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- Jack - 02-06-2003
Does anyone write Lymmericks here? They are easy enough. I think we could come up with some hillarious ones knowing some of the members on this board....
Heres a couple I wrote a long time ago:
(long time ago = 10years)
Once was a guy named Ben
Who had sex with other men
They shut the shades
and shared their Aids
Now he wants to spread again.
A man once went to Rome
He soon grew sick for Home
He caught a plane
then rode a train
Because he forgot his favorite Comb.
- Teenweek - 02-06-2003
I heard this one before:
In days of old, when knights were bold
And condoms were not yet invented
They put a sock on their cock and hoped it would prevent it.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-06-2003
thats the worst ever
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-06-2003
you got skillz!
- Jack - 02-06-2003
Just treating you the same way you treat everyone else in your forum hybrid. Didn't want you to feel left out. :thumbs-up:
- Hybrid - 02-06-2003
I love Jack cause I am a homo.
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-06-2003
now you made my posts look stupid
what the fuck, muh fukka!
- Jack - 02-06-2003
Hybrids gonna cry cause I keep removing his poem....
I feel for you Hybrid. I really do.
Oh wait.. no I don't.
- Hybrid - 02-06-2003
I want to have Jacks children. :loveya:
- HollywoodJewMoses - 02-06-2003
wow, hybrid sucks. Fucking homo.
- Arpikarhu - 02-08-2003
i find the spelling of "lymmericks" to be funny yet sad
- Hybrid - 02-08-2003
jack deleted my post because it made fun of him and his thread
- Arpikarhu - 02-08-2003
jack is a nazi!
- Danked - 02-08-2003
Gomez....? Is that you?
You've got the Arpi thing down to a T, man. :thumbs-up:
- Hybrid - 02-08-2003
hence the sig
- The Jays - 02-08-2003
... this was all a simple ploy to get Hybrid to respond so that Jack could edit...
- Weird NJ - 02-09-2003
Quote:Just treating you the same way you treat everyone else in your forum hybrid. Didn't want you to feel left outHybrid never fucked with me. :clueless: I wonder what this is really about Jack.
- diceisgod - 02-09-2003
Blah blah blah and swallow slow.
- Jack - 02-09-2003
This was sooo 2 days ago. Catch up with the times fellas.
- diceisgod - 02-09-2003
Blah blah blah and jill came down with two fifty.