then went to my girlfriends bar, ate at coffee shop at 6 am
Quote:I did wake up and check my voicemail this morning though, and I had a message from THE Gonzostyle.

something told me to check my phone just now, and wouldn't you know there's a VM message - wtf do you mean you don't got my home number!!

anyway, Happy New Year's all :insertwackyNewYearsmileyshere:
nobody called me. in fact i had to leave the party and go find the bouncer outside to get a kiss at midnight
I was gonna call sleeper but I didn't know what to say and I figured it woulda been just a long uncomfortable period of silence, so I just skipped over his name in my cell.
My party kicked ass!
I went to Vermont again for a few days for New Years. It's always a great time, but unfortunately I was pretty trashed when the ball dropped. I think I was just propped up in a chair in the corner. Waaaay too much Jagermeister and rum & cokes that night.

On a side note, my resolutions for this year are....
-quit smoking cigarettes
-find an apartment with the extra $320 a month I'd have if I didn't fucking smoke
-not quit per se, but seriously cut down on the pot until I have a place and the money for it
-post more. I miss my e-friends.
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