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- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
I was talking to this chick I work with today and we were getting to know eachother and stuff. So for whatever reason she asked to see my phone and I showed her and I took a look at hers. Naturally like the medicine cabinet at a strangers house, I go to see her phonebook. I see in there a listing for "Tiny", so I say "Tiny, does this go directly to my penis?". She looked at me kinda weird and then just put my phone down and said she had to get back to work.
Now I gotta figure out if she was pissed at the joke or me going through her phone book, I figure its kind of a given when you let someone look through your phone.
Now its gonna be all fuckin weird!
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
that's grounds for sexual harrassment!!! you'd have been better off spilling the coffee again!
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
fuck!
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
lawyer up while you can - no good can come from this.
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
There go my small penis jokes, thats my bread and butter for making friends!
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
you should stick with the "fuckin' niggers" stuff - everone hates niggers.
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
she's a spic, I dunno if it would go over well. with my luck she's dating a guy named keyshawn.
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
good point.
what a way to start the week, huh?
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
at least I am doing well work wise, otherwise i'd be gone.
I gotta just keep my mouth shut on this one I guess and stay away from the coffee.
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
too much coffee isnt good for ya anyway, stick with water or iced tea (unsweetened)
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
i'm going out for lunch from now on, my talking is gonna be the end of me.
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
good man - best play it safe until youre in there good.
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
I hope everyone there quits or gets fired so I can start fresh.
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
but youd be all alone then ???
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
yeah but i'd have seniority!!!
- Keyser Soze - 11-08-2005
you should have told her you said dennis, not penis!!!
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
you know, the sleeper!
- Goatweed - 11-08-2005
haha
- GonzoStyle - 11-08-2005
Then i'd have to explain he's the guy who masturbates over his toilet and then i'd have to turn in my keys.
- GonzoStyle - 11-10-2005
Ok so I had to go into today to cover for someone and was alone in the office with her tonight before we left, she offered me one of her lollipops... so I take it we're cool.