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- GonzoStyle - 05-31-2004
ejaculate allover the floor after you masturbate and then go find something to clean it up with only to find your dog lapping it up by the time you get back?
I feel like I owe her something now.
- Mad - 05-31-2004
LIKE DINNER AND A MOVIE!!!!
- GonzoStyle - 05-31-2004
I may have to get her the alpo with the choice cuts tomorow.
- Galt - 05-31-2004
I don't have a dog.
And I am too neat to let that happen. If I get any on my hand I feel like I need to take a shower.
- GonzoStyle - 05-31-2004
If I get some on my hand I just flick it off, like if you sneeze on your hand and a booger flies out.
- Galt - 05-31-2004
yeah exactly. If it didt hurt so much, I would boil my hands to ensure their cleanliness. Aside from my twice daily showers, I probably wash my hands and additional 5-10 times a day.
- Mad - 05-31-2004
OCD freak.
- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004
seriously dude, thats just overboard.
I bet you're the type of pussy who drops food on the floor and throws it away.
- The Jays - 06-01-2004
the five second rule means its been on the floor five seconds too long
- HedCold - 06-01-2004
i try and work my masturbation and showers around each other so they coincide
- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004
I can't masturbate in the shower cause i lose my footing when I cum.
- HedCold - 06-01-2004
not exactly coincide, but if i know i'm going to shower i'm more likely to get one out
- The Jays - 06-01-2004
Grab bars are handy.
- Goatweed - 06-01-2004
I use a sock - easy cleanup.
- Mad - 06-01-2004
HedCold Wrote:i try and work my masturbation and showers around each other so they coincideWhat happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?
- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004
I'd use a sock but my mom does my laundry sometimes and she asked me why my socks were sticky one time, so I stopped.
- Goatweed - 06-01-2004
paper towels? tissues?
- The Jays - 06-01-2004
obligatory pop-one-over-the-toilet comment
- HedCold - 06-01-2004
Quote:What happened to joobies, she doesn't touch your wang any more?
its summer, so you can start with the "she's banging other guys at home" jokes
- GonzoStyle - 06-01-2004
I'm embarassed to say I have never figured out how the tissue thing works.