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- The Jays - 02-14-2004

I have a single stem rose, a heart shaped cake, a box of 12 assorted flavored and colored condoms, new sneakers, a remote control car, box of Krispy Kremes, and a box of wings.

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Will I get some snatch tonight?

- IrishAlkey - 02-14-2004

Take me.

- Galt - 02-14-2004

I meeting this girl's family tonight. It's way too early for that.

I'm not even going to bring flowers because I want to intentionally make her think that I'm not the one for her.

- Arpikarhu - 02-14-2004

i gave and got nothing. i have no one

- HedCold - 02-14-2004

i want wings

- Mad - 02-14-2004

What you're not giving her jewelry?

- The Jays - 02-14-2004

Jewelry? What a lame gift. We're gonna be driving my car around my apartment! And she's gonna suck my dick like a lolipop!

- Galt - 02-14-2004

Happy Valentine's hunny. You don't have to swallow tonight.

- Gooch - 02-14-2004

Arpikarhu Wrote:i gave and got nothing. i have no one
uh huh

- Galt - 02-14-2004

Gooch is officially held in higher regard than Arpi now.

- diceisgod - 02-14-2004

I remember back in the Golden Age when people believed Arpi's lies. Good times.

- Danked - 02-14-2004

D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.

- Mad - 02-14-2004

Galt Wrote:I meeting this girl's family tonight. It's way too early for that.

I'm not even going to bring flowers because I want to intentionally make her think that I'm not the one for her.
Having dinner with the folks already? Bring some flowers for her mom, maybe she's hotter.

- diceisgod - 02-14-2004

Danked Wrote:D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.
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- PatCooper - 02-14-2004

Danked Wrote:D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.
what's his name?

- Danked - 02-14-2004

Next Valentine's Day I swear!

- lush - 02-14-2004

Awww I'm all alone on valentines day. I guess I should be used to it, I haven't had a valentine in 2 years. I'll make it up to my vagina next year, I promise.

- Danked - 02-14-2004

I was lying all along. I don't have a sweetie. I fully admit it.

- Silera - 02-14-2004

I get to go to Friday's today!

- GonzoStyle - 02-14-2004

Silera Wrote:I get to go to Friday's today!
but today is satu.... wow I can't believe I almost made that lame joke.