So we were in chat last nite....

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- Keyser Soze - 12-22-2004

(11:58:43 PM) You have just entered room "CDIH Chat."
(11:58:59 PM) thekmanredux has entered the room.
(11:59:01 PM) The Clear sTuFF has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF (11:59:04 PM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (11:59:06 PM): good chat
The Clear sTuFF (11:59:07 PM): faggot
thekmanredux (11:59:12 PM): wheres PLAF
SoupSoupAD (11:59:13 PM): wait
(11:59:14 PM) GodIheads Lament has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD (11:59:15 PM): im inviting
(11:59:20 PM) fbdlingfrg has entered the room.
fbdlingfrg (11:59:35 PM): havent been in one of these in a while
thekmanredux (11:59:46 PM): good for you
(11:59:46 PM) PatrickFnBateman has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD (11:59:55 PM): cmon stingray, join
thekmanredux (11:59:58 PM): aqhahhaa
(12:00:00 AM) Wackbag has entered the room.
fbdlingfrg (12:00:02 AM): it is good for me
thekmanredux (12:00:03 AM): yes!
The Clear sTuFF (12:00:05 AM): who is FFB?
SoupSoupAD (12:00:10 AM): howdy wackbag
The Clear sTuFF (12:00:10 AM): ahahahah YES!
thekmanredux (12:00:13 AM): stingray can you unban me
Wackbag (12:00:16 AM): hmm
SoupSoupAD (12:00:17 AM): thats galt
The Clear sTuFF (12:00:19 AM): stingray, why was NirtyDigger banned?
SoupSoupAD (12:00:24 AM): patrickfuckingbateman is galt
Wackbag (12:00:29 AM): why all the hate man really?
thekmanredux (12:00:30 AM): yea and why was Froys4incher banned
SoupSoupAD (12:00:35 AM): we dont hate, we love
SoupSoupAD (12:00:43 AM): we are full of love
thekmanredux (12:00:51 AM): i just want to know why you ban great posters
SoupSoupAD (12:00:54 AM): we are misunderstood
Wackbag (12:00:55 AM): i'm serious, what is the reason ?
PatrickFnBateman (12:00:55 AM): nirty digger is a swell name
The Clear sTuFF (12:01:06 AM): thanks galt
thekmanredux (12:01:06 AM): who is hating anyone, we are just asking questions
PatrickFnBateman (12:01:08 AM): who got banned? Who did the banning?
SoupSoupAD (12:01:08 AM): we dont understand why you think we hate
The Clear sTuFF (12:01:10 AM): you just complimented me, wbk
SoupSoupAD (12:01:18 AM): we dont hate
The Clear sTuFF (12:01:22 AM): NirtyDigger got banned while trying to talk about Roger Clemens
(12:01:47 AM) Hummercash has entered the room.
thekmanredux (12:01:49 AM): yea and froys4incher got banned after stargin a james bond thread
Wackbag (12:01:50 AM): banning occurs when rules are broken or trolling occurs, I am one of 20 people who have ban power
Hummercash (12:01:51 AM): howdy... faggots
SoupSoupAD (12:01:57 AM): howdy
The Clear sTuFF (12:02:03 AM): ok well please unban nirty digger
thekmanredux (12:02:08 AM): and froys4incher
SoupSoupAD (12:02:14 AM): 20 people
SoupSoupAD (12:02:15 AM): wow
SoupSoupAD (12:02:19 AM): thats a lot of banning
Hummercash (12:02:23 AM): here's why froys got banned...
PatrickFnBateman (12:02:24 AM): and AnthonyCumiaisafuckingnazi please
Wackbag (12:02:27 AM): so they can stir around?
thekmanredux (12:02:37 AM): i just wanna discuss the boys
The Clear sTuFF (12:02:39 AM): look, if nirtydigger cant post, then who is going to help organize a sticker stop in evansville indiana?
Hummercash (12:02:40 AM): that james bond thread was made just to make people realized 'roger' was on the censored list
Hummercash (12:02:46 AM): fuck heads
Hummercash (12:02:49 AM): but its not anymore
SoupSoupAD (12:02:49 AM): the b-b-b-bboys?
thekmanredux (12:02:53 AM): no, it was a thread about james bond
thekmanredux (12:02:57 AM): stop making things into conspiracies
SoupSoupAD (12:03:03 AM): roger moore!
Hummercash (12:03:05 AM): im not, thats what he was doing
SoupSoupAD (12:03:08 AM): cmon he was the best bond!
Hummercash (12:03:09 AM): exactly ant
The Clear sTuFF (12:03:15 AM): ----- moore
thekmanredux (12:03:19 AM): so you cant discuss james bond???
The Clear sTuFF (12:03:24 AM): i was trying to talk about R0GER Clemens
PatrickFnBateman (12:03:26 AM): the word Roger can't be written on that board?
The Clear sTuFF (12:03:29 AM): nope
SoupSoupAD (12:03:29 AM): how about roger clemens?
PatrickFnBateman (12:03:32 AM): are you kidding me?
The Clear sTuFF (12:03:34 AM): ----- clemens
PatrickFnBateman (12:03:35 AM): holy shit.
Hummercash (12:03:38 AM): you can, but when you are starting threads like that just to stir shit up, bye bye
SoupSoupAD (12:03:43 AM): or roger mcdowell, king of the HOTFOOT!
PatrickFnBateman (12:03:44 AM): gayest thing ever
PatrickFnBateman (12:03:48 AM): do you realize you are a faggot?
thekmanredux (12:03:48 AM): how do you know i was starting it to stir shit up
SoupSoupAD (12:03:53 AM): you guys dont know how to have fun
thekmanredux (12:03:54 AM): thats just your assumption
fbdlingfrg (12:03:55 AM): so its oa.com all over again?
SoupSoupAD (12:03:55 AM): tight asses
thekmanredux (12:03:57 AM): and when you assumne
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:00 AM): hahaha
thekmanredux (12:04:00 AM): WELL YOU KNOW
fbdlingfrg (12:04:00 AM): with banned words and shit
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:02 AM): say it!
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:04 AM): SAY IT
PatrickFnBateman (12:04:04 AM): Roger Doger was a good movie
thekmanredux (12:04:09 AM): YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME
fbdlingfrg (12:04:11 AM): roger roger roger spaz
SoupSoupAD (12:04:20 AM): calm down now
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:20 AM): ok please unban nirtydigger
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:22 AM): he was the best poster
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:24 AM): and his sigpic
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:26 AM): AMAZING
SoupSoupAD (12:04:33 AM): you guys need to cool off
thekmanredux (12:04:39 AM): unban froys4incher and he wont stir anymore shit!
thekmanredux (12:04:41 AM): promise
PatrickFnBateman (12:04:45 AM): They are such faggots. Meaning O&A for making people not talk about certain subjects.
thekmanredux (12:04:46 AM): not the he did before
Wackbag (12:04:48 AM): you guys need to get another hobby or something
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:53 AM): ahhahaha what?
The Clear sTuFF (12:04:58 AM): IM SORRY BUT O AND A IS MY LIFE
thekmanredux (12:05:01 AM): seriously
The Clear sTuFF (12:05:01 AM): SO THATS MY HOBBY
Wackbag (12:05:09 AM): so enjoy the show
PatrickFnBateman (12:05:11 AM): I mean, I could understand if it were a show like Rush or Hannity where they try and be professional, but these are guys to talk about boobies and poop
The Clear sTuFF (12:05:15 AM): i want to post about it!
thekmanredux (12:05:17 AM): me too
SoupSoupAD (12:05:21 AM): good point galt
thekmanredux (12:05:25 AM): i like discussing the show with all the SICK EFFS
Wackbag (12:05:27 AM): go ahead, I'm not stoping you
SoupSoupAD (12:05:28 AM): its a radio show about dick jokes
SoupSoupAD (12:05:31 AM): dont be so serious
thekmanredux (12:05:34 AM): we are banned!
The Clear sTuFF (12:05:39 AM): yeah we are banned!!!!
fbdlingfrg (12:05:42 AM): and the word roger is illegal. duf
fbdlingfrg (12:05:44 AM): duh
PatrickFnBateman (12:05:53 AM): what other words are banned?
thekmanredux (12:05:53 AM): i got banned for discussing fuckign JAMES BOND
thekmanredux (12:05:54 AM): cmon
thekmanredux (12:05:58 AM): SPAZ
PatrickFnBateman (12:05:58 AM): I'm assuming Spaz
thekmanredux (12:06:00 AM): RAPE
thekmanredux (12:06:01 AM): NIGGER
The Clear sTuFF (12:06:04 AM): yeah and i got banned for saying R0GER
fbdlingfrg (12:06:04 AM): ass
Hummercash (12:06:07 AM): guys, if you don't like wackbag, there are tons of other o&a boards that will let you do whatever you want... just go join one of them.
fbdlingfrg (12:06:12 AM): "is" is bannned
PatrickFnBateman (12:06:12 AM): rape is banned?
The Clear sTuFF (12:06:15 AM): shut up hummer stop being a tool, i know you arent a tool
thekmanredux (12:06:16 AM): wackbag is #1!!!
thekmanredux (12:06:28 AM): they get mentioned on the show the most, we want o&^a to notice us
PatrickFnBateman (12:06:36 AM): what if I don't like you, and I want to beat you to death and crush your little asexual head in?
The Clear sTuFF (12:06:51 AM): if you are going to ban people, ban them for being horrifically unfunny, like that fat retard that won the egg nog challenge
Wackbag (12:07:00 AM): nobody got banned for discussing james bond, you were eiether trolling or you were shown as posting thru a proxy
The Clear sTuFF (12:07:01 AM): he makes wackbag members look even dumber and less funny then they are
thekmanredux (12:07:08 AM): i wasnt doing either
thekmanredux (12:07:11 AM): i was discussing james bond
thekmanredux (12:07:21 AM): i didnt even say the word ROGER, someoen else did
The Clear sTuFF (12:07:22 AM): TROLLING?!?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? HAVING SEX WITH LADY DI AND MARION?
fbdlingfrg (12:07:25 AM): so why are you people on wackbag again? hasnt it always sucked and still sucks?
Hummercash (12:07:25 AM): ive only banned one person btw... and it had nothing to do w/ any of this stuff you guys are bringing up
(12:07:32 AM) c0mputerssux has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF (12:07:39 AM): ok christopher, can you please unban nirty digger.
Hummercash (12:07:53 AM): nope, i didn't do that, so you can go talk to whoever did about that
Wackbag (12:07:57 AM): if you hate wackbag so much, why bother to even go there?
thekmanredux (12:07:59 AM): how would we know
The Clear sTuFF (12:08:04 AM): well its kind of hard to do that, if you dont know who banned you
thekmanredux (12:08:09 AM): seriously
PatrickFnBateman (12:08:11 AM): why can't someone start a board that forces the unfunny and terminally unfunny people of whackbag and boredplanet to stay and post, but also has people who like to make fun of them in charge
thekmanredux (12:08:21 AM): yea make me amod
PatrickFnBateman (12:08:23 AM): that would be the perfect board. I'd quit work and just post full time
thekmanredux (12:08:34 AM): make me, galt, and wbk mods, youll have the best board
The Clear sTuFF (12:08:38 AM): yeah thats true
(12:08:41 AM) BJTiso has entered the room.
The Clear sTuFF (12:08:54 AM): i wont even make fun of fatfatlina
BJTiso (12:09:00 AM): entertain me
BJTiso (12:09:01 AM): thanks
thekmanredux (12:09:09 AM): i wont talk about james bond!!!
c0mputerssux (12:09:09 AM): hi CER
fbdlingfrg (12:09:13 AM): you guys can make your own board
BJTiso (12:09:16 AM): hi
fbdlingfrg (12:09:19 AM): call it a hot day in heaven
The Clear sTuFF (12:09:20 AM): i wont talk about roger clemens
PatrickFnBateman (12:09:20 AM): It would be a comedy palace
The Clear sTuFF (12:09:28 AM): how many people think i am funny?
thekmanredux (12:09:31 AM): me
fbdlingfrg (12:09:32 AM): me
PatrickFnBateman (12:09:36 AM): <----------
The Clear sTuFF (12:09:41 AM): no yo udont galt, you are a liaR!
fbdlingfrg (12:09:45 AM): i still think T.O. sucks, though
thekmanredux (12:09:46 AM): see, people like you
PatrickFnBateman (12:09:51 AM): go sox!
Hummercash (12:09:51 AM): just so you know, roger is now allowed... so are spic and rape
SoupSoupAD (12:09:54 AM): you see, if you say bad things, the board will cease to exist
thekmanredux (12:09:58 AM): haha why is it now allowed
The Clear sTuFF (12:10:06 AM): ok so if we got banned for saying something that is now allowed, how is that fair
fbdlingfrg (12:10:13 AM): spic? you cant say spic?
SoupSoupAD (12:10:16 AM): you broke the rules!
thekmanredux (12:10:18 AM): AM I A MARTYR FOR THE WORD ROGER
SoupSoupAD (12:10:20 AM): board policy
The Clear sTuFF (12:10:22 AM): yeah but now they arent rules!!!!
SoupSoupAD (12:10:30 AM): they were then!
The Clear sTuFF (12:10:35 AM): that was 4 days ago!
thekmanredux (12:10:40 AM): I DIED SO YOU CAN SAY THE WORD ROGER
SoupSoupAD (12:10:40 AM): too bad!
PatrickFnBateman (12:10:42 AM): can you have a username with the word Roger in it?
PatrickFnBateman (12:10:45 AM): that would be zany
The Clear sTuFF (12:10:48 AM): no
SoupSoupAD (12:10:48 AM): sleeper died for our sins
Wackbag (12:10:48 AM): you broke the rules in the FAQ stating not to try and go around the censor
thekmanredux (12:10:58 AM): why is roger allowed now though
thekmanredux (12:10:59 AM): what changed
PatrickFnBateman (12:11:06 AM): you explicitly have a censor?
thekmanredux (12:11:07 AM): it was totlaly me
The Clear sTuFF (12:11:12 AM): yeah so now its ok to say roger
The Clear sTuFF (12:11:18 AM): so i wouldnt have to break the rules
The Clear sTuFF (12:11:21 AM): so i wouldnt cause trouble
The Clear sTuFF (12:11:27 AM): ALL IN FAVOR OF NIRTY DIGGER RETURNING
The Clear sTuFF (12:11:28 AM): SAY I
PatrickFnBateman (12:11:28 AM): forward me that faq. I bet CDIH could actually have an interesting thread mocking it's childishness
thekmanredux (12:11:30 AM): aye
(12:11:33 AM) DaHoag76 has entered the room.
PatrickFnBateman (12:11:39 AM): Nirty Digger should be mod
The Clear sTuFF (12:11:39 AM): heyyyyyy its dA HOAAAAAAAG
fbdlingfrg (12:11:47 AM): I
thekmanredux (12:11:47 AM): so should Froys4incher
DaHoag76 (12:11:51 AM): well hello
PatrickFnBateman (12:11:55 AM): Nirty Digger should be the name of a forum
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:03 AM): THATS TRUE
PatrickFnBateman (12:12:13 AM): what is Nirt though?
PatrickFnBateman (12:12:16 AM): is that french?
thekmanredux (12:12:22 AM): shut up
DaHoag76 (12:12:23 AM): Nirty Digger is the name of a forum
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:26 AM): yeah
DaHoag76 (12:12:37 AM): It's the name of our banned forum
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:40 AM): LOL CONNER PETERSON FORUM
PatrickFnBateman (12:12:43 AM): ZING!11111
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:44 AM): THIS IS THE FORUM WHERE WE SAY
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:46 AM): SPLASH
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:48 AM): KERPLUNK
thekmanredux (12:12:49 AM): LIL CONOR ROFL
The Clear sTuFF (12:12:51 AM): *VROOOOOOOOM*
thekmanredux (12:12:54 AM): LETS MAKE CRINGE SONGS
SoupSoupAD (12:13:13 AM): i just think wackbag is hypocritical
PatrickFnBateman (12:13:14 AM): What this board needs is: more contests and more cowbells!
Wackbag (12:13:21 AM): such jealousy, it's incredible
The Clear sTuFF (12:13:22 AM): AND MORE NIRTYDIGGER
The Clear sTuFF (12:13:25 AM): theres no jealousy
The Clear sTuFF (12:13:26 AM): HOOLY SHIT
thekmanredux (12:13:27 AM): jealousy?
The Clear sTuFF (12:13:29 AM): its not about jealousy
SoupSoupAD (12:13:33 AM): they are a message board for opie and anthony but they are the antithesis of opie and anthony
The Clear sTuFF (12:13:37 AM): we posted on the popular board when the show was popular
thekmanredux (12:13:37 AM): have you read the posts on your board??
c0mputerssux (12:13:38 AM): wackbag sucks ass
Wackbag (12:13:49 AM): go make more threads about us since we are all thats on your mind apparently
BJTiso (12:13:54 AM): good call, b0x
thekmanredux (12:14:01 AM): we havent made any threads about you
DaHoag76 (12:14:01 AM): obviously opie and anthony don't feel that way
The Clear sTuFF (12:14:06 AM): what?
The Clear sTuFF (12:14:09 AM): they hate all of you
The Clear sTuFF (12:14:10 AM): ALL
PatrickFnBateman (12:14:10 AM): jealously of what? Don't you realize that we like posting for two reasons. To talk about something we have an interest in (the show) and rile up people who take things too seriously and have no sense of humor
c0mputerssux (12:14:16 AM): opie and anthony suck ass too
SoupSoupAD (12:14:27 AM): opie and anthony would want to be represented by a message board with such rampant censorship?
PatrickFnBateman (12:14:37 AM): but I don't like teh show (or at least listen anymore) so then I have no interest in posting there
thekmanredux (12:14:38 AM): they actually do
PatrickFnBateman (12:14:43 AM): Of course they do
SoupSoupAD (12:14:43 AM): thats completely against everything they stand for
thekmanredux (12:14:48 AM): o&a are hypocrites when it comes to the internet too
The Clear sTuFF (12:14:49 AM): FUCK CENSORSHIP, GO O AND Abut we better censor
PatrickFnBateman (12:14:56 AM): by they suck and that's already been proven
DaHoag76 (12:14:59 AM): seeing as how Anthnoy is on it every day, I don't think they have a problem with it
Hummercash (12:15:04 AM): ant, they seem to not have any problems plugging it, posting on it and reading it CONSTANTLY
thekmanredux (12:15:05 AM): they dont like getting bashed on message boards so they like wackbag
SoupSoupAD (12:15:15 AM): hummer, do you see my point?
(12:15:20 AM) THE LILSHDOW has entered the room.
Hummercash (12:15:23 AM): yes ant, i get it
The Clear sTuFF (12:15:24 AM): hummercash i know you arent a maroon
The Clear sTuFF (12:15:27 AM): put the punch down
The Clear sTuFF (12:15:39 AM): or else ill set you on STEVE
c0mputerssux (12:15:41 AM): wheres stingray
SoupSoupAD (12:15:45 AM): why are they promoting a board that is completly the opposite of what they try act like they represent
Wackbag (12:15:51 AM): yes
thekmanredux (12:15:54 AM): cause the fans worship them
thekmanredux (12:15:56 AM): and they like that
PatrickFnBateman (12:15:56 AM): They plug it becuase it's the Iraqi defense minister to Anthony's Saddam
Wackbag (12:16:19 AM): .net is also pluged
c0mputerssux (12:16:21 AM): cause they are pussys and so are the New boys
The Clear sTuFF (12:16:27 AM): yeah .net is an amazing place
SoupSoupAD (12:16:28 AM): .net is uncensored tho
The Clear sTuFF (12:16:33 AM): and i fully encourage everyone to post there
SoupSoupAD (12:16:35 AM): wackbag is like a gulag
BJTiso (12:16:36 AM): no, its censored
c0mputerssux (12:16:40 AM): only when they have people show up
Wackbag (12:16:46 AM): but its been plugged, so whats the problem?
The Clear sTuFF (12:16:55 AM): you
c0mputerssux (12:16:58 AM): hah
The Clear sTuFF (12:16:59 AM): and banning nirtydigger
PatrickFnBateman (12:17:04 AM): "come post on a bored that is helplessly devoted to us and never mocks our cheesy contests and zany morning zoo schtick"
thekmanredux (12:17:04 AM): the problem is i got banned for saying a word thats now legal to say!!
c0mputerssux (12:17:05 AM): im banned too
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:18 AM): HOO HOO IM MAVRIC I FUCK CHINKS
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:21 AM): unban me
DaHoag76 (12:17:26 AM): no, you got banned for going around a censor
PatrickFnBateman (12:17:28 AM): really, I don't want to gloss over this whole Nirty Digger issue. It really must be resolved
Wackbag (12:17:28 AM): You dont like the board, Why do you want to go there?
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:29 AM): yeah
DaHoag76 (12:17:32 AM): it's against the rules
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:33 AM): but now its not censored
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:35 AM): NO ITS NOT
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:37 AM): NOT ANYMORE
DaHoag76 (12:17:40 AM): and is clearly stated in the FAQ
c0mputerssux (12:17:42 AM): i don't like it cause I am banned
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:45 AM): no one reads the faq
PatrickFnBateman (12:17:52 AM): it's not that they don't like the board. The censorship and your lack of humor makes them want to go to the board
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:53 AM): its a cheap excuse for banning people that dont post what you want them to
DaHoag76 (12:17:54 AM): they shoud
The Clear sTuFF (12:17:57 AM): well no one does
The Clear sTuFF (12:18:01 AM): just admit it
DaHoag76 (12:18:06 AM): we tell them too
The Clear sTuFF (12:18:07 AM): its so you can ban people who dont agree with your points of view
DaHoag76 (12:18:10 AM): and if they don't
PatrickFnBateman (12:18:12 AM): I'm sure you were bullied in school. Why do you think the bullies kept on at it? Because it was fun and they got a reaction out of you.
DaHoag76 (12:18:14 AM): and get banned
SoupSoupAD (12:18:16 AM): the point isnt that .net is plugged too, its that wackbag is so not what O&A represent that its actually awful that O&A even bother mentioning it at all........its actually a poor way to put a public face to their fans
DaHoag76 (12:18:19 AM): it's on them
Wackbag (12:18:38 AM): I dont visit the other board cause Im not interested in them, what attracts you to wackbag?
The Clear sTuFF (12:18:43 AM): THE IDIOTS
fbdlingfrg (12:18:46 AM): will this end with galt killing another board?
The Clear sTuFF (12:18:46 AM): the unfunnyness
thekmanredux (12:18:46 AM): yes
thekmanredux (12:18:52 AM): the o&a zombies
fbdlingfrg (12:18:55 AM): sweet
BJTiso (12:18:59 AM): one person, buffalo paul
BJTiso (12:19:03 AM): he's my favorite
SoupSoupAD (12:19:05 AM): i think wackbag is doing a pretty good job at killing itself
PatrickFnBateman (12:19:07 AM): why is it a poor public fact? "Ohhh, the boys are the best!!!!!" They are funny funny funny!!1 That cointest: brilliant! As brilliant as teh 45 before it!!! I love them!!!1
DaHoag76 (12:19:07 AM): I think they're all really Wackbag fans
thekmanredux (12:19:12 AM): all they do is make o&a referenedcs and think they are hilarious
c0mputerssux (12:19:12 AM): OMG OMG CER yeah
Wackbag (12:19:12 AM): does anyone here have a honest answer?
SoupSoupAD (12:19:13 AM): it doesnt need any help from anyone
The Clear sTuFF (12:19:17 AM): DUDE...I KNOW WE TOOK DOWN THE DANZA MESSAGE BOARD, SHOULD WE GO AFTER OPRAH NOW? I KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES WE CAN KIDNAP HER AND KILL HER.
thekmanredux (12:19:21 AM): we are answerting honestly
c0mputerssux (12:19:26 AM): honest answer to what this is moving to fast
thekmanredux (12:19:27 AM): we find wackbag members amusing
PatrickFnBateman (12:19:31 AM): you have been asnwered honestly 5 times idiot.
thekmanredux (12:19:32 AM): is that wrong
The Clear sTuFF (12:19:34 AM): JUST BECAUSE ITS NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR DOES NOT MEAN ITS DISHONEST
PatrickFnBateman (12:19:35 AM): read the fucking answeres
thekmanredux (12:19:44 AM): the board is unintentionally amusing
thekmanredux (12:19:49 AM): thus we enjoy it
Wackbag (12:19:53 AM): the "answers" don't make sense
The Clear sTuFF (12:19:56 AM): to you
thekmanredux (12:19:56 AM): yes they do
PatrickFnBateman (12:20:00 AM): becuase you are a tight ass
PatrickFnBateman (12:20:08 AM): the board is funny because it's filled with tight asses
thekmanredux (12:20:09 AM): you know how lady di and marion are on the o&a show all the time
thekmanredux (12:20:13 AM): cause they are such idiots
thekmanredux (12:20:15 AM): buit its amusing
thekmanredux (12:20:18 AM): thats kind of like wackbag
The Clear sTuFF (12:20:19 AM): you know how marion is married to ballbuster?
thekmanredux (12:20:21 AM): see?
fbdlingfrg (12:20:24 AM): i feel like i'm back in two years ago
SoupSoupAD (12:20:25 AM): wackbag is the marion and lady di of message boards
THE LILSHDOW (12:20:29 AM): Wackbag = double talkking douchebag
The Clear sTuFF (12:20:41 AM): ohhhhhh SNAPZ
fbdlingfrg (12:20:41 AM): i love the froy...
PatrickFnBateman (12:20:42 AM): it's really funny for the same reason that O&A is/were funny. Uncomfortable comedy. Where some in the know have a laugh at a group of tightasses
fbdlingfrg (12:20:47 AM): FU buttmunch...
thekmanredux (12:20:49 AM): there is nothing wrong with being amused by stupidity, its in the spirit of o&a
thekmanredux (12:20:53 AM): and its not a bannable offense
PatrickFnBateman (12:20:59 AM): Oh, sleeper bites me answeres
PatrickFnBateman (12:21:01 AM): bitch
(12:21:03 AM) Hummercash has left the room.
thekmanredux (12:21:23 AM): does that make sense?
PatrickFnBateman (12:21:41 AM): I wrote it with an Irish accent
thekmanredux (12:22:01 AM): yes ye did
PatrickFnBateman (12:22:15 AM): not English, dolt. Irish
The Clear sTuFF (12:22:22 AM): go sox!
thekmanredux (12:22:25 AM): go pats!
SoupSoupAD (12:22:25 AM): o&a don't want another oa.com on their hands
thekmanredux (12:22:27 AM): go brady!
thekmanredux (12:22:32 AM): exactly
thekmanredux (12:22:35 AM): theyboth hated oa.com
PatrickFnBateman (12:22:38 AM): Sox don't make the playoffs
SoupSoupAD (12:22:56 AM): so wackbag is regulated to make sure it doesnt become another oa.com
The Clear sTuFF (12:22:56 AM): GO SOX!
PatrickFnBateman (12:22:56 AM): that's because Oa.com so rightfully pointed out how atrocious and corny the show became
c0mputerssux (12:23:00 AM): who cares what they want
c0mputerssux (12:23:05 AM): they don't care what we want
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:10 AM): their best poster, is KidA
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:11 AM): ok
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:15 AM): do you understand this
thekmanredux (12:23:17 AM): alkey
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:19 AM): and he is throwback posting
fbdlingfrg (12:23:21 AM): kidA is good...unless he sucks now
fbdlingfrg (12:23:25 AM): he was good way back when...
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:26 AM): he is doing the same shit
thekmanredux (12:23:28 AM): kid A is posting like its 2k1
PatrickFnBateman (12:23:37 AM): Kid A is posting?
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:39 AM): yes
(12:23:48 AM) chuck1938 has entered the room.
PatrickFnBateman (12:23:55 AM): what, at Whackbag?
thekmanredux (12:23:56 AM): is stingray still here
The Clear sTuFF (12:23:58 AM): i think the best thing ever, would be to try and get O and A to talk about what happened with OA.com
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:00 AM): on air
thekmanredux (12:24:04 AM): theyll never do it
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:05 AM): i think that would be the most amazing segment in history
fbdlingfrg (12:24:07 AM): never happen
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:11 AM): IT WOULD BE THE MOST AMAZING THING TO EVER HAPPEN
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:13 AM): AND IW OULD JERK OFF SO HARD
thekmanredux (12:24:15 AM): me too
SoupSoupAD (12:24:19 AM): they would rather talk about dead conner
thekmanredux (12:24:24 AM): they said once that "we dont censor our boards"
PatrickFnBateman (12:24:24 AM): holy shit it would rule. Someone call in to the show
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:34 AM): could we organize this
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:36 AM): just one person after the other
SoupSoupAD (12:24:36 AM): its not that hard for someone to call in and mention it
thekmanredux (12:24:38 AM): im down
PatrickFnBateman (12:24:39 AM): did you hear that Opie's dad died?
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:40 AM): just calling in to ask about it
c0mputerssux (12:24:42 AM): if i didn't have a high voice i would
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:43 AM): hahahah oh no
PatrickFnBateman (12:24:43 AM): sucks to be him.
PatrickFnBateman (12:24:47 AM): Ag gaGa ga haah h a ha ha hahAH
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:47 AM): and sandy left him
fbdlingfrg (12:24:52 AM): it'll get hung up one
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:56 AM): he hates life right now
The Clear sTuFF (12:24:58 AM): i listen eveyr day
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:00 AM): and i do NOT PAY
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:01 AM): A SINGLE
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:03 AM): CENT
thekmanredux (12:25:04 AM): matt, you know sexbagel, get him to put a call through
THE LILSHDOW (12:25:09 AM): thekmanredux: is stingray still here -- he's prolly trying to figure out who i am .
PatrickFnBateman (12:25:11 AM): I don't listen at all.
THE LILSHDOW (12:25:23 AM): just ask dude... i'll tell you
thekmanredux (12:25:23 AM): i am also a leech
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:23 AM): its entertaining
fbdlingfrg (12:25:25 AM): i havent listened to anything new either
thekmanredux (12:25:31 AM): its a good show
fbdlingfrg (12:25:31 AM): is it any good?
thekmanredux (12:25:33 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:36 AM): yeah its good
PatrickFnBateman (12:25:36 AM): all contests?
thekmanredux (12:25:38 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:39 AM): no contests
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:41 AM): well
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:44 AM): yeah some
thekmanredux (12:25:44 AM): some dumb contests
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:46 AM): but not all
PatrickFnBateman (12:25:46 AM): cowbells and kazoos
fbdlingfrg (12:25:47 AM): anybody want to find me some SU?
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:49 AM): they have nothing to give away
chuck1938 (12:25:54 AM): SU? whats that?
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:58 AM): lOLOLOLOLOLOLol
The Clear sTuFF (12:25:59 AM): LOLOLOLOLOL
The Clear sTuFF (12:26:01 AM): LOLLERS POP
thekmanredux (12:26:01 AM): <a class="postlink" href="http://67.81.80.136:6969/">http://67.81.80.136:6969/</a>
The Clear sTuFF (12:26:05 AM): ahahahhaha
PatrickFnBateman (12:26:13 AM): is that fat fuck Barch still around?
SoupSoupAD (12:26:18 AM): chuck = chuckradio
BJTiso (12:26:21 AM): yes
BJTiso (12:26:24 AM): unfortunately
SoupSoupAD (12:26:26 AM): godfather of syndication underground
The Clear sTuFF (12:26:36 AM): chuck you creepy moustached fucker
chuck1938 (12:26:37 AM): shhhhh.... formally
c0mputerssux (12:26:39 AM): Chuck rules we go back
c0mputerssux (12:26:46 AM): about 3 days
PatrickFnBateman (12:26:46 AM): I got banned from Whackbag.
chuck1938 (12:26:46 AM): I shaved the stache last week
PatrickFnBateman (12:26:47 AM): WTF
SoupSoupAD (12:26:51 AM): yeah chuck is legal now
The Clear sTuFF (12:26:51 AM): ahahah when?
thekmanredux (12:26:52 AM): haha
PatrickFnBateman (12:26:54 AM): I never even did anything
thekmanredux (12:26:54 AM): just now?
PatrickFnBateman (12:27:11 AM): Well, I hadn't logged in for like a year. Maybe they just cleared out old accounts
The Clear sTuFF (12:27:22 AM): i just had 5 int's in a game of madden by one player
thekmanredux (12:27:29 AM): i wish stingray would respond to our explanantion of why we like wackbag
(12:27:32 AM) JediGmann has entered the room.
thekmanredux (12:27:34 AM): that makes 100% sense
chuck1938 (12:27:38 AM): <a class="postlink" href="http://www.eviljohninc.com/gallery/oddfellowsjc/P6080089">http://www.eviljohninc.com/gallery/oddf ... c/P6080089</a>
Wackbag (12:27:48 AM): I really dont get you guys
JediGmann (12:27:52 AM): hey
thekmanredux (12:27:53 AM): whats not to get???
fbdlingfrg (12:27:53 AM): nie game
PatrickFnBateman (12:27:56 AM): Do you know that I haven't played one game of Madden since when Vick was on the cover? I think that was 2002
thekmanredux (12:27:57 AM): you jsut dont WANT to get it
The Clear sTuFF (12:27:58 AM): OH NO, NO MORE MOOOSTACHE
BJTiso (12:28:03 AM): you look better sans stache
Wackbag (12:28:04 AM): whats with the hate?
fbdlingfrg (12:28:05 AM): that was last year...
thekmanredux (12:28:07 AM): WE DONT HATE
thekmanredux (12:28:10 AM): WE ARE AMUSED
SoupSoupAD (12:28:20 AM): you dont get that we dont hate, we just arent lemmings
fbdlingfrg (12:28:21 AM): i hate plenty...blacks, jews, indians...
The Clear sTuFF (12:28:21 AM): like a retard you are, like a retard
THE LILSHDOW (12:28:24 AM): nah, it's hate
JediGmann (12:28:25 AM): who's some of these people in here ?
JediGmann (12:28:28 AM): i dont know them
DaHoag76 (12:28:32 AM): I think the better question is what's with the obsewssion?
SoupSoupAD (12:28:33 AM): we have more opinions than just OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY!
c0mputerssux (12:28:33 AM): I hate I am banned and did nothing wrong
fbdlingfrg (12:28:35 AM): i'm anthony
JediGmann (12:28:40 AM): i know you
SoupSoupAD (12:28:48 AM): so if we dont kiss ass 24/7 i guess we are haters
The Clear sTuFF (12:28:48 AM): im opie
JediGmann (12:29:03 AM): are there wackbag people in here ?
SoupSoupAD (12:29:06 AM): the other words were removed from the censored list because we don't really care about google hits anymore... before, spic, rape, nigger, etc were censored to keep wackbag from showing up in google searches for those things
JediGmann (12:29:09 AM): is there a rumble going on ?
c0mputerssux (12:29:15 AM): just the admin
The Clear sTuFF (12:29:25 AM): i hate the fact that i was banned for something that is now not a censored word
thekmanredux (12:29:26 AM): seriously stingray, you listen to o&a, yet you dont understnad being amused by stupidity?
The Clear sTuFF (12:29:28 AM): fucking idiotic
Wackbag (12:29:28 AM): 20 pages of hating wackbag on .net spells obsession and hate
The Clear sTuFF (12:29:36 AM): I DONT BELONG TO .NET
thekmanredux (12:29:36 AM): we don post on .net
The Clear sTuFF (12:29:37 AM): SHUT UP
PatrickFnBateman (12:29:38 AM): what are the 8 dirty words of whackbag?
The Clear sTuFF (12:29:39 AM): JESUS CHRIST
BJTiso (12:29:42 AM): this isnt about .net
THE LILSHDOW (12:29:44 AM): same happens on WB
SoupSoupAD (12:29:48 AM): these people arent even dot netters
thekmanredux (12:29:50 AM): we have never started one wackbag thread EVER
chuck1938 (12:29:51 AM): I missed something totally here
Wackbag (12:29:54 AM): then where are you guys from?
thekmanredux (12:29:59 AM): hahahaha
thekmanredux (12:30:01 AM): oh god
PatrickFnBateman (12:30:02 AM): I belong to one board and it's got no traffic
c0mputerssux (12:30:03 AM): im from my own site
SoupSoupAD (12:30:03 AM): we are just O&A fans
The Clear sTuFF (12:30:05 AM): its this little thing called THE WORLD
DaHoag76 (12:30:06 AM): I think .net might be becoming a Wackbag fan site
SoupSoupAD (12:30:08 AM): haaaaa
c0mputerssux (12:30:11 AM): im from DS too
thekmanredux (12:30:12 AM): ever heard of OA.COM
SoupSoupAD (12:30:14 AM): everyone has to be from "some message board"
SoupSoupAD (12:30:17 AM): to stingray
SoupSoupAD (12:30:26 AM): oh you're a damn dot such and such
The Clear sTuFF (12:30:26 AM): haahah OA.com remember the place that completely TRIUMPHED over wackbag?
chuck1938 (12:30:28 AM): see this is why I troll boards
PatrickFnBateman (12:30:34 AM): what are 8 words that can't be said on whackbag?
thekmanredux (12:30:42 AM): yea remmebver the place that we took down so your board became popular, you should be thanking us
JediGmann (12:30:49 AM): there are words that are banned from a message board ??
thekmanredux (12:30:51 AM): i pretty much saved your board
JediGmann (12:30:53 AM): how fucking gay is that ??
Wackbag (12:30:53 AM): well a group of people that hate wackbag had to become organized in some way to end up in a chat together
thekmanredux (12:31:03 AM): for the 23432432th time we dont hate wackbag
thekmanredux (12:31:04 AM): FUCKKK
JediGmann (12:31:09 AM): i dont either
SoupSoupAD (12:31:12 AM): no we are friends, i invited them here
PatrickFnBateman (12:31:12 AM): I don't give a rats ass about whackbag
JediGmann (12:31:13 AM): i think its just fucking lame
c0mputerssux (12:31:14 AM): i do
BJTiso (12:31:18 AM): i honestly dont hate wackbag
SoupSoupAD (12:31:20 AM): its not organized
The Clear sTuFF (12:31:20 AM): jesus christ
THE LILSHDOW (12:31:23 AM): no... I HATE WACKBAG!
JediGmann (12:31:25 AM): i follow sleepers lead
The Clear sTuFF (12:31:26 AM): this guy is a fucking maoon
The Clear sTuFF (12:31:28 AM): fuickghoiwa;hgjafklg;a'wr!!
PatrickFnBateman (12:31:29 AM): I just want to beat you to death
JediGmann (12:31:30 AM): he is my boss
SoupSoupAD (12:31:30 AM): we just all cant stand how wackbag is run
fbdlingfrg (12:31:31 AM): yes?
SoupSoupAD (12:31:32 AM): its awful
The Clear sTuFF (12:31:33 AM): how did you figure out how to purchase a website?
SoupSoupAD (12:31:39 AM): its a poor representation of the show
JediGmann (12:31:44 AM): its gay
SoupSoupAD (12:31:45 AM): its the antithesis of O&A
PatrickFnBateman (12:31:59 AM): seriously, who's in charge of that site? I will buy everything from you stingray
thekmanredux (12:32:08 AM): ahahaha
PatrickFnBateman (12:32:11 AM): I will buy the entire site from you and run it the right way
thekmanredux (12:32:12 AM): yesss buy the board
thekmanredux (12:32:15 AM): do it!
The Clear sTuFF (12:32:19 AM): i will go halfers with you
thekmanredux (12:32:22 AM): ill go thirds
c0mputerssux (12:32:25 AM): im in
THE LILSHDOW (12:32:28 AM): REALLY... there needs to be a change made at WB
SoupSoupAD (12:32:29 AM): ill throw in some cash
PatrickFnBateman (12:32:31 AM): done. You and your dad's Bernstein money
The Clear sTuFF (12:32:37 AM): its mine
The Clear sTuFF (12:32:39 AM): my money now
PatrickFnBateman (12:32:44 AM): you're fucking rich
The Clear sTuFF (12:32:45 AM): i was gonna ask you if you knew the guy in charge of it
SoupSoupAD (12:32:46 AM): wackbag kid could buy the board himself, his dad owns the spice network
thekmanredux (12:32:59 AM): lets start the bidding for wackbag
c0mputerssux (12:33:08 AM): 10
SoupSoupAD (12:33:10 AM): 11
JediGmann (12:33:12 AM): 12
thekmanredux (12:33:13 AM): 12.50
PatrickFnBateman (12:33:15 AM): I'm serious about this
JediGmann (12:33:17 AM): cheap fuck
thekmanredux (12:33:18 AM): me too
SoupSoupAD (12:33:27 AM): 12.51
The Clear sTuFF (12:33:27 AM): me too
thekmanredux (12:33:30 AM): i just made a lot of money on football, and i cant think of a worthier cause
PatrickFnBateman (12:33:31 AM): show me some financials. How much revenue does it bring in? I know there are ads.
SoupSoupAD (12:33:43 AM): its not for money, its for the fans!
thekmanredux (12:33:45 AM): now hes gonna be like sTOP HATING HATERS
thekmanredux (12:33:56 AM): when we are basically complimenitng his site by wanting to buy it
JediGmann (12:33:59 AM): this is waayyy to intense for me
PatrickFnBateman (12:34:04 AM): I can do a cash flow analysis and come up with some creative ideas to increase revenue
c0mputerssux (12:34:04 AM): DAMN DOT NETTERS!!!!!
(12:34:08 AM) JediGmann has left the room.
PatrickFnBateman (12:34:17 AM): I won't push you out Stingray. I won't push anyone out
SoupSoupAD (12:34:19 AM): gmann couldnt take the heat
PatrickFnBateman (12:34:36 AM): I just think that by buying the board, I can make some money and turn some things around
The Clear sTuFF (12:34:44 AM): hey, stingray stern, will you reply?!!?!?
thekmanredux (12:34:46 AM): and make the board not a fucking cesspool of idiots
fbdlingfrg (12:34:46 AM): like mr. burns did to the church
PatrickFnBateman (12:34:54 AM): How about your operating costs? What are they?
PatrickFnBateman (12:34:59 AM): one thing at a time
The Clear sTuFF (12:35:01 AM): hes going to say its not for the money
The Clear sTuFF (12:35:06 AM): its so they are close to the boys
PatrickFnBateman (12:35:10 AM): it's always about money
thekmanredux (12:35:11 AM): every man has his price
The Clear sTuFF (12:35:13 AM): like o and a are gonna hang out backstage with him
PatrickFnBateman (12:35:14 AM): he can still be close
The Clear sTuFF (12:35:17 AM): like with froy
(12:35:35 AM) ArchiRobot has entered the room.
PatrickFnBateman (12:35:36 AM): I'm guessing $100 a month for server bills?
thekmanredux (12:35:39 AM): he pretty much owes me and DIG the board since we took down oa.com
thekmanredux (12:35:42 AM): and galt
The Clear sTuFF (12:35:52 AM): yeah, you assholes
thekmanredux (12:35:54 AM): wb would still have 5 posters if that dindt happen
The Clear sTuFF (12:35:57 AM): thats true
fbdlingfrg (12:36:15 AM): remember when you guys did that?
PatrickFnBateman (12:36:16 AM): hello..... any response?
fbdlingfrg (12:36:18 AM): that was fun
thekmanredux (12:36:20 AM): uh yea we remember
PatrickFnBateman (12:36:25 AM): I don't remember I wasn't really involved
fbdlingfrg (12:36:25 AM): you made roger cry
The Clear sTuFF (12:36:30 AM): who?
The Clear sTuFF (12:36:31 AM): BANNED!
thekmanredux (12:36:31 AM): yes we made _ cry
PatrickFnBateman (12:36:33 AM): I started it unknowlingly and then logged off
PatrickFnBateman (12:36:50 AM): It was so sweet that I posted that right under one of her posts
PatrickFnBateman (12:37:07 AM): So I guess it wasn't "unknowingly" but I did log off right afterwards.
PatrickFnBateman (12:37:08 AM): stupid work
thekmanredux (12:37:08 AM): SELL US THE BOARD STINGRAT
thekmanredux (12:37:11 AM): RAY*
PatrickFnBateman (12:37:13 AM): good thing I quit that job
PatrickFnBateman (12:37:33 AM): SELL ME YOUR FUCKING BOARD
THE LILSHDOW (12:37:33 AM): no... Sting RAT fits just fine
The Clear sTuFF (12:37:37 AM): OH SNAPZ
Wackbag (12:37:40 AM): If this whole .com thing is so important to you guys after its been down 2 years, why not just start another board???
thekmanredux (12:37:47 AM): we like yours
The Clear sTuFF (12:37:48 AM): why do that when we can buy yours
c0mputerssux (12:37:54 AM): hah
The Clear sTuFF (12:37:54 AM): you respond like lady di and marion
Wackbag (12:37:56 AM): mine isnt for sale
The Clear sTuFF (12:37:56 AM): do you know that?
The Clear sTuFF (12:37:59 AM): shut up
PatrickFnBateman (12:37:59 AM): I want to buy your board
DaHoag76 (12:38:00 AM): but you don't like his
thekmanredux (12:38:03 AM): galt offer a price
The Clear sTuFF (12:38:07 AM): yes i do like it, its fun because they are horrendous
fbdlingfrg (12:38:07 AM): everything is for sale
fbdlingfrg (12:38:15 AM): and galt is still rich...right?
thekmanredux (12:38:18 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (12:38:18 AM): no hes not
The Clear sTuFF (12:38:21 AM): i am more rich than him
THE LILSHDOW (12:38:23 AM): you are for sale WB... you've already been bought once.
ArchiRobot (12:38:23 AM): money for nothing and chicks for free!
The Clear sTuFF (12:38:24 AM): dont let him fool you
thekmanredux (12:38:25 AM): hes rich enough to buy a message board
The Clear sTuFF (12:38:28 AM): thats true
Wackbag (12:38:41 AM): whos been bought?
PatrickFnBateman (12:38:43 AM): my daddy didn't hand me shit
thekmanredux (12:38:43 AM): dude stingray, we made your board popular
thekmanredux (12:38:52 AM): so sell it to us
The Clear sTuFF (12:38:52 AM): that sucks for you GALT
THE LILSHDOW (12:38:57 AM): YOU have been bought
THE LILSHDOW (12:39:00 AM): YOU
Wackbag (12:39:01 AM): by who?
The Clear sTuFF (12:39:04 AM): good thing you dont know my last name
c0mputerssux (12:39:07 AM): stingray just answer why you are so uptight with the board please
The Clear sTuFF (12:39:07 AM): and you dont know what im worth
SoupSoupAD (12:39:08 AM): ha, i love the galt/wbk side fight
THE LILSHDOW (12:39:13 AM): cmon... they own you
The Clear sTuFF (12:39:19 AM): mwahahah
thekmanredux (12:39:22 AM): ugh we know why hes upright, can we duiscuss how much he'll sell it for
BJTiso (12:39:25 AM): "they"
BJTiso (12:39:26 AM): hah
thekmanredux (12:39:35 AM): GALT OFFER A PRICE
The Clear sTuFF (12:39:42 AM): ILL PAY 50 DOLLARS FOR ONE!
thekmanredux (12:39:47 AM): one what?
The Clear sTuFF (12:39:51 AM): ...i dont know
The Clear sTuFF (12:39:53 AM): its from south park
thekmanredux (12:39:55 AM): oh
thekmanredux (12:39:58 AM): wheres galt
THE LILSHDOW (12:40:02 AM): you police your board with such vigor because of their accolaids
thekmanredux (12:40:06 AM): i want him to offer a large sum of money that i dont have
thekmanredux (12:40:17 AM): lilshadow the point has been made, we are doign business now
The Clear sTuFF (12:40:26 AM): who is lil shadow
The Clear sTuFF (12:40:30 AM): is he related to LILCONNER
thekmanredux (12:40:31 AM): yea shut up
The Clear sTuFF (12:40:37 AM): *splash*
SoupSoupAD (12:40:38 AM): let the men negotiate
The Clear sTuFF (12:40:41 AM): *vroooooooooooooooooom*
c0mputerssux (12:40:41 AM): i can prolly come up with 15 grand
thekmanredux (12:40:44 AM): haha
THE LILSHDOW (12:40:45 AM): that board is youe ONLY source of recognition in life. i understand your not wanting to give it up
thekmanredux (12:40:46 AM): who are you
The Clear sTuFF (12:40:47 AM): 15 grand are you nuts?!?!?!
c0mputerssux (12:40:57 AM): no. I got ideas
The Clear sTuFF (12:41:03 AM): WHO ARE YOU1?!?!
thekmanredux (12:41:04 AM): dude getting mentioned on o&a is worth 15 g's
The Clear sTuFF (12:41:16 AM): yeah being associted with retard paht, is worth 15k
c0mputerssux (12:41:34 AM): you don't know me
thekmanredux (12:41:35 AM): who are these people
The Clear sTuFF (12:41:39 AM): ok creepy guy
c0mputerssux (12:41:53 AM): hah thats funny
thekmanredux (12:41:58 AM): yes LOL!
The Clear sTuFF (12:41:59 AM): LISTEN TO ME, I HAVE 2 CELLPHONES, I AM IMPORTANT!
thekmanredux (12:42:05 AM): where did galt go
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:07 AM): ...what
fbdlingfrg (12:42:08 AM): why do you need two cell phones?
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:17 AM): i dont know, my boss used to have 2 cell phones and i always wanted to say that
chuck1938 (12:42:18 AM): mentioned on O&A is worth 15 grand? <a class="postlink" href="http://chuckradio.dyndns.org:1234/stuff/Chuck%20on%20the%20Air.mp3">http://chuckradio.dyndns.org:1234/stuff ... %20Air.mp3</a> :-D
c0mputerssux (12:42:23 AM): I have 2 and a pager.
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:24 AM): OHHHHHHHHHHH NELLY
GodIheads Lament (12:42:30 AM): so do you own 2 cell phones you switch between
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:34 AM): i was in studio and on air, beat that CHUCKFUCK
thekmanredux (12:42:35 AM): HI GOMEZ
GodIheads Lament (12:42:36 AM): or two cell phones at the same time
c0mputerssux (12:42:41 AM): no a work phone and mine
c0mputerssux (12:42:46 AM): Im a nerd
chuck1938 (12:42:47 AM): <a class="postlink" href="http://chuckradio.dyndns.org:1234/stuff....Fez.mp3">http://chuckradio.dyndns.org:1234/stuff....Fez.mp3</a>
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:51 AM): ok chuck
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:55 AM): charles,please stop
thekmanredux (12:42:55 AM): I HAD 2 INSTANT FEEDBACKS MENTIONEd ONCE
The Clear sTuFF (12:42:59 AM): TOOZ
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:00 AM): are you TOOZ?
thekmanredux (12:43:03 AM): hahahaa
c0mputerssux (12:43:06 AM): chuck is such a spammer
fbdlingfrg (12:43:14 AM): dude, i go to school with this girl who was on o&a a few times
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:18 AM): yeah you do
thekmanredux (12:43:19 AM): taytlor?
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:20 AM): fucking lucky bastard
fbdlingfrg (12:43:22 AM): yeah
thekmanredux (12:43:23 AM): have you boned her yet
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:23 AM): god
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:27 AM): no he doesnt even stalk her
thekmanredux (12:43:30 AM): ugh
thekmanredux (12:43:32 AM): you fag
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:33 AM): she wanted to fuck my girlfriend, sigh.
fbdlingfrg (12:43:36 AM): no idea who she is, but she's on campus somewhere
The Clear sTuFF (12:43:48 AM): im gonna request her on face book, fbd
thekmanredux (12:43:55 AM): god, you dindt even tell her you were a membner of the teenslut yahoo group???
fbdlingfrg (12:43:57 AM): for all i know, she could live in my building
thekmanredux (12:43:57 AM): that was your IN
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:07 AM): hahahahahhaha
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:14 AM): what loser started THAT?
fbdlingfrg (12:44:15 AM): it SOOOO would be
(12:44:15 AM) beth illyse 77 has entered the room.
fbdlingfrg (12:44:24 AM): AM i think...right?
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:27 AM): ...and me
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:28 AM): so fbd
thekmanredux (12:44:29 AM): haha
fbdlingfrg (12:44:35 AM): i miss AM
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:35 AM): what are the names of some of your friends
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:38 AM): i want to look at them
c0mputerssux (12:44:40 AM): how did we get off buying WB
The Clear sTuFF (12:44:41 AM): NAMES PLEASE
thekmanredux (12:44:48 AM): cause stingray isnt talking
thekmanredux (12:44:54 AM): so we've moved on
fbdlingfrg (12:45:02 AM): find sophmores, i'll tell you if i know them
The Clear sTuFF (12:45:10 AM): yeah there arent too many of those at fairfield
thekmanredux (12:45:10 AM): is taylor a sophomore
fbdlingfrg (12:45:16 AM): yes
thekmanredux (12:45:22 AM): what the hell, man
fbdlingfrg (12:45:25 AM): just a few hundred
chuck1938 (12:45:26 AM): well this has been fun .. enjoy the holidays
(12:45:29 AM) chuck1938 has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (12:45:33 AM): god chuck SUCKS
thekmanredux (12:45:37 AM): where is slbueman
The Clear sTuFF (12:45:47 AM): somewhere with all of my old o and a tapes?
thekmanredux (12:45:50 AM): hahaha
thekmanredux (12:46:02 AM): i wonder if rucky manning jr. has played his updated ROMs
fbdlingfrg (12:46:07 AM): he's playing tecmo bowl like ricky manning jr
fbdlingfrg (12:46:10 AM): DAMNIT
thekmanredux (12:46:11 AM): WHOA
thekmanredux (12:46:14 AM): HIGH FIVE FBD
fbdlingfrg (12:46:30 AM): oh yeah...we made the same joke
thekmanredux (12:46:32 AM): not really
fbdlingfrg (12:46:33 AM): we kewl
thekmanredux (12:46:37 AM): it was similar, but not the same
fbdlingfrg (12:46:42 AM): close enough
PatrickFnBateman (12:46:44 AM): I saw Norton once
thekmanredux (12:46:48 AM): me too
fbdlingfrg (12:46:49 AM): me too
thekmanredux (12:46:52 AM): he was funny
The Clear sTuFF (12:46:54 AM): wow
fbdlingfrg (12:46:54 AM): and lynch
The Clear sTuFF (12:46:55 AM): that was good
The Clear sTuFF (12:46:58 AM): i saw norton twice
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:01 AM): he was funny
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:04 AM): jay mohr was not
thekmanredux (12:47:06 AM): i saw regan and bruer too
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:09 AM): i saw regan
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:20 AM): i saw all those schmucks at the comedy cellar also
thekmanredux (12:47:26 AM): regan is the fuckign funniest ever
fbdlingfrg (12:47:26 AM): dave chappelle was at my school last year...
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:31 AM): yeah so was taylor
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:34 AM): and you didnt fuck her, so who cares
fbdlingfrg (12:47:35 AM): true
thekmanredux (12:47:36 AM): i saw JERRY SEINFELD at the comedy cellar
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:41 AM): i sent her a message fbd
THE LILSHDOW (12:47:48 AM): i love how no matter where i confront WB, he runs and hides
The Clear sTuFF (12:47:50 AM): i was like, yeah you probably think im a creep for finding you but whatever, its worth a shot.
fbdlingfrg (12:47:57 AM): nice
thekmanredux (12:47:58 AM): lilshadow, shut up we dont care
THE LILSHDOW (12:48:07 AM): yeah ya do
thekmanredux (12:48:17 AM): no, we dont evne know who you are
thekmanredux (12:48:26 AM): its kind of weird that you latched on to our argument
THE LILSHDOW (12:48:30 AM): yeah, you ALL know me
The Clear sTuFF (12:48:31 AM): i figure if she shoved a travel toothbrush case up her snatch for me on webcam, shed perhaps accept me as a friend on facebook.
thekmanredux (12:48:38 AM): well then reveal yourself
The Clear sTuFF (12:48:42 AM): hi gooch!
fbdlingfrg (12:48:43 AM): that makes sense to me
THE LILSHDOW (12:48:46 AM): i am PLAF
SoupSoupAD (12:48:46 AM): if so many people feel this way about wackbag, dont you think theres something wrong?
The Clear sTuFF (12:48:48 AM): oh god
c0mputerssux (12:48:48 AM): none of you know me
The Clear sTuFF (12:48:49 AM): PLAF
The Clear sTuFF (12:48:50 AM): leave
thekmanredux (12:48:55 AM): ahahha didnt gooch get threatened by stingray
THE LILSHDOW (12:48:57 AM): nope.
The Clear sTuFF (12:48:59 AM): leave plaf
THE LILSHDOW (12:49:04 AM): nope
thekmanredux (12:49:06 AM): plaf i dotn know who you are but i heard you hat eme
The Clear sTuFF (12:49:07 AM): uGH
The Clear sTuFF (12:49:13 AM): fbd, remember plaf?!?!
fbdlingfrg (12:49:16 AM): no
GodIheads Lament (12:49:20 AM): the name sounds familiar
fbdlingfrg (12:49:22 AM): not right now
THE LILSHDOW (12:49:27 AM): P Licking Ass F'er
thekmanredux (12:49:31 AM): nope
thekmanredux (12:49:32 AM): nothing
The Clear sTuFF (12:49:38 AM): funny train
fbdlingfrg (12:49:38 AM): not remembering
The Clear sTuFF (12:49:41 AM): *choo choo*
GodIheads Lament (12:49:43 AM): OH YES
GodIheads Lament (12:49:46 AM): haha
fbdlingfrg (12:49:46 AM): oh yeah
fbdlingfrg (12:49:48 AM): he was horrible
thekmanredux (12:49:50 AM): its very creepy that i dont know who you are but you hate me
THE LILSHDOW (12:49:51 AM): exactly
thekmanredux (12:49:57 AM): can you explain this
GodIheads Lament (12:50:06 AM): I hate you too
thekmanredux (12:50:10 AM): i know you though
THE LILSHDOW (12:50:14 AM): splain what>
thekmanredux (12:50:18 AM): why you hate me
The Clear sTuFF (12:50:39 AM): you are immature
The Clear sTuFF (12:50:41 AM): thats why
thekmanredux (12:50:44 AM): me?
THE LILSHDOW (12:50:47 AM): well, what's you "usual" screen name on the boards?
thekmanredux (12:50:50 AM): sleeper
GodIheads Lament (12:50:55 AM): THE
thekmanredux (12:50:59 AM): sleeper, the
SoupSoupAD (12:51:01 AM): THE SLEEPER
fbdlingfrg (12:51:25 AM): myturninthebarrel was cooler
thekmanredux (12:51:29 AM): hah
THE LILSHDOW (12:51:41 AM): as i have already explained... i do not hat THE SLEEPER. i was misinformed and thought you were someone else.
fbdlingfrg (12:51:42 AM): he got me banned once
thekmanredux (12:51:46 AM): ok
THE LILSHDOW (12:51:54 AM): cool
The Clear sTuFF (12:51:59 AM): i still hate you plaf
The Clear sTuFF (12:52:03 AM): 2 yeras you still hold a grudge
THE LILSHDOW (12:52:03 AM): thanks for understanding
The Clear sTuFF (12:52:05 AM): what a CREEPY thing
thekmanredux (12:52:07 AM): ok now that thats setlted, wheres stingray to call us HATAZ
GodIheads Lament (12:52:19 AM): were you guys playa hating again?
thekmanredux (12:52:22 AM): no
thekmanredux (12:52:28 AM): we want to buy wackbag
THE LILSHDOW (12:52:30 AM): i feel the same way WBK
GodIheads Lament (12:52:35 AM): sounds like a plan
thekmanredux (12:52:36 AM): and turn it into a non atrocity
THE LILSHDOW (12:52:36 AM): it's all good though
SoupSoupAD (12:52:52 AM): Hummercash (12:51:32 AM): o&a like wackbag more than you could imagine... free of bullshit that plagues other boards
thekmanredux (12:53:11 AM): oh i can imagine
GodIheads Lament (12:53:14 AM): this man is obviously on drugs
THE LILSHDOW (12:53:15 AM): seems we just love to hate each other WBK
GodIheads Lament (12:53:18 AM): and needs to be removed from power
The Clear sTuFF (12:53:18 AM): no
thekmanredux (12:53:20 AM): no htey LOVE wackbag
The Clear sTuFF (12:53:21 AM): its not that at all
THE LILSHDOW (12:53:35 AM): really?
SoupSoupAD (12:53:37 AM): Hummercash (12:53:06 AM): o&a like having the 'hardcore' fans... but they also like having fans who are relaxed and more 'normal' (for lack of a better word)
THE LILSHDOW (12:53:42 AM): fine.. i HATE you
The Clear sTuFF (12:53:48 AM): im not even talking to you, shut up
The Clear sTuFF (12:53:49 AM): jesus
THE LILSHDOW (12:53:53 AM): :roll eyes:
thekmanredux (12:53:54 AM): what the hell, wackbag doesnt have any normals
thekmanredux (12:53:57 AM): htey are all obsessed
GodIheads Lament (12:53:58 AM): you mattered for like a day
The Clear sTuFF (12:53:59 AM): NONE OF THEM ARE NORMAL
The Clear sTuFF (12:54:01 AM): THEY ARE ALL CRAZY
The Clear sTuFF (12:54:04 AM): holy shit
thekmanredux (12:54:11 AM): oa.com had normals
The Clear sTuFF (12:54:13 AM): christopher...
GodIheads Lament (12:54:15 AM): they did?
thekmanredux (12:54:28 AM): well by normals i mean people who dindt hang on o&a's every word
fbdlingfrg (12:54:41 AM): like...any of us?
DaHoag76 (12:54:49 AM): what's worse, obsessed with O & A or obsessed with Wackbag?
thekmanredux (12:54:55 AM): who are you
fbdlingfrg (12:54:56 AM): wackbag
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:01 AM): ITS DA HOAG
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:03 AM): EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GodIheads Lament (12:55:15 AM): I like it when you start yelling
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:16 AM): whats the matter, was THE HOAG taken?
THE LILSHDOW (12:55:20 AM): i just love to bust WB's balls cause he knows i'm right
DaHoag76 (12:55:27 AM): and yet you are obsessed with Wackbag
GodIheads Lament (12:55:31 AM): are you still talking?
thekmanredux (12:55:32 AM): yes we are
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:33 AM): no one is obsessed with wackbag
DaHoag76 (12:55:33 AM): hmmm interesting
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:34 AM): jesus christ
The Clear sTuFF (12:55:47 AM): i like interacting with the idiots
GodIheads Lament (12:55:48 AM): what exactly makes one obsessed with wackbag?
thekmanredux (12:55:51 AM): i am,i cant fathom so much stupidity concentrated in one place
thekmanredux (12:55:56 AM): its fascinating
GodIheads Lament (12:55:57 AM): I want to know the criteria
DaHoag76 (12:56:07 AM): well, you spend this much time talking about it
GodIheads Lament (12:56:13 AM): talking about it
GodIheads Lament (12:56:15 AM): or making fun of it
thekmanredux (12:56:26 AM): yes we enjoy mokcing it
fbdlingfrg (12:56:35 AM): we always have...
GodIheads Lament (12:56:35 AM): oh man you are so obsessed then
thekmanredux (12:56:38 AM): i know
thekmanredux (12:56:39 AM): GET A LIFE
thekmanredux (12:56:41 AM): OFF THE INTERNET
GodIheads Lament (12:56:43 AM): you are like a fanboy
thekmanredux (12:57:00 AM): making fun of = obsessed
GodIheads Lament (12:57:08 AM): if there was a wackbag clothing line
GodIheads Lament (12:57:12 AM): sleeper would be decked out in it
The Clear sTuFF (12:57:21 AM): if they made jerseys and fitteds, you would be also
GodIheads Lament (12:57:29 AM): of course
thekmanredux (12:57:30 AM): didint matt start a wackbag clothign line
The Clear sTuFF (12:57:35 AM): eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy
GodIheads Lament (12:57:37 AM): yeah he did
thekmanredux (12:57:37 AM): ahhahha
The Clear sTuFF (12:57:38 AM): easy there
thekmanredux (12:57:40 AM): AHHAHAHA
GodIheads Lament (12:57:41 AM): I made the logo
GodIheads Lament (12:57:45 AM): or fixed it
The Clear sTuFF (12:57:46 AM): EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASY
GodIheads Lament (12:57:46 AM): or something
The Clear sTuFF (12:57:51 AM): hey fuck wackbag!
GodIheads Lament (12:57:53 AM): hey remember my t-shirts?
The Clear sTuFF (12:57:57 AM): yeah
GodIheads Lament (12:58:00 AM): that i never got
GodIheads Lament (12:58:03 AM): those were great
The Clear sTuFF (12:58:06 AM): yeah thats not my fault
The Clear sTuFF (12:58:07 AM): thats my boss
The Clear sTuFF (12:58:10 AM): he likes men
c0mputerssux (12:59:03 AM): hey plaf
THE LILSHDOW (12:59:09 AM): hi
c0mputerssux (12:59:14 AM): how are you
THE LILSHDOW (12:59:24 AM): i fucken RULE
GodIheads Lament (12:59:30 AM): YES YOU DO
c0mputerssux (12:59:30 AM): I know
THE LILSHDOW (12:59:46 AM): thanks
thekmanredux (12:59:54 AM): soup, why are you inviting DOT NETTERS into cdih chat
c0mputerssux (1:00:07 AM): whats wrong with .netters?
SoupSoupAD (1:00:08 AM): notice how foundry doesn't have its own board... its because it would wind up being like .net, and even tho you guys might think so, that is NOT the o&a mentality
fbdlingfrg (1:00:11 AM): is cdih still up?
SoupSoupAD (1:00:15 AM): im friendly with dot netters
thekmanredux (1:00:21 AM): yes cdih is still up
fbdlingfrg (1:00:24 AM): ok
SoupSoupAD (1:00:40 AM): Hummercash (12:59:21 AM): notice how foundry doesn't have its own board... its because it would wind up being like .net, and even tho you guys might think so, that is NOT the o&a mentality
thekmanredux (1:00:40 AM): adn we still have more good posters than .net and wackbag combined
SoupSoupAD (1:00:49 AM): Hummercash (1:00:25 AM): o&a aren't evil people, they don't go out to start shit to be mean... they do it because it makes for good radio
c0mputerssux (1:00:57 AM): c0mputerssux: whats wrong with .netters?
fbdlingfrg (1:00:59 AM): well yeah
The Clear sTuFF (1:01:01 AM): DAMN
The Clear sTuFF (1:01:02 AM): DOT
fbdlingfrg (1:01:02 AM): you have 1
The Clear sTuFF (1:01:03 AM): NETTERS
THE LILSHDOW (1:01:11 AM): NOT EVEN
thekmanredux (1:01:22 AM): hummercash is a maroon
THE LILSHDOW (1:01:37 AM): ^^^ best line ever
fbdlingfrg (1:01:38 AM): hell...my ghost on cdih is better than wackbag and .net probably
GodIheads Lament (1:01:40 AM): what the hell
GodIheads Lament (1:01:50 AM): maroon, where is this ancient vocabulary coming from
fbdlingfrg (1:02:01 AM): buggs bunny
The Clear sTuFF (1:02:05 AM): dont diss maroon
thekmanredux (1:02:16 AM): yea PLAF knows funny and thats funny
fbdlingfrg (1:02:27 AM): he did ride the funny train...
GodIheads Lament (1:02:31 AM): I thought Matt knows the funny?
thekmanredux (1:02:42 AM): matt, go talk to KIRK from evansville
THE LILSHDOW (1:02:58 AM): really...
The Clear sTuFF (1:03:00 AM): EASY
The Clear sTuFF (1:03:02 AM): who is kirk?
thekmanredux (1:03:09 AM): did ballbuster ever PM you
(1:03:21 AM) BJTiso has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (1:03:49 AM): i dont know who you are talking about kmann
(1:04:04 AM) ArchiRobot has left the room.
thekmanredux (1:04:26 AM): i do
(1:05:22 AM) GodIheads Lament has left the room.
THE LILSHDOW (1:06:38 AM): with 1or 2 exceptions, you all deserve each other. enjoy. BTW... fuck you stingray. grow some balls, and get a life. O&A will shit on you the very moment you stop kissing ass. take a lesson from the past.
THE LILSHDOW (1:07:01 AM): /part
(1:07:04 AM) THE LILSHDOW has left the room.
thekmanredux (1:07:17 AM): thats true
fbdlingfrg (1:07:24 AM): i deserve you guys...awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
PatrickFnBateman (1:07:40 AM): who deserves who?
thekmanredux (1:07:46 AM): galt where were you
thekmanredux (1:07:48 AM): we were negotiating
fbdlingfrg (1:07:50 AM): just what i wanted for christmas
PatrickFnBateman (1:07:56 AM): I was trying. He wanted nothing of it.
thekmanredux (1:07:56 AM): how much would you buy wackbag for
PatrickFnBateman (1:07:57 AM): stupid shit
thekmanredux (1:08:56 AM): galt what is your salary
PatrickFnBateman (1:09:06 AM): $0
thekmanredux (1:09:11 AM): seriously though
PatrickFnBateman (1:09:11 AM): I quit my job last week
thekmanredux (1:09:14 AM): awesome
PatrickFnBateman (1:09:16 AM): two weeks ago
fbdlingfrg (1:09:17 AM): nice
thekmanredux (1:09:18 AM): what was your salary
PatrickFnBateman (1:09:30 AM): I was in sales. Salary's don't matter
thekmanredux (1:09:38 AM): how much did you normally make
thekmanredux (1:09:57 AM): cmon ill tell you my salary if you tell me yours!
thekmanredux (1:10:07 AM): so you can laugh
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:08 AM): PLAF SUCKS
(1:10:12 AM) Wackbag has left the room.

- Keyser Soze - 12-22-2004

PatrickFnBateman (1:10:13 AM): it was more than your $31,000 salary
fbdlingfrg (1:10:15 AM): a bit late...
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:16 AM): i made 21 grand the one year i worked
thekmanredux (1:10:19 AM): 30,000!
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:20 AM): with only a high school degree
thekmanredux (1:10:29 AM): wow good guess though
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:41 AM): ahahah your NYU degree is worth only 9 grand more than my high school degree
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:42 AM): ahahahhahaha
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:44 AM): ahahahahahhahaha
fbdlingfrg (1:10:48 AM): ha!
thekmanredux (1:10:52 AM): i dont look at degrees in terms of money matthew
The Clear sTuFF (1:10:56 AM): you should
fbdlingfrg (1:11:06 AM): how much is my fu degree going to be worth? .03?
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:06 AM): I've made more than that in a month on multiple ocassions
thekmanredux (1:11:14 AM): at your current job
c0mputerssux (1:11:18 AM): later
thekmanredux (1:11:18 AM): ?
thekmanredux (1:11:22 AM): i know you used to be rich
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:23 AM): at my job when I was 23
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:27 AM): not at this one
thekmanredux (1:11:27 AM): i dont care
thekmanredux (1:11:31 AM): i want to know your current job
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:35 AM): he doenst have one
thekmanredux (1:11:38 AM): UGHHH
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:39 AM): DONT YOU HEAR HIM
thekmanredux (1:11:41 AM): your job 2 weeks ago
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:42 AM): GOSH
c0mputerssux (1:11:44 AM): say good bye to me
PatrickFnBateman (1:11:46 AM): my salary at my last job was $115,000 plus commission
thekmanredux (1:11:46 AM): god why is this such a secret
thekmanredux (1:11:49 AM): ok
fbdlingfrg (1:11:50 AM): nice
c0mputerssux (1:11:51 AM): I said later
thekmanredux (1:11:57 AM): that spretty rich
fbdlingfrg (1:11:57 AM): we dont care
The Clear sTuFF (1:11:57 AM): no one knows who you are, leave.
thekmanredux (1:12:00 AM): well not in manhattan
The Clear sTuFF (1:12:08 AM): wow thats pretty good
thekmanredux (1:12:10 AM): what is tyour rent like 2k a month?
(1:12:16 AM) DaHoag76 has left the room.
fbdlingfrg (1:12:21 AM): wrong person left...
The Clear sTuFF (1:12:22 AM): EYYYY DERE GOES DA HOAG
fbdlingfrg (1:12:30 AM): did he talk at all?
PatrickFnBateman (1:12:32 AM): My next job will probably be something along the lines of 120-150 but will be a salary and no commission. Less money, but less pressure
thekmanredux (1:12:39 AM): do you like sales?
PatrickFnBateman (1:12:43 AM): my rent is $4k but I have a roommate
thekmanredux (1:12:45 AM): i wouldnt work in sales for a million dollats
PatrickFnBateman (1:12:46 AM): I despise sales
fbdlingfrg (1:12:47 AM): fred hickman is the worst sportscenter anchor of all time
thekmanredux (1:12:56 AM): id rather make 30k the rest of my life than work in sales
thekmanredux (1:13:05 AM): why dont you get a job you actuaklly enjoy
fbdlingfrg (1:13:05 AM): my dad does sales...he hates it
The Clear sTuFF (1:13:11 AM): my dad started in sales
The Clear sTuFF (1:13:14 AM): now hes retired
thekmanredux (1:13:14 AM): making money is not that great
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:15 AM): that's becuase you are a meek person who is afraid of society
fbdlingfrg (1:13:18 AM): i add a lot to this conversation
The Clear sTuFF (1:13:23 AM): and he hates me
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thekmanredux (1:13:35 AM): galt, wouldnt you rather make less money but enjoy yoru job
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:36 AM): I quit my job two weeks ago to get a job that I will enjoy
thekmanredux (1:13:41 AM): in sales?
fbdlingfrg (1:13:42 AM): i just like to see my own words on the screen
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:46 AM): no not in sales
thekmanredux (1:13:48 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (1:13:49 AM): I just said I won't be in sales
thekmanredux (1:13:55 AM): what is the job
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:00 AM): i almost had to get a job that i didnt want
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:02 AM): when i worked
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:07 AM): i would have killed myself, it hink
PatrickFnBateman (1:14:13 AM): I'll either be in consulting, or I'd be doing management/training at Merrill Lynch.
fbdlingfrg (1:14:14 AM): i worked at a dunkin donuts over the summer
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:21 AM): OH MAN
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:25 AM): training at Merrill Lynch
PatrickFnBateman (1:14:25 AM): outside chance of doing investor relations consulting
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:28 AM): ripe college grads
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:29 AM): girls
fbdlingfrg (1:14:31 AM): (something else nobdoy else cares about)
thekmanredux (1:14:32 AM): you actually enjoy this stuff
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:33 AM): oh man
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:38 AM): OH MAN
fbdlingfrg (1:14:46 AM): hoochies?
PatrickFnBateman (1:14:49 AM): consulting is amazing. you learn so much.
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:50 AM): galt is lucky if he gets that job, endless vagina, even more than right now
The Clear sTuFF (1:14:59 AM): all of my professors are consultants on the side
thekmanredux (1:15:00 AM): learn about boring crap yea
PatrickFnBateman (1:15:13 AM): And of course they would love for me to bang all my employees
fbdlingfrg (1:15:21 AM): of course they do
The Clear sTuFF (1:15:26 AM): it happens
PatrickFnBateman (1:15:29 AM): yes, working with CEOs of companies is boring
fbdlingfrg (1:15:32 AM): thats training...train them not to have sex at the office
thekmanredux (1:15:49 AM): galt if you ddint lose all that money in stocks, youd be set for life right?
thekmanredux (1:15:51 AM): doesnt that suck
PatrickFnBateman (1:16:01 AM): I'm still set for life
thekmanredux (1:16:07 AM): but youre still working
thekmanredux (1:16:10 AM): or you were
thekmanredux (1:16:13 AM): and you will be
PatrickFnBateman (1:16:24 AM): Well, it's like I could have retired.
The Clear sTuFF (1:16:48 AM): he probalby hates not doing anything right now, imagine if he had to do that for the rest of his life
The Clear sTuFF (1:16:54 AM): my dad has gone insane since he stopped working
thekmanredux (1:17:01 AM): id rather do nothign than work shitty business jobs, but im not galt
The Clear sTuFF (1:17:07 AM): probably from not working / dealing with me as a son
thekmanredux (1:17:20 AM): its nice to know that you CAN do nothing
PatrickFnBateman (1:17:23 AM): I had a few hundred grand. I lost about 3/4 of it. Still more than than most people my age. And unless I had in the tens of millions, I wouldn't retire
The Clear sTuFF (1:17:44 AM): you have to work
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The Clear sTuFF (1:17:52 AM): oh god leave
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The Clear sTuFF (1:17:56 AM): LEAAAAAAAAVE
fbdlingfrg (1:17:57 AM): why are they back?
c0mputerssux (1:17:58 AM): im back
BJTiso (1:18:07 AM): wheres hummercash?
BJTiso (1:18:12 AM): wtf, im leaving
fbdlingfrg (1:18:14 AM): not here...
The Clear sTuFF (1:18:14 AM): bye
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PatrickFnBateman (1:18:17 AM): I could not work for the next year and still live my current life without a worry
PatrickFnBateman (1:18:24 AM): probably two years
thekmanredux (1:18:25 AM): me too probably
fbdlingfrg (1:18:25 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (1:18:29 AM): yeah me too
fbdlingfrg (1:18:31 AM): i definetely can, actually
fbdlingfrg (1:18:33 AM): and i will
thekmanredux (1:18:39 AM): im considering it
The Clear sTuFF (1:18:47 AM): i just want to work for the vermont expos
PatrickFnBateman (1:18:49 AM): I'm also much older than you little children
thekmanredux (1:18:51 AM): me too!
fbdlingfrg (1:18:54 AM): true
thekmanredux (1:18:56 AM): hey i live on my own
thekmanredux (1:19:04 AM): and pay all my billz
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:10 AM): i dont do either
PatrickFnBateman (1:19:12 AM): I've heard about your apartment in Fallujah
fbdlingfrg (1:19:13 AM): hey...i live at college...and my parents pay for a lot of stuff
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:22 AM): ahahha fallujah
thekmanredux (1:19:25 AM): its not fallujah, its tel aviv
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:37 AM): wowwwww
The Clear sTuFF (1:19:40 AM): *******8
thekmanredux (1:19:57 AM): galt, you shoudlv eseen my old upper east side apartment
thekmanredux (1:20:05 AM): THAT was fallujah
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:12 AM): was it horrendous?
thekmanredux (1:20:15 AM): ask anyone
thekmanredux (1:20:17 AM): is gomez here
PatrickFnBateman (1:20:18 AM): I didn't know you moved
thekmanredux (1:20:25 AM): i moved to queens
PatrickFnBateman (1:20:26 AM): that was the one I was talking about. That was a year ago
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:27 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:29 AM): to find his queen
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:33 AM): with his humble servent
PatrickFnBateman (1:20:36 AM): when you refused to share a cab with me
fbdlingfrg (1:20:37 AM): semi?
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:42 AM): yep
fbdlingfrg (1:20:50 AM): semi should have a talk show
fbdlingfrg (1:20:53 AM): he'd be good
The Clear sTuFF (1:20:59 AM): oh you
thekmanredux (1:20:59 AM): galt, do you care about making alot of money
fbdlingfrg (1:21:05 AM): yeah...me
SoupSoupAD (1:21:22 AM): i have a fairly easy job and i make almost 100k a year
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:32 AM): thats all you make?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:34 AM): you arent rich!!!!
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:36 AM): NOT EVEN CLOSE
thekmanredux (1:21:37 AM): its probably boring and unfulfilling though
SoupSoupAD (1:21:37 AM): no im not
SoupSoupAD (1:21:41 AM): never said i was
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:41 AM): oh wow
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:44 AM): i dont like you now
The Clear sTuFF (1:21:55 AM): its its purely beacuse you dont have money
thekmanredux (1:21:57 AM): arpi makes 6 figures working 3 hours a day!
thekmanredux (1:22:00 AM): ***************8
fbdlingfrg (1:22:05 AM): i miss arpi
The Clear sTuFF (1:22:05 AM): does your girlfriend make more than you anthony?
SoupSoupAD (1:22:06 AM): served?
PatrickFnBateman (1:22:07 AM): No. Had I stayed at Bernstein, I would have been making over in the higher upper six figures after my third year. But I didn't like the job
fbdlingfrg (1:22:10 AM): wait...no i dont
SoupSoupAD (1:22:12 AM): no my gf makes shit money
SoupSoupAD (1:22:15 AM): but works harder
SoupSoupAD (1:22:19 AM): shes an ad exec
The Clear sTuFF (1:22:27 AM): so they dont make money?
thekmanredux (1:22:27 AM): what is shit money
SoupSoupAD (1:22:31 AM): nope
PatrickFnBateman (1:22:31 AM): they make shit money? I thought they did well?
SoupSoupAD (1:22:33 AM): 50-60k
thekmanredux (1:22:40 AM): hey thats not shit monye :-(
PatrickFnBateman (1:22:41 AM): at what age?
SoupSoupAD (1:22:43 AM): shes on the agency side
The Clear sTuFF (1:22:50 AM): i was under the impression that AD EXECS make good money
thekmanredux (1:22:51 AM): id be living large at 50k
SoupSoupAD (1:22:51 AM): the client side make slightly more, but not much more
SoupSoupAD (1:22:57 AM): ad exec get paid shit
thekmanredux (1:23:09 AM): seriously, you really dont need to make more than 40k to live well
The Clear sTuFF (1:23:11 AM): maybe she just sucks
SoupSoupAD (1:23:16 AM): you have to put in a lot of years to make decent money doing advertising
PatrickFnBateman (1:23:23 AM): well, at some point Sleeper, you need to get some threads and a sweet pad if you want to bang hot chicks
SoupSoupAD (1:23:29 AM): no shes really good at what she does
thekmanredux (1:23:31 AM): thats true
SoupSoupAD (1:23:34 AM): she has huge accounts
The Clear sTuFF (1:23:37 AM): who said anything about hot chicks
SoupSoupAD (1:23:43 AM): she worked on mastercard priceless
The Clear sTuFF (1:23:46 AM): yes we know
SoupSoupAD (1:23:47 AM): l'oreal
PatrickFnBateman (1:23:50 AM): you can't live well on $40k. That's insane
thekmanredux (1:23:55 AM): i live well on 30k
SoupSoupAD (1:23:57 AM): jaguar
The Clear sTuFF (1:24:06 AM): YOU HAVE A 13 INCH TV!
The Clear sTuFF (1:24:08 AM): YOU DONT LIVE WELL
PatrickFnBateman (1:24:09 AM): what do you pay in rent, $500 a month?
thekmanredux (1:24:11 AM): 700
thekmanredux (1:24:19 AM): i dont think material posessions are that important
The Clear sTuFF (1:24:27 AM): i do
PatrickFnBateman (1:24:29 AM): that's because you don't have them
thekmanredux (1:24:34 AM): like what
thekmanredux (1:24:37 AM): what should i have
fbdlingfrg (1:24:37 AM): predictable response...
fbdlingfrg (1:24:49 AM): 6346744 inch TV
thekmanredux (1:24:55 AM): yea thatll make my life better
fbdlingfrg (1:25:00 AM): 12million watt speakers
thekmanredux (1:25:01 AM): ill wtch mroe tv and get fatter
PatrickFnBateman (1:25:05 AM): I don't own a TV
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:09 AM): whaaaaaaaaaaaat
thekmanredux (1:25:14 AM): what is a CRUCIAL material posession
thekmanredux (1:25:23 AM): the only thing i cant live without is the internet
PatrickFnBateman (1:25:24 AM): I have speakers that are probably 3 inches high
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:30 AM): girls like guys with skills
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:34 AM): numbchuck skills
PatrickFnBateman (1:25:37 AM): well my brother owns a bit TV
The Clear sTuFF (1:25:37 AM): computer hacking skills
fbdlingfrg (1:25:40 AM): or dance skills
thekmanredux (1:25:56 AM): galt, are you seriously happy based on material posessions
thekmanredux (1:25:58 AM): i dont believe that
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:06 AM): No. I'm not. I never said I was.
thekmanredux (1:26:12 AM): so why are we arguing!
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:12 AM): You listen like Mavric.
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:15 AM): im not happy based on them, but they are important to me
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:24 AM): I have said that I qujt my sales job because I didn't like it
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:29 AM): what makes me happy are my friends, and girls and KIRK from wackbag.com
thekmanredux (1:26:34 AM): well you said you cant live well on 40k, i definitely can
thekmanredux (1:26:42 AM): infact, i can even buy lots of cool shit with 40k
PatrickFnBateman (1:26:46 AM): that I am going to be taking a 50% pay cut to get out of sales
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:47 AM): you made a general statement
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:52 AM): when you said YOU
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:55 AM): thats based on YOUR needs
The Clear sTuFF (1:26:57 AM): not on the general publics
The Clear sTuFF (1:27:05 AM): ya dig?
thekmanredux (1:27:14 AM): the general public makes less than 40k
PatrickFnBateman (1:27:26 AM): 40k. Lose about half of it in taxes. So you're down to about 25k Net (at best)
fbdlingfrg (1:27:27 AM): its twice the poverty level
thekmanredux (1:27:58 AM): i seriously have more savings than i know what to do with making 30k, all i want is a fun job, i could care less about the money
thekmanredux (1:28:04 AM): COULDNT
thekmanredux (1:28:05 AM): SORRY
PatrickFnBateman (1:28:16 AM): You pay $8500 in rent
thekmanredux (1:28:23 AM): so what, thats my choice
PatrickFnBateman (1:28:46 AM): probably another 2000 in electricity, heat, cable
thekmanredux (1:28:50 AM): 0
thekmanredux (1:28:59 AM): cable + internet is 70 a month
thekmanredux (1:29:01 AM): so 840
PatrickFnBateman (1:29:34 AM): So about $16,000 net with your job after those expenses
thekmanredux (1:29:43 AM): yea, what the hell do i even do with it
PatrickFnBateman (1:29:52 AM): forgetting buying any cool shit, do you ever go out and do stuff?
thekmanredux (1:29:54 AM): i just waste it on blackjack and football bets
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thekmanredux (1:30:05 AM): ocassionally, id like abetter social life!
The Clear sTuFF (1:30:09 AM): no he doesnt, maybe you should take him out for a night on the town!
thekmanredux (1:30:20 AM): i can certainly afford to go out
PatrickFnBateman (1:30:21 AM): He already blew me off once
The Clear sTuFF (1:30:34 AM): sleeper and galts night out
PatrickFnBateman (1:30:49 AM): it's like $100 a night on weekends
thekmanredux (1:31:00 AM): well i dont really like bars
PatrickFnBateman (1:31:04 AM): go out on dates, dinners, drinks, movies, shows. It's fucking expensive
thekmanredux (1:31:48 AM): i could afford that making 40k
PatrickFnBateman (1:31:51 AM): I don't really spend money on material stuff. I probably go clothes shopping once or twice a year, I don't buy music or movies. The expensive part is rent and taking people
PatrickFnBateman (1:32:08 AM): Ever go on vacation?
thekmanredux (1:32:15 AM): yea i just went to atlantic city
PatrickFnBateman (1:32:22 AM): real vacation
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:22 AM): thats not a vacation!!!!
thekmanredux (1:32:23 AM): haha
PatrickFnBateman (1:32:27 AM): where you have to get on a plane
thekmanredux (1:32:27 AM): not recently :-(
SoupSoupAD (1:32:33 AM): ha
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:39 AM): shut up anthony you non 6 figure making loser!
SoupSoupAD (1:32:41 AM): thats what money buys you
thekmanredux (1:32:47 AM): i can afford a plane trip
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:48 AM): go to your shore house
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:53 AM): with tommy
The Clear sTuFF (1:32:57 AM): and his cheeeze bawlz
SoupSoupAD (1:32:59 AM): you can do a lot with a little under six figures matthew
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:07 AM): listen you have dissapointed me
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:09 AM): your mission: You are to go on vacation with a female in the summer of '05
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:09 AM): just get over it
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:11 AM): make it happen
SoupSoupAD (1:33:14 AM): i dont care
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:16 AM): oooo thats a good mission
thekmanredux (1:33:16 AM): its not gonna happen
fbdlingfrg (1:33:23 AM): thats a hard mission
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:23 AM): not with that attitude
fbdlingfrg (1:33:35 AM): its hard to go to a movie with a female in the summer of 05
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:36 AM): not really. I didn't say you have to love her
SoupSoupAD (1:33:44 AM): <a class="postlink" href="http://www.projectpseudo.com/cabo">http://www.projectpseudo.com/cabo</a>
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:46 AM): yeah even if she is using you
The Clear sTuFF (1:33:51 AM): yeah i know your girlfriend is hot, whatever
PatrickFnBateman (1:33:59 AM): I am single now as well. No mormon fake titted girls
thekmanredux (1:33:59 AM): i dont have the looks/money combination that galt has
SoupSoupAD (1:34:02 AM): no she isnt
SoupSoupAD (1:34:03 AM): she is fat
PatrickFnBateman (1:34:04 AM): I have nothing
SoupSoupAD (1:34:07 AM): and has a jew nose
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:13 AM): i had a girlfriend that was hot and loved the mets also, she is a fucking psycho
thekmanredux (1:34:18 AM): you are a good looking guy with a lot of money, of course you can get laid
PatrickFnBateman (1:34:23 AM): I'm ugly and fat with busted up teeth
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:24 AM): I AM NOT A GOOD LOOKING UY
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:27 AM): AND I GET GIRLS
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:31 AM): and it has nothing to do with money
thekmanredux (1:34:33 AM): you have PERSONALITy
SoupSoupAD (1:34:37 AM): you dont have to be good looking to get girls
thekmanredux (1:34:40 AM): i have none of these things
SoupSoupAD (1:34:40 AM): you need a rap
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:41 AM): yeah well...you have one also
SoupSoupAD (1:34:42 AM): thats it
SoupSoupAD (1:34:45 AM): you need to have balls
thekmanredux (1:34:46 AM): no...i dont
fbdlingfrg (1:34:47 AM): but his is crappy
SoupSoupAD (1:34:50 AM): you need confidence
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:52 AM): shut up dennis you mnake everyone laugh
SoupSoupAD (1:34:54 AM): thats all you need
The Clear sTuFF (1:34:56 AM): IMMA GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
thekmanredux (1:34:57 AM): on the internet!
fbdlingfrg (1:35:01 AM): confidence is a hard thing
PatrickFnBateman (1:35:05 AM): you have personality, just are just a pussy and refuse to go out there
thekmanredux (1:35:11 AM): haha
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:18 AM): just be an idiot, if 56 people think youa re a moron, but one girl doesnt
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:20 AM): thats all that matters
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:25 AM): THATS ALL THAT MATTERS
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:28 AM): JUST ONE
PatrickFnBateman (1:35:28 AM): I was very meek in high school and college, and that's why I forced myself to go into sales and come out of my shell.
SoupSoupAD (1:35:29 AM): exactly
SoupSoupAD (1:35:33 AM): power in numbers
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:45 AM): remember the speech danny oshea gave to the little giants at halftime
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:48 AM): when the cowboy were killing them
thekmanredux (1:35:49 AM): i definetly have forced myself to talk to girls in the last year, and it didnt work out
thekmanredux (1:35:50 AM): so there
The Clear sTuFF (1:35:50 AM): ONE RACE
fbdlingfrg (1:35:59 AM): this one time, i beat my brother down the hill
fbdlingfrg (1:36:01 AM): one time
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:04 AM): ONET IME
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:06 AM): ONE TIME!!!
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:11 AM): and then ICEBOX COMES
The Clear sTuFF (1:36:12 AM): saves the day
fbdlingfrg (1:36:12 AM): ONE TIME!
fbdlingfrg (1:36:22 AM): so sleeper is gonna fuck icebox?
PatrickFnBateman (1:36:31 AM): you missed out on the "fake Xmas shopping for a sister and asking hot girls their opinions on clothes" time.
PatrickFnBateman (1:36:38 AM): that's a fucking money move.
thekmanredux (1:37:03 AM): my mov is forcing internet girls to make out with me
PatrickFnBateman (1:37:12 AM): I stumbled across that onces when I actually had a girlfriend and was amazed at its effectiveness
PatrickFnBateman (1:37:27 AM): I bet Ikeaboy is even getting laid.
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:33 AM): oh god one bad experience
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:33 AM): no hes not
The Clear sTuFF (1:37:35 AM): hes definitely not
fbdlingfrg (1:37:41 AM): ikea is dead
thekmanredux (1:37:42 AM): yea ive met him, hes not
fbdlingfrg (1:37:46 AM): he killed himself years ago
PatrickFnBateman (1:38:11 AM): certainly, you're going out for New Year's right?
fbdlingfrg (1:38:18 AM): i'm getting laid...serriously...why are you all looking at me like that?
PatrickFnBateman (1:38:19 AM): It's shameful if you don't
thekmanredux (1:38:30 AM): i am going to george's party
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:02 AM): Will there be new girls there?
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:07 AM): whoa fbd is not getting laid
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:08 AM): cmon now
thekmanredux (1:39:09 AM): no just old ones that rejected me
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:11 AM): and does everyone promise not to talk about a board
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:11 AM): CMON NOW
SoupSoupAD (1:39:20 AM): non message board girls?
fbdlingfrg (1:39:27 AM): how'd you figure out my ruse?
fbdlingfrg (1:39:30 AM): i lie so well
thekmanredux (1:39:38 AM): there are non message board girls?
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:41 AM): I think you and a guy friend should get drunk and do one of those speed dating things. They're hilarious
SoupSoupAD (1:39:42 AM): btw im posting this entire chat on the board
thekmanredux (1:39:48 AM): do it
The Clear sTuFF (1:39:50 AM): i hope you dont mistake this is me trying to like tell you to get laid or anything, this is me frustrated that you dont think its possible
PatrickFnBateman (1:39:50 AM): fine with me
thekmanredux (1:40:06 AM): i do think its possible
thekmanredux (1:40:11 AM): i didnt even start this convo
SoupSoupAD (1:40:16 AM): sorry , we really need some board material, its dead lately
SoupSoupAD (1:40:29 AM): we should team up with dot net and join their anti wackbag crusade
PatrickFnBateman (1:40:31 AM): Sleeper reminds me of me when I was in my early 20s
thekmanredux (1:40:34 AM): what board materia would come out of this
fbdlingfrg (1:40:38 AM): its been dead for a year and a half now
SoupSoupAD (1:40:42 AM): that should make for some decent posts
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:48 AM): yeah cdih sucks
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:48 AM): close it
The Clear sTuFF (1:40:49 AM): who cares
thekmanredux (1:40:59 AM): nothing that wasnt public knowledge was said ehre
PatrickFnBateman (1:40:59 AM): the difference is I went into a job that forced me to come out of my shell or not eat
PatrickFnBateman (1:41:29 AM): just have confidence and tell stories and be loud. People love it
The Clear sTuFF (1:41:39 AM): ok heres what you do...this is how i got my last girlfriend
fbdlingfrg (1:41:55 AM): rape?
The Clear sTuFF (1:41:56 AM): i played in the town softball league...and there was this 17 year old girl, and she for some reason thought i was hot
thekmanredux (1:42:00 AM): see
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:02 AM): and i thought she was older than 17
thekmanredux (1:42:05 AM): no girl has ever thought i was hot
PatrickFnBateman (1:42:07 AM): I met a girl at a party last weekend who I actually said, "I know a guy who would be perfect for you" She was talking about Saved by the Bell for like an hour. She knew everything
thekmanredux (1:42:09 AM): you are alreaydy ahead
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:12 AM): NO GIRL HAS EVER THOUGHT I WAS HOT EITHER
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:15 AM): JUST THIS ONE
thekmanredux (1:42:17 AM): well this one did
thekmanredux (1:42:19 AM): 1-0
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:24 AM): yeah ONE THAT I NEVER THOUGHT I HAD A CHANCE WITH
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:27 AM): ENDED UP BEING OBSESSED WITH ME
fbdlingfrg (1:42:29 AM): ONE TIME
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:31 AM): WITHOUT ME EVEN KNOWING
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:39 AM): she had to ask me to hang out, i didnt even consider it
thekmanredux (1:42:41 AM): so whats the point of your story
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:45 AM): IT TAKES ONE TIME
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:47 AM): ONE
The Clear sTuFF (1:42:48 AM): THATS ALL
PatrickFnBateman (1:42:55 AM): it's all about confidence.
SoupSoupAD (1:43:08 AM): sleeper you have convinced yourself you cant get laid, its a myth
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:09 AM): yeah i was quite confident once we were in the movies and she was grabbing at my dick
PatrickFnBateman (1:43:15 AM): I don't think women are as superficial lookswise as guys are
thekmanredux (1:43:16 AM): i never convinced myself of anything
SoupSoupAD (1:43:18 AM): anyone can get laid
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:24 AM): yeah hes never said that he cant get laid
SoupSoupAD (1:43:25 AM): anyone can pick up a girl
thekmanredux (1:43:25 AM): WHEN DID I SAY I CANT GET LAID
thekmanredux (1:43:27 AM): JESUS
SoupSoupAD (1:43:28 AM): you just need to try
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:31 AM): shut up keyser
fbdlingfrg (1:43:31 AM): just now
thekmanredux (1:43:33 AM): STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:33 AM): you arent helping
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:38 AM): yeah guyz
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:39 AM): stop
The Clear sTuFF (1:43:46 AM): galt is the only one making sense
fbdlingfrg (1:43:50 AM): thekmanredux (1:43:31 AM): ... I CANT GET LAID
PatrickFnBateman (1:43:57 AM): oh SNAP!
fbdlingfrg (1:43:57 AM): see?
thekmanredux (1:44:01 AM): i defiently did not say that
fbdlingfrg (1:44:04 AM): i can quote things
SoupSoupAD (1:44:06 AM): **********************8
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:08 AM): he never sai that
thekmanredux (1:44:38 AM): i hate when this conversation starts and i get the same advice ive gotten 3324 times
PatrickFnBateman (1:44:51 AM): OK, here's something that has never been on the board. I didn't get laid until after I was out of college
PatrickFnBateman (1:44:54 AM): there I said it
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:55 AM): what?!
thekmanredux (1:44:56 AM): i know that
fbdlingfrg (1:44:59 AM): i get the same adivce from my friends weekly...just smile and nod
The Clear sTuFF (1:44:59 AM): WHAT?
thekmanredux (1:45:02 AM): youve posted about that
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:09 AM): i dont believe it
PatrickFnBateman (1:45:18 AM): why? You've never even met me
fbdlingfrg (1:45:20 AM): they never give up, they mean well, but you'll always here it
thekmanredux (1:45:27 AM): i do, there are a lot of people my age that are virgins, they just dont publicize it
fbdlingfrg (1:45:27 AM): hear
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:28 AM): thats true, i just dont believe it
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:45 AM): ok ill admit something also
The Clear sTuFF (1:45:48 AM): i love kelly clarksons new song.
thekmanredux (1:46:11 AM): im not at all embarassed to be a virgin, id rather have a girlfriend thatn a quick fuck
PatrickFnBateman (1:46:13 AM): I got out of college, was forced to come out of my shell and be assertive professionally, and that helped me be assertive and confident personally
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:28 AM): i agree with dennis on that one also
fbdlingfrg (1:46:35 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:38 AM): i do NOT like sleeping with girls i dont care about
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:39 AM): at ALL
fbdlingfrg (1:46:43 AM): thats why i dont find a certain classmate
thekmanredux (1:46:49 AM): im sure i would hate it too, id find it really awkward
PatrickFnBateman (1:46:50 AM): well who wouldn't rather have a serious girlfriend rather than a quick fuck
The Clear sTuFF (1:46:59 AM): a lot of guys
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:01 AM): my friends
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:02 AM): but who also wouldn't have a quick fuck rather than no fuck?
fbdlingfrg (1:47:03 AM): almost any guy in college
thekmanredux (1:47:03 AM): sayin, its not worthh stressing over not getting laid by random skanks
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:17 AM): that's true
SoupSoupAD (1:47:22 AM): sex with no strings attached isnt all that bad
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:24 AM): but I'm not talking about getting laid
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:25 AM): yes it is
thekmanredux (1:47:26 AM): in college all i cared about was that im not getting laid and it didnt do shit for me
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:27 AM): shut up faggot
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:36 AM): especially if she's a squirter
SoupSoupAD (1:47:39 AM): it can be fun when you're single
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:41 AM): keyser you dont even get the point here
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:48 AM): thats why your advice doesnt help dennis
The Clear sTuFF (1:47:50 AM): and he gets pissed
PatrickFnBateman (1:47:51 AM): why does WBK hate Keyser?
SoupSoupAD (1:47:56 AM): i know but dont knock casual sex
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:01 AM): i am knocking it
SoupSoupAD (1:48:04 AM): he doesnt hate me, he loves me
thekmanredux (1:48:05 AM): i dotn knock it, its just not for me
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:12 AM): i have it when i am home, and i feel like shit afterwards
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:21 AM): at school last year i had it a few times, and i hated sharing a bed afterwards
SoupSoupAD (1:48:29 AM): sure sex in a commited relationship is great
thekmanredux (1:48:29 AM): if its good for other people, thats great, i shouldnt have to have pressure put on me to fuck random people
PatrickFnBateman (1:48:37 AM): think of it this way: When you find a girl that you actually like, you're going to want to make her feel good. that is learned in practice
SoupSoupAD (1:48:40 AM): yeah sharing the bed after does suck
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:50 AM): DURING..its great
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:50 AM): after
The Clear sTuFF (1:48:53 AM): AWKWARD
SoupSoupAD (1:48:55 AM): no you shouldnt have to fuck anyone
PatrickFnBateman (1:48:57 AM): when I have casual sex that's when I try out the new shit
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:08 AM): yeah thats true, when i have casual sex i know the person im with a is a whore
thekmanredux (1:49:08 AM): then why is my virginity always such a big deal here
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:10 AM): in bed
thekmanredux (1:49:11 AM): i NEVER bring it up
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:16 AM): it didnt start as that
thekmanredux (1:49:17 AM): its always someone else
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:18 AM): someone changed it to that
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:21 AM): (keyser)
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:30 AM): i just talked about girls in general
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:31 AM): no sex
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:37 AM): ANTHONY ALWAYS BRINGS UP THE VIRGINITY
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:40 AM): WHICH IS UNIMPORTANT
SoupSoupAD (1:49:46 AM): i never bring it up
PatrickFnBateman (1:49:49 AM): my point isn't virginity. My point is being confident and assertive
thekmanredux (1:49:50 AM): it really is, id be just as unhappy right now if i wasnt a virgin
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:51 AM): it frustrates ME WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT
The Clear sTuFF (1:49:57 AM): you = keyser
SoupSoupAD (1:50:01 AM): ha
SoupSoupAD (1:50:06 AM): i never bring it up!
The Clear sTuFF (1:50:13 AM): obviously if he cared about getting laid, he woul dhave got laid by now, i undrstand his frustration
PatrickFnBateman (1:50:21 AM): You have some confidence in yourself and it it changes everything. You obviously have the personality
thekmanredux (1:50:27 AM): galt, shut up
The Clear sTuFF (1:50:27 AM): he should have confidence
thekmanredux (1:50:34 AM): youve said that 2332 times alreayd
thekmanredux (1:50:37 AM): its really not the issue
fbdlingfrg (1:50:39 AM): people with confidence dont understand us
SoupSoupAD (1:50:58 AM): some people are just introverted
PatrickFnBateman (1:51:01 AM): you get more confidence you get a better social life you get more guy friends, more girl friends, more opportunities to meet someone you actually like
PatrickFnBateman (1:51:12 AM): confidence doesn't mean you are extroverted
thekmanredux (1:51:15 AM): i dont obviously have anything, i have a lot of social issues, mainly not feeling emotionally attached to people enough to try to fuck themn
SoupSoupAD (1:51:17 AM): you need to put yourself out there
The Clear sTuFF (1:51:23 AM): shut up keyser you stud
SoupSoupAD (1:51:36 AM): we all have insecurities
thekmanredux (1:51:42 AM): yea really, i dont want advice from keyser
The Clear sTuFF (1:51:43 AM): another thing though, girls are horrendous
PatrickFnBateman (1:51:45 AM): I hate people
SoupSoupAD (1:51:47 AM): you have to learn to look past them
The Clear sTuFF (1:51:48 AM): girls are the WORST
The Clear sTuFF (1:52:02 AM): if you know 20000 girls, 99% of them are horrendous humans
thekmanredux (1:52:06 AM): galt, you still try to fuck girls you dont like. i dont have any interest in doing that
SoupSoupAD (1:52:16 AM): look at how catty girls are in groups
PatrickFnBateman (1:52:19 AM): who ever said that?
PatrickFnBateman (1:52:25 AM): I don't fuck girls I dislike
SoupSoupAD (1:52:27 AM): men are much better people in group situations
The Clear sTuFF (1:52:33 AM): and i know for a fact a GIRL IS READING THIS AND NOT SAYING ANYTHING
thekmanredux (1:52:36 AM): you post everytime you fuck a girl
thekmanredux (1:52:38 AM): me too
PatrickFnBateman (1:52:46 AM): That's not true
thekmanredux (1:52:50 AM): shes enjoying this
SoupSoupAD (1:53:07 AM): shes asleep
PatrickFnBateman (1:53:10 AM): I think I did that like twice and once was because of the anal
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:11 AM): dennis, girls our age are HORRIFIC
thekmanredux (1:53:12 AM): no shes reading
SoupSoupAD (1:53:27 AM): ive yet to have anal sex
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:28 AM): absolutely beyond fucking crazy
thekmanredux (1:53:29 AM): galt seriously though, i get your point
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:33 AM): haha that sucks for you keyser
SoupSoupAD (1:53:36 AM): :-(
SoupSoupAD (1:53:40 AM): is it good?
PatrickFnBateman (1:53:46 AM): No.
PatrickFnBateman (1:53:52 AM): I don't know what all the fuss is about
The Clear sTuFF (1:53:54 AM): its nothing special unless the girl likes it
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:04 AM): its nothing special on the penis, its just maybe the girl likes it or something it helps
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:22 AM): it's tight for like a milion of an inch and then just a wide open cavity
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:29 AM): and if the girl isnt clean
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:35 AM): ugh
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:38 AM): I'll never try it again.
fbdlingfrg (1:54:40 AM): poopy dick?
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:44 AM): no poopy dick but poopy smell
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:50 AM): I did the ATM to the girl too
PatrickFnBateman (1:54:52 AM): that was great
The Clear sTuFF (1:54:58 AM): condom or no condom?
fbdlingfrg (1:55:05 AM): the atm?
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:08 AM): ass to mouth
fbdlingfrg (1:55:10 AM): ah
PatrickFnBateman (1:55:12 AM): yeah, no rubber. That was bad. I was drunk
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:15 AM): OH GOD
fbdlingfrg (1:55:27 AM): how did she let you do that?
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:29 AM): one time a girl perioided all over me whhile i had a rubber on, i still think i have aids.
The Clear sTuFF (1:55:42 AM): ive done it, but with condom, some girls get off on degrading stuff
PatrickFnBateman (1:55:45 AM): I had run out. I banged her once with my last rubber, so then I flipped her over
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:08 AM): ive never had sex without a condom, i dont want warts growing on my dick or a child
fbdlingfrg (1:56:11 AM): and then sucked the thing from her ass...oh yeah. good
PatrickFnBateman (1:56:12 AM): I figure if I didn't finish in her, then it wouldn't be a problem. It was a really retarded decision. But we were both trashed
thekmanredux (1:56:26 AM): you have kids
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:30 AM): i still think the reason that my latest girlfriend wont speak to me is because i got her pregnant
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:34 AM): and she just doesnt want me to know
The Clear sTuFF (1:56:54 AM): damn she was hot, i wish she would speak to me
thekmanredux (1:56:55 AM): the why i hate italians girl?
thekmanredux (1:56:59 AM): what happened there
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:00 AM): eah
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:01 AM): yeah
SoupSoupAD (1:57:01 AM): condoms smell awful
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:02 AM): pizza kid
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:05 AM): so do you, shut up
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:11 AM): WHO SMELLS CONDOMS?!?!
fbdlingfrg (1:57:12 AM): ZING
thekmanredux (1:57:12 AM): she just stopped talking to you all of a sudden?
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:15 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:17 AM): all of a sudden
thekmanredux (1:57:20 AM): no explanantion?
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:22 AM): not one
thekmanredux (1:57:25 AM): god taht sucks
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:34 AM): i came home a day early for the jewish holidays, because she wanted to see me
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:35 AM): i got home
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:38 AM): she didnt answer my calls
SoupSoupAD (1:57:39 AM): you can smell condoms during sex sometimes
PatrickFnBateman (1:57:45 AM): but that was one of the reason that casual sex is good. You do things with them that you'd never try with someone you actually care about. I'd never try anal or athreesome with someone I saw myself with long term
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:46 AM): didnt answer any the next day
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:48 AM): or the next
SoupSoupAD (1:57:49 AM): i havent worn a condom in 2 years tho
SoupSoupAD (1:57:53 AM): my gf is on the pill
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:56 AM): and has answered twice
The Clear sTuFF (1:57:58 AM): in the last 3 months
thekmanredux (1:58:05 AM): why do you keep calliing?!?!?1
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:08 AM): i dont
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:14 AM): i called like 5 times since that first weekend
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:16 AM): 2 times got answered
thekmanredux (1:58:21 AM): you really thing she got pregnat??
thekmanredux (1:58:25 AM): did the condom break or somethign
SoupSoupAD (1:58:32 AM): i got an email today from an distant ex girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (1:58:33 AM): it might have i dont know, she used to make me nut in her with the condom on
SoupSoupAD (1:58:38 AM): "PS- I was going to apologize for the totally innapproprate comment of "taking advantage of the situation" when we were together last... but since you agree, I am glad I mentioned it. Man... one of us really needed to get a hold of that situation. What were we thinking being shy after all that time? Silly kids... =)) "
thekmanredux (1:58:53 AM): huh
SoupSoupAD (1:59:03 AM): thats how she ended the email
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:03 AM): no one cares, everyone wants to hear about the 17/18 year old i was sinking it in 4 times a day
SoupSoupAD (1:59:09 AM): ha
thekmanredux (1:59:09 AM): yea
SoupSoupAD (1:59:11 AM): go on
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:18 AM): she just stopped speaking to me
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:21 AM): crazy
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:23 AM): insane
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:23 AM): nuts
PatrickFnBateman (1:59:34 AM): until she cheated on you with a guy with a bigger dick and now has no reason to talk to you anymore
SoupSoupAD (1:59:38 AM): maybe she used you like a whore
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:41 AM): yeah she definitely did cheat on me
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:50 AM): but id just like to HEAR IT FROM HER so i can move on
thekmanredux (1:59:56 AM): yea i can see that
The Clear sTuFF (1:59:57 AM): well like mentally move on
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:00 AM): closure
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:24 AM): i told her that staying togehter when i went away to school was a dumb thing to do beacuse she was going to find another guy
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:27 AM): i told her right to her face
thekmanredux (2:00:32 AM): typical rockland
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:40 AM): so i knew it was going to happen
PatrickFnBateman (2:00:43 AM): I hate having lingering feelings for my old girlfriend. I wish she'd just die
thekmanredux (2:00:54 AM): i thought you hated everyone!
The Clear sTuFF (2:00:55 AM): and i am best friends with my high school girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:02 AM): she goes to school 5 minutes from me
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:04 AM): I do hate most people
thekmanredux (2:01:08 AM): pussy
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:11 AM): galt, do you know where winchester is?
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:12 AM): in mas
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:13 AM): s
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:21 AM): there's like 5 people in my life who I keep in touchw ith
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:27 AM): yeah, it's where my mom was born
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:30 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:01:34 AM): I used to work in Woburn
thekmanredux (2:01:37 AM): i keep in touch with 3 non-internet people
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:45 AM): my girlfriend from high school dumped me and started to date a kid that doenst go to school and is an electrician
fbdlingfrg (2:01:46 AM): thats kinda sad
The Clear sTuFF (2:01:51 AM): awful
thekmanredux (2:02:03 AM): fbd youll see when you graduate
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:07 AM): but im happier with her
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:15 AM): than i am with the ex who dumped me for NO REASON
PatrickFnBateman (2:02:19 AM): he probably makes more than $40k as an electrician
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:31 AM): yeah i dont care i got dumped for an electrician is how i look at it
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:38 AM): and he is the complete polar opposite of me
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:41 AM): but they broke up now
The Clear sTuFF (2:02:58 AM): yeah those are my 2 girlfriends
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:01 AM): both blonde italians
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:07 AM): the next boyfriend/girlfriend is often the polar opposite of the previous
thekmanredux (2:03:16 AM): ok freud
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:21 AM): It's true
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:22 AM): thats true, because my girlfriend this summer was completely the opposite of my other one
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:24 AM): at least for me
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:24 AM): its absolutely true
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:33 AM): my first gf hated sports, this one is a college athlete
SoupSoupAD (2:03:36 AM): i think galt is right
The Clear sTuFF (2:03:38 AM): my first gf was not a freak in bed, this one was
SoupSoupAD (2:03:41 AM): thats pretty accurate
PatrickFnBateman (2:03:45 AM): you hate certain things about one and so you look forsomeone completely different
fbdlingfrg (2:04:10 AM): i'd be happy with any gf right about now...doesnt matter if its my first one again
PatrickFnBateman (2:04:26 AM): The girl I went out with in Grad school was amazing, but she could be a real negative bitch. So my next girlfriend was like 22, dumb as a post, but always in the best mood.
fbdlingfrg (2:04:27 AM): of course...3 years will do that to you
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:37 AM): yeah 3 years with the same girl fbd?
fbdlingfrg (2:04:43 AM): 3 years single
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:44 AM): oh
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:48 AM): how many years with her?
fbdlingfrg (2:04:57 AM): 2 months
The Clear sTuFF (2:04:58 AM): oh
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:03 AM): so go bang taylor
thekmanredux (2:05:03 AM): fbd is almost as sad as me
fbdlingfrg (2:05:05 AM): not exactly much
fbdlingfrg (2:05:12 AM): almost...but not quite. HA
fbdlingfrg (2:05:19 AM): i dont know what dorm she's in
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:20 AM): hey i was with my girl this summer for four months, but we spent almost every day we could with each other
SoupSoupAD (2:05:28 AM): my last ex was psychotic, my current gf is so mellow and easy going
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:30 AM): i spent more nights in the same bed as her, over night, then i did in 2 and a half years with my other ex
The Clear sTuFF (2:05:57 AM): but i would often forget that she is only 17 almost 18 years old at the time
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:09 AM): so yeah she was not so smart
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:12 AM): shes a dummy actually
SoupSoupAD (2:06:16 AM): hs
fbdlingfrg (2:06:17 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:19 AM): and my other ex is brilliant, deans list in college
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:27 AM): complete opposties
PatrickFnBateman (2:06:43 AM): So my theory is 100% right and Sleeper is to apologize
SoupSoupAD (2:06:45 AM): i never really dated any dumb girls
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:46 AM): i know that the girl from this summer started seeing another guy, and he recently broke her heart.
thekmanredux (2:06:50 AM): well who am i to talk
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:51 AM): and she is miserable
SoupSoupAD (2:06:52 AM): ive fucked dumb girls
PatrickFnBateman (2:06:55 AM): that's not an apology
The Clear sTuFF (2:06:56 AM): and it makes me happy, but also sad
SoupSoupAD (2:06:58 AM): but i could never bring myself to date them
The Clear sTuFF (2:07:02 AM): do u think thats weird
thekmanredux (2:07:04 AM): i apologize
PatrickFnBateman (2:07:09 AM): to whom
thekmanredux (2:07:16 AM): to you
The Clear sTuFF (2:07:18 AM): that i cant just be completely an asshole to this girl for dumping me and getting what she deserved from someone else?
fbdlingfrg (2:07:21 AM): not weird at all
PatrickFnBateman (2:07:24 AM): now altogether
thekmanredux (2:07:29 AM): shut up
PatrickFnBateman (2:07:42 AM): that's the second time you've done that. One more time and I'm leaving
thekmanredux (2:07:46 AM): dont leave
The Clear sTuFF (2:07:54 AM): yeah this is the best chat in months
fbdlingfrg (2:07:56 AM): you should feel that way. happy for her getting what she deserves makes sense. but you still have feelings, so you should feel sad
thekmanredux (2:08:00 AM): its the only chat in months
fbdlingfrg (2:08:03 AM): <----possible psych major
fbdlingfrg (2:08:08 AM): thats why, dumbass
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:21 AM): yeah but she says im an asshole
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:27 AM): thats another reason i want to find out what happened
SoupSoupAD (2:08:29 AM): why?
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:31 AM): she called me an asshole last week
fbdlingfrg (2:08:32 AM): so? that doesnt end your feelings for her
SoupSoupAD (2:08:37 AM): why are you an asshole?
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:40 AM): ID LIKE TO KNOW!
SoupSoupAD (2:08:43 AM): ha
SoupSoupAD (2:08:47 AM): shes projecting
fbdlingfrg (2:08:51 AM): because he made her have a baby. rememeber?
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:53 AM): she was drunk
The Clear sTuFF (2:08:55 AM): it was 4am
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:03 AM): it was an IM left while i was sleeping
PatrickFnBateman (2:09:17 AM): the best thing I've done is cut the cord completely with every ex girlfriend. Makes things so much easier to just move on and find someone new
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:26 AM): ok i would do that
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:30 AM): but its a difficult situation
SoupSoupAD (2:09:30 AM): yeah i do the same, except for some distant exes
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:34 AM): this girls father, is best friends with my stepdad
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:38 AM): and i live with my stepdad
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:40 AM): and her family LOVES me
SoupSoupAD (2:09:42 AM): im still friends with some of my distant ex girlfriends
PatrickFnBateman (2:09:46 AM): it's difficult, but it's best
The Clear sTuFF (2:09:48 AM): and her little sister is in love with me, talks to me everyday
fbdlingfrg (2:10:00 AM): is her sister hot?
PatrickFnBateman (2:10:02 AM): you should bang her ssister
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:03 AM): yes very
fbdlingfrg (2:10:03 AM): revenge sex
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:05 AM): i will when shes 18
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:08 AM): shes 16
fbdlingfrg (2:10:11 AM): bah!
SoupSoupAD (2:10:14 AM): i think one or two removed as long as it didnt end too messy you can become friends again later on
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:14 AM): one more year
PatrickFnBateman (2:10:15 AM): take her to Hawaii
thekmanredux (2:10:18 AM): thats girl #2 that finds you hot
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:22 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:28 AM): my first girlfriend never found me physically attractive
fbdlingfrg (2:10:28 AM): when she's 18...she's 16...one more year...huh?
SoupSoupAD (2:10:31 AM): you are on a rol!
thekmanredux (2:10:33 AM): im sure there were others too
PatrickFnBateman (2:10:35 AM): check the statutory laws. I think it's 16 in some states around here.
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:51 AM): i dated a girl for 2 and a half years that was just happy enough with how i made her laugh
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:53 AM): or how good i made her feel
The Clear sTuFF (2:10:55 AM): and she was hot
PatrickFnBateman (2:11:30 AM): I've dated some girls in New York that were way out of my league just because I was funny and sweet
PatrickFnBateman (2:11:39 AM): I can actually be sweet and shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:11:41 AM): a FEW girls like that exist
thekmanredux (2:11:48 AM): galt, no girls are out of your league
PatrickFnBateman (2:11:49 AM): they don't care that I'm fat and out of shape
fbdlingfrg (2:11:49 AM): they dont exist at college...
The Clear sTuFF (2:11:56 AM): they do not exist at college, that is definitely true
thekmanredux (2:12:04 AM): what a waste college was
thekmanredux (2:12:23 AM): ive actualyl improves since college
thekmanredux (2:12:27 AM): improved*
PatrickFnBateman (2:12:30 AM): while I appreciate your confidence in my ability to get tail, it's not quite that easy
fbdlingfrg (2:12:35 AM): i've been trying to get with this one girl all semester, making her laugh, supporting her as she cries in class because of her ex-boyfriend...and nothing
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:39 AM): getting girls is not easy
PatrickFnBateman (2:12:40 AM): it's so much easier after college. I hated college for that reason
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:43 AM): unless you almost make 100grand
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:48 AM): and you drive a fast looking car
PatrickFnBateman (2:12:58 AM): fbd, that's not going to work
The Clear sTuFF (2:12:59 AM): college is easy to get laid if you are like SUPER HOT
fbdlingfrg (2:13:07 AM): yeah...i found that out the hard way
PatrickFnBateman (2:13:20 AM): once you are their supportive friend, they aren't going do anything to ruin the friendship
fbdlingfrg (2:13:25 AM): yeah, i know
The Clear sTuFF (2:13:31 AM): thats true
fbdlingfrg (2:13:32 AM): i ended up there by accident
thekmanredux (2:13:37 AM): i hate that shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:13:43 AM): yeah but he got there because he wanted to do anything to be near her
The Clear sTuFF (2:13:46 AM): because he was so attracted to her
thekmanredux (2:13:47 AM): that happneed to me so many times in collge
fbdlingfrg (2:13:49 AM): exactly
PatrickFnBateman (2:13:50 AM): you need to pounce quick. I was the king of that in college. I had like 5 girls that I was in love with but we were "best friends" so they never touched me
thekmanredux (2:14:00 AM): me too
PatrickFnBateman (2:14:00 AM): I felt like Screech
The Clear sTuFF (2:14:01 AM): ugh best female friends STINK
PatrickFnBateman (2:14:05 AM): see. Me = Sleeper
PatrickFnBateman (2:14:44 AM): then the same thing happened to the girl in grad school, and I basically put the hard sell on her and talked her into it. I beat her down after a month or two and she finally caved in. It was worth it
fbdlingfrg (2:14:54 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:15 AM): one time during sex i grabbed a girl by the hair and shouted into her face, that i was going to fuck her even when she was married to someone else.
fbdlingfrg (2:15:18 AM): so there is a way past that...
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:19 AM): her vagina got so tight.
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:23 AM): -the end-
The Clear sTuFF (2:15:56 AM): girls are the worst
PatrickFnBateman (2:16:00 AM): yes, but that was when my sales hand was at its peak
PatrickFnBateman (2:16:12 AM): I could be quite convincing
thekmanredux (2:16:19 AM): see im not all sad and desperate right now cause i know ive improved since college, so i dont need the pep talks during every chat
The Clear sTuFF (2:16:26 AM): doesnt it suck having to work hard to get a girl?
The Clear sTuFF (2:16:34 AM): i get so jealous sometimes of guys that just have girls flock to them
fbdlingfrg (2:16:45 AM): as am i
The Clear sTuFF (2:16:45 AM): but then not so jealous when i realize that these girls could care less about his personality
PatrickFnBateman (2:16:49 AM): yeah, my brother is like that
fbdlingfrg (2:16:58 AM): my roomate has the hottest girlfriend
PatrickFnBateman (2:17:00 AM): he gets pussy any time he wants.
fbdlingfrg (2:17:03 AM): and he did no work to get her
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:05 AM): one of my roomates is a football player
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:09 AM): he is so dumb
fbdlingfrg (2:17:12 AM): while i was trying hard as hell and he landed her
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:14 AM): he always hooks up with girls
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:21 AM): HE CANT EVEN SPELL "WOW"
thekmanredux (2:17:24 AM): haha
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:25 AM): HE SPELLS IT WITH AN A
PatrickFnBateman (2:17:33 AM): all I can say is that as you get older, it gets so much easier
The Clear sTuFF (2:17:35 AM): WITH A FUCKING A
thekmanredux (2:17:45 AM): i am certain it iwll be easier for me eventually
thekmanredux (2:18:02 AM): i just need to get in the right situation
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:10 AM): thats true
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:18 AM): i believe this 100% to be true
thekmanredux (2:18:21 AM): right now im kinda drifting
PatrickFnBateman (2:18:21 AM): you've got to put yourself in that situation though. It's not going to come to you
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:23 AM): i dont get why KEYSER has to always
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:26 AM): bring up sex
The Clear sTuFF (2:18:29 AM): like he is some SEX GOD
thekmanredux (2:18:33 AM): galt i know
thekmanredux (2:18:40 AM): believe me ive tried very recently
SoupSoupAD (2:18:42 AM): i never bring up sex
thekmanredux (2:18:54 AM): it didnt work out but ive learned a lotr
PatrickFnBateman (2:19:07 AM): lord of the rings?
fbdlingfrg (2:19:07 AM): lotr is good
thekmanredux (2:19:10 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (2:19:15 AM): you always bring up sex you dumb non 6 figure making maroon
PatrickFnBateman (2:19:19 AM): I don't know that move
thekmanredux (2:19:25 AM): its a good move
SoupSoupAD (2:19:29 AM): i love the word maroon
thekmanredux (2:19:32 AM): me too
PatrickFnBateman (2:19:34 AM): and he has a lumpy face
SoupSoupAD (2:19:51 AM): lumpy like a fox
PatrickFnBateman (2:20:09 AM): and sweaty like a fat guy
SoupSoupAD (2:20:17 AM): i was performing!
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:23 AM): hahaha you still have a band?
SoupSoupAD (2:20:23 AM): those lights are hot
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:25 AM): you and zooty
SoupSoupAD (2:20:27 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:29 AM): SICKS DEEP
PatrickFnBateman (2:20:33 AM): do you perform in the rain?
fbdlingfrg (2:20:33 AM): he's solo now
SoupSoupAD (2:20:42 AM): the band is no more
PatrickFnBateman (2:20:46 AM): you were seating like Ted Striker in Airplaine
SoupSoupAD (2:20:47 AM): drummer got married
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:48 AM): OH NO
thekmanredux (2:20:52 AM): sicks deep is a better name thatn project pseudo
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:52 AM): seating and sweating
fbdlingfrg (2:20:56 AM): the band stole his thunder
The Clear sTuFF (2:20:57 AM): yeah it is
SoupSoupAD (2:20:57 AM): bassist is going to berkley right now
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:03 AM): berkley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:04 AM): or berklee
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:16 AM): like berklee in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:19 AM): or berkley in cal
SoupSoupAD (2:21:22 AM): sorry berklee
fbdlingfrg (2:21:22 AM): the one that advertises on TV, or the good one?
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:31 AM): or berklee in wayne nj
SoupSoupAD (2:21:38 AM): the music school in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:44 AM): hahahah those faggots
thekmanredux (2:21:45 AM): music school !
fbdlingfrg (2:21:48 AM): is wayne the tv one?
The Clear sTuFF (2:21:50 AM): god they all STINK
SoupSoupAD (2:22:02 AM): they do?
PatrickFnBateman (2:22:05 AM): I hated stumbling around those Berklee freaks in Boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:07 AM): go visit him, we can have a night out on the town
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:09 AM): yeah they are freaks
thekmanredux (2:22:11 AM): wait, he is going to music school....for bass?
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:13 AM): fucking assholes
SoupSoupAD (2:22:19 AM): he plays more than bass
thekmanredux (2:22:21 AM): oh
SoupSoupAD (2:22:34 AM): he plays bass, lead, rhythm, drums, piano
SoupSoupAD (2:22:38 AM): he's quite talented
SoupSoupAD (2:22:39 AM): he sings
thekmanredux (2:22:44 AM): anyone can sing
PatrickFnBateman (2:22:44 AM): He must get so much ass
SoupSoupAD (2:22:46 AM): writes and composes music
The Clear sTuFF (2:22:50 AM): all they do is go to big d and the kids table shows, and sit outside in big freak groups
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:00 AM): I can't sing.
thekmanredux (2:23:05 AM): yes you can
thekmanredux (2:23:07 AM): everyone can
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:11 AM): yeah i can sing
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:15 AM): Go to one of those karaoke bars and you'll see that most people suck shit
thekmanredux (2:23:21 AM): they can still do it
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:22 AM): yeah not with protools!
SoupSoupAD (2:23:24 AM): if you want to sing punk anyone can sing
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:26 AM): myself included
fbdlingfrg (2:23:27 AM): i can sing, but not well
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:34 AM): yeah anyone can sing punk thats true
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:38 AM): yes I can perform the function of singing, but it sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:41 AM): ok NOT PUNK, sorry sleeper
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:48 AM): but you know what the ital means
thekmanredux (2:23:49 AM): ??
fbdlingfrg (2:23:52 AM): anybody can even play punk...see the sex pistols early work
SoupSoupAD (2:23:54 AM): i think galt means singing in the traditional sense
The Clear sTuFF (2:23:56 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:23:58 AM): that's like saying I can skateboard. But I can't can't really skateboard
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:00 AM): berklee kids suck
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:09 AM): and BU kids
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:10 AM): awful
SoupSoupAD (2:24:11 AM): i could never ollie
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:13 AM): SUCKS TO BU!
SoupSoupAD (2:24:15 AM): i tried and tried
thekmanredux (2:24:18 AM): haha
SoupSoupAD (2:24:19 AM): i could never do it
PatrickFnBateman (2:24:24 AM): BC girls are the hottest girls on the planet
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:28 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (2:24:28 AM): bar none
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:29 AM): they are
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:30 AM): its depressing
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:33 AM): absolutely depressing going there
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:36 AM): and seeing these girls
SoupSoupAD (2:24:46 AM): i dated a girl in high school who went to BC
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:47 AM): just dripping over guys with pop collars and a high life in their hand
SoupSoupAD (2:24:52 AM): she was amazingly beautiful
The Clear sTuFF (2:24:54 AM): popped collars
SoupSoupAD (2:24:59 AM): like drop dead gorgeous, huge rack
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:00 AM): I don't how it happens, but I've been all over the country, and it's BC girls and University of Texas
fbdlingfrg (2:25:02 AM): i hate popped collars
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:05 AM): that's it.
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:05 AM): Johnny Collarpopper
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:15 AM): URI girls are pretty hot
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:20 AM): I refuse to pop any collars
fbdlingfrg (2:25:23 AM): 90% of guys at my school pop thier collars constantly
thekmanredux (2:25:24 AM): NYU had some hot girls
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:24 AM): no they aren't. Nasty.
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:25 AM): NORTHEASTERN GIRLS NOT SO HOT
fbdlingfrg (2:25:28 AM): fairfield girls are really hot
SoupSoupAD (2:25:34 AM): my girl went to URI
thekmanredux (2:25:35 AM): my company has hot girls
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:37 AM): villanova girls...hot
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:41 AM): I went to URI a fair amount when I went to Roger Williams. They all sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:25:53 AM): oh my sisters sorority sisters are hot
SoupSoupAD (2:25:53 AM): i partied at URI quite a bit
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:54 AM): NO. BC THAT'S IT. BC GIRLS ARE HOT. EVERYONE ELSE IS UGLY
fbdlingfrg (2:25:55 AM): you went to roger williams?
PatrickFnBateman (2:25:57 AM): drop the subject
thekmanredux (2:26:05 AM): ive never been to BC but ill believe it
thekmanredux (2:26:09 AM): fucking jock school
fbdlingfrg (2:26:11 AM): a friend of mine went there for a year...she hated it
PatrickFnBateman (2:26:14 AM): For a year, I went to RWU, and then transfered because it was a joke
thekmanredux (2:26:24 AM): yea really
fbdlingfrg (2:26:25 AM): yup...thats the place
thekmanredux (2:26:30 AM): why not just go to JOHNSON AND WALES
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:33 AM): hahahah ig ot in there
PatrickFnBateman (2:26:34 AM): the school was a joke. Easier than highschool
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:35 AM): what a joke
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:39 AM): they accepted me
thekmanredux (2:26:39 AM): everyone gets in there
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:42 AM): without even seeing my transcript
PatrickFnBateman (2:26:48 AM): everyone smoked weed at that school
The Clear sTuFF (2:26:55 AM): everyone smokes weed at every school
thekmanredux (2:26:57 AM): yea
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:00 AM): thats like saying everyone takes pisses at that school
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:01 AM): I was the only one who didn't, and that's why I never got laid
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:07 AM): id ont smoke pot or drink
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:10 AM): but this was 10 years ago
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:11 AM): i still somehow get laid
thekmanredux (2:27:12 AM): i was the only one at nyu who dindt smoke
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:18 AM): not everyone was smoking back then
SoupSoupAD (2:27:21 AM): i never even finished my BA
SoupSoupAD (2:27:25 AM): at rutgers
thekmanredux (2:27:27 AM): moron
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:30 AM): MAROON
SoupSoupAD (2:27:32 AM): ha
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:32 AM): Nobody smoked weed at Bentley.
fbdlingfrg (2:27:33 AM): i dont drink, every girl finds that so attractive about me, but not attractive enoug

- drusilla - 12-22-2004

i really wished i paid attention instead of watching dreamcatcher

- crx girl - 12-22-2004

wasn't i online last night?

- diceisgod - 12-22-2004

I miss Godlybillionaire

- Gooch - 12-22-2004

Post 1 > Post 2

- The Sleeper - 12-22-2004

agreed

- Goatweed - 12-22-2004

I should go on AIM more often

- Galt - 12-22-2004

Part 3 was far and away the best one. I don't know why Keyser didn't post it.

- Keyser Soze - 12-22-2004

i still have it

- Keyser Soze - 12-22-2004

thekmanredux (2:27:39 AM): rutgers, fuckiing whore school
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:42 AM): bentley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:45 AM): is that in boston?
PatrickFnBateman (2:27:48 AM): Waltham
fbdlingfrg (2:27:48 AM): rutgers has its own STD
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:53 AM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (2:27:56 AM): you went there?
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:02 AM): yup
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:05 AM): all those scumbag massholes come to mission hill to party
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:07 AM): and Babson
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:08 AM): i hate massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:09 AM): i really do
thekmanredux (2:28:12 AM): haha massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:12 AM): i REALLY HATE massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:17 AM): they all dress the same
thekmanredux (2:28:21 AM): i lvoe the boston lingo
fbdlingfrg (2:28:23 AM): my school is full of massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:27 AM): cargo pants, cross trainer shoes, and striped collared shirts
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:34 AM): all of them
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:35 AM): the same
fbdlingfrg (2:28:36 AM): collard shirts, popped
thekmanredux (2:28:37 AM): i hate people who dress preppy
PatrickFnBateman (2:28:38 AM): see cuz it's "mass" like Massachusetts and "asshole" and you can put them together for a really bad burn!
fbdlingfrg (2:28:39 AM): always popped
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:45 AM): THEY ARE KNOWN AS MASSHOLES
thekmanredux (2:28:51 AM): fucking massholes
The Clear sTuFF (2:28:53 AM): they call cigerettes, burners
SoupSoupAD (2:28:59 AM): grinders
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:02 AM): they pretend to be irish
fbdlingfrg (2:29:02 AM): and water fountains "bubblers"
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:03 AM): even if they arent
thekmanredux (2:29:04 AM): go do some coke with pedro, massholes
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:05 AM): I wore flannels and t-shirts in college. Another reason I never got laid
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:16 AM): I had no style
thekmanredux (2:29:20 AM): i still dont
SoupSoupAD (2:29:30 AM): i wore flannels and tshirts in junior high
thekmanredux (2:29:33 AM): me too
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:38 AM): i didnt shower every day until high school
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:39 AM): who calls them grinders and bubblers? I never heard that in Boston
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:44 AM): I did hear "wicked" way too much
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:45 AM): yeah those terms arent used in boston
SoupSoupAD (2:29:46 AM): hogies and grinders
PatrickFnBateman (2:29:48 AM): made me want to kill people
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:54 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:54 AM): wicked
The Clear sTuFF (2:29:56 AM): BLEH
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:06 AM): also red sox fans who chant YANKEES SUCK at world series parades
SoupSoupAD (2:30:11 AM): maroons
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:19 AM): that's actually pretty funny
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:25 AM): no it was depressing
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:27 AM): who does that
SoupSoupAD (2:30:30 AM): thats sad
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:36 AM): then people not laughing when i make a joke about the girl that got shot in the eye
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:47 AM): really?
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:50 AM): so lame
SoupSoupAD (2:30:54 AM): giving the yankees the satisfaction that they still are so deep in their psyche
The Clear sTuFF (2:30:56 AM): yeah just awkward silence and evil stares
PatrickFnBateman (2:30:57 AM): people have no comedy bone
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:13 AM): and can ONE FUCKING PIZZA PLACE BE RUN BY A FUCKING ITALIAN
SoupSoupAD (2:31:16 AM): how wackbagesque
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:16 AM): instead of those fucking greeks
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:18 AM): jesus christ
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:26 AM): it's funny when you're in a bar and the whole bar starts chanting "yankees suck"
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:36 AM): you should be used to that in New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:41 AM): yeah thats true, its funny everywhere, except at a WORLD SERIES PARADE
PatrickFnBateman (2:31:42 AM): Newbury Pizza is run by italians
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:46 AM): yeah that place is great
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:47 AM): it really is
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:49 AM): but they dont deliver
The Clear sTuFF (2:31:52 AM): to schools
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:11 AM): that place is a godsend
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:12 AM): in New York, every single person in teh food services industry is either a chink or a spick
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:13 AM): that's it
thekmanredux (2:32:21 AM): middle easterners
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:25 AM): spic pizza is better than greek pizza
SoupSoupAD (2:32:26 AM): you think the mets have any shot at beltran?
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:27 AM): The place near the Alley is really good
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:41 AM): they know college kids will eat pizza even if it is shit
PatrickFnBateman (2:32:48 AM): it's a hole in the wall right accross from the Wang Center
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:48 AM): so why spend money on ingredients that make it taste good
The Clear sTuFF (2:32:59 AM): i depend on WING-IT for most of my food
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:02 AM): its a god send
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:08 AM): clever name
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:16 AM): ITS SO GOOD
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:21 AM): Just go to Papa Ginos
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:26 AM): that's all you should eat
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:40 AM): ahhaha no
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:45 AM): i go to dangelos
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:45 AM): a lot
PatrickFnBateman (2:33:47 AM): best pizza in the world
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:49 AM): we have one in our student center
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:58 AM): dangelos steak and cheese
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:58 AM): mmm
The Clear sTuFF (2:33:59 AM): so good
thekmanredux (2:34:09 AM): matt, have you hcecked your wackbag PMs!
The Clear sTuFF (2:34:12 AM): why is subway so popular, they MICROWAVE your food
The Clear sTuFF (2:34:20 AM): no reply sir.
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:23 AM): I hooked up with the girl who's dad started D'angelos. I had no idea until after she had left and I didn't bother getting her number
thekmanredux (2:34:23 AM): damn :-(
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:36 AM): because it's a sub shop that's quick
PatrickFnBateman (2:34:50 AM): Diangelos in New York would be a windfall
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:04 AM): it really would be
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:14 AM): why don't they put it in New York? no idea. Just like why don't they have Tastey DLite in Boston? Would be huge.
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:26 AM): oooo thats a good one
thekmanredux (2:35:26 AM): is d'angelos a pizza place
thekmanredux (2:35:32 AM): why would NYC need a chain pizza place
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:34 AM): damn that is a good idea galt!!
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:35 AM): Do they finally have an Ikea in Boston yet?
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:38 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:42 AM): and theres no friendlys in the city
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:45 AM): no fuddruckers
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:46 AM): Diangelos is a sub shop
thekmanredux (2:35:48 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:52 AM): awesome food.
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:55 AM): OH MY GOD A TASTI DLITE
The Clear sTuFF (2:35:57 AM): hOLY SHIT
PatrickFnBateman (2:35:58 AM): reallly healthy
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:00 AM): IM GONNA BE RICH
thekmanredux (2:36:04 AM): tasti dlite is nothing special
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:04 AM): ER
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:08 AM): GIRLS LOVE IT
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:10 AM): THEY CREAM OVER IT
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:11 AM): talk to Pepsi since they own it
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:14 AM): I love it
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:21 AM): Tastey is fucking great
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:23 AM): pepsi owns tastey?
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:44 AM): dangelos in the city would be great
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:46 AM): it would do huge
PatrickFnBateman (2:36:47 AM): Ever been to Chunky's in New Hampshire? There should be one of those in Boston and New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:36:54 AM): no but i have read about chunkys
thekmanredux (2:36:58 AM): who goes to new hampshire
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:02 AM): great idea. Why no one has made it happen is baffling.
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:03 AM): is it the place that shows movies and give you food?
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:07 AM): like at tables?
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:09 AM): Yeah, it's awesome
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:12 AM): and beer too
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:12 AM): yeah i read about tha tplace
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:15 AM): and deserts
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:18 AM): it makes no sense why these places are in boston
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:18 AM): it's fucking great.
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:27 AM): WHY ISNT THERE A TOYS R US IN BOSTON
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:37 AM): an amazing date place
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:39 AM): theres now a coldstone creamery
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:42 AM): in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:44 AM): thats cool
thekmanredux (2:37:49 AM): ok since this conversation is getting boring, im going to bed
PatrickFnBateman (2:37:56 AM): isn't there a Toys R us in Copley?
The Clear sTuFF (2:37:59 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:00 AM): there isnt
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:01 AM): i wish!!!
thekmanredux (2:38:02 AM): goodnight
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:10 AM): no friendlys
PatrickFnBateman (2:38:13 AM): we could talk about how you are going to die alone?
(2:38:14 AM) thekmanredux has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:16 AM): i want a fucking fribble god dammit
SoupSoupAD (2:38:20 AM): coldstone is awesome
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:23 AM): coldstone is great
SoupSoupAD (2:38:41 AM): PatrickFnBateman (2:38:13 AM): we could talk about how you are going to die alone?
The Clear sTuFF (2:38:48 AM): hahah that was an amazing way to end it
SoupSoupAD (2:38:59 AM): he signed off a second after
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:02 AM): seriously though. D'Angelos in New York. would be amazing
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:10 AM): it really would be amazing beyond belief
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:19 AM): i hate coming home and not being able to eat it
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:27 AM): is there an Ikea up there yeat?
SoupSoupAD (2:39:28 AM): whats so great about it?
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:31 AM): another billion dollar idea
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:31 AM): um not that i know of
SoupSoupAD (2:39:43 AM): i never ate there, tho ive been to boston at least a dozen times
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:51 AM): its a sub place
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:53 AM): but its just so good
SoupSoupAD (2:39:54 AM): and?
The Clear sTuFF (2:39:55 AM): SO GOOD
PatrickFnBateman (2:39:56 AM): fucking ridiculous. Biggest concentration of college students in the country, yet no Ikea. Fucking retards
SoupSoupAD (2:39:56 AM): why?
SoupSoupAD (2:40:11 AM): whats so good about it?
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:13 AM): it's like subway except they cook everything there.
SoupSoupAD (2:40:19 AM): like quiznos?
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:19 AM): yeah they dont nuke everything
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:20 AM): great ingredients
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:21 AM): its grilled
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:25 AM): just tastes great
SoupSoupAD (2:40:33 AM): like quiznos?
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:40 AM): another place that's awesome in Boston. Fire+Ice.
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:42 AM): theres a ikea opening in Stoughton
The Clear sTuFF (2:40:52 AM): i dont know how far away that is
PatrickFnBateman (2:40:52 AM): put one of those in New York. Holy shit.
PatrickFnBateman (2:41:11 AM): not anything like quiznos or any sub shop in New York
The Clear sTuFF (2:41:18 AM): yeah dangelos is one of a kind greatness
The Clear sTuFF (2:41:37 AM): i dont know where stoughton is
PatrickFnBateman (2:41:44 AM): You say what you want, they take out the raw meat and cook it right there
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:15 AM): then grill in the vegetables. I'm a Chicken Stir Fry fan myself
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:18 AM): yeah if they started to use flavored bread, they would dominate subway worldwide
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:25 AM): i am a plain steak and cheese guy.
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:28 AM): it just takes too long
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:35 AM): i went to get one
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:38 AM): at subway
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:39 AM): a steak and cheese
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:44 AM): and they put peppers and onions in it
PatrickFnBateman (2:42:48 AM): subway is 2 minutes, Dangelos is 10-15
The Clear sTuFF (2:42:54 AM): I DIDNT ASK FOR NO PEPPERS AND ONIONS
SoupSoupAD (2:43:03 AM): wow that sounds amazing
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:05 AM): anyone who eats subway meat is retarded
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:15 AM): i ate at subway for the first time in september
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:16 AM): in boston
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:21 AM): and when the guy put the steak
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:23 AM): in the MICROWAVE
SoupSoupAD (2:43:24 AM): telll that to quickstop
The Clear sTuFF (2:43:25 AM): i almost vomited
fbdlingfrg (2:43:25 AM): but you can lose weight eating subway...
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:34 AM): if you have aides
PatrickFnBateman (2:43:52 AM): I would just like to say that I'm listenting to Norah Jones right now
SoupSoupAD (2:43:53 AM): subway sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:00 AM): its ok i was listening to kelly clarkson
SoupSoupAD (2:44:05 AM): faggots
PatrickFnBateman (2:44:06 AM): I'm mentally older than Arpi
fbdlingfrg (2:44:10 AM): norah jones does a nice song on that ray charles duet CD
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:23 AM): ok the new kelly clarkson song is AMAZING
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:27 AM): so unless uve heard it
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:28 AM): dont hate
SoupSoupAD (2:44:28 AM): im listening to the shins
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:33 AM): hahah the shins blow
SoupSoupAD (2:44:40 AM): wha eva
PatrickFnBateman (2:44:43 AM): I have about 50 songs from Norah Jones, The Sundays, Alicia Keys, and Christina Aguilera
fbdlingfrg (2:44:45 AM): shins do suck a lot
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:56 AM): i have a lot of fag stuff on my ipod
The Clear sTuFF (2:44:57 AM): i dont care
SoupSoupAD (2:44:57 AM): i dig them
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:05 AM): do you like the killers
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:08 AM): i like their new song
SoupSoupAD (2:45:14 AM): i do like them
fbdlingfrg (2:45:14 AM): all the things i've done is great
fbdlingfrg (2:45:19 AM): their first song sucks
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:22 AM): and wow, O and A played a mashup of Oasis and the new Green day song
SoupSoupAD (2:45:31 AM): how can you hate on the shins? theyre on sub pop
The Clear sTuFF (2:45:35 AM): they suck
fbdlingfrg (2:45:37 AM): all the things that i've done is the new sigle, right?
PatrickFnBateman (2:45:57 AM): <a class="postlink" href="http://www.dangelos.com/images/headers/home.gif">http://www.dangelos.com/images/headers/home.gif</a>
fbdlingfrg (2:46:10 AM): a friend of mine sent it to me a few months ago...not sure if its the one getting airplay
The Clear sTuFF (2:46:27 AM): damn they are so good
beth illyse 77 (2:46:57 AM): damn, i'm so sorry i was watching a movie & was not a part of this conversation
PatrickFnBateman (2:47:07 AM): D'Angelo Franchising Corporation recently announced plans to add 400 new shops in the next five years. D'Angelo Sandwich Shops, with more than 200 locations, is seeking qualified individuals and companies interested in multi-unit growth. Immediate opportunities in DE, FL, GA, KY, MD, NC, NY, NJ, OH, PA, SC, TN, VA and WV.
SoupSoupAD (2:47:08 AM): you missed so much
fbdlingfrg (2:47:12 AM): she IS here...
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:16 AM): oh man
beth illyse 77 (2:47:16 AM): no no
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:20 AM): i want to do it
beth illyse 77 (2:47:21 AM): i was trying to catch up
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:26 AM): open up a dangelos
beth illyse 77 (2:47:29 AM): i was about 30 minutes behind when you started to lose me
PatrickFnBateman (2:47:31 AM): what did you see?
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:41 AM): my father and grandfather insist that franchising is not worth it
The Clear sTuFF (2:47:43 AM): but they are crazy jews
beth illyse 77 (2:47:49 AM): i dunno
fbdlingfrg (2:47:52 AM): all jews are crazy
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:04 AM): you don't know what movie you were watching 15 minutes ago?
beth illyse 77 (2:48:05 AM): jorge clicked yes to chat by accident when he was talking to danielle whenever the invite popped up
beth illyse 77 (2:48:10 AM): oh
beth illyse 77 (2:48:10 AM): dreamcatcher
beth illyse 77 (2:48:17 AM): i thought you said what did i see that you all said
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:18 AM): ugh
PatrickFnBateman (2:48:41 AM): such a cheesy movie
beth illyse 77 (2:48:59 AM): i thought it was pretty funny that tom seizmore was the only sane one in the whole movie
PatrickFnBateman (2:49:09 AM): aside from Shawshank, has any Steven King movie not been horribly cheesy?
beth illyse 77 (2:49:19 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:49:20 AM): his new book is good!
beth illyse 77 (2:49:21 AM): they are all bad
fbdlingfrg (2:49:22 AM): nope
beth illyse 77 (2:49:32 AM): & i'm horrified that the aliens come out of your ass
fbdlingfrg (2:49:52 AM): shawshank is such an incredible movie
The Clear sTuFF (2:49:58 AM): whatever, do you agree that keyser always tries to bring up sex?
fbdlingfrg (2:50:03 AM): i need the dvd version
SoupSoupAD (2:50:14 AM): i just found out the limit for posts is 76800 characters
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:34 AM): i watched shawshank this summer with that girl i was with, i fell asleep, when i woke up she was watching the movie and scratching my back.
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:37 AM): just another reason i miss her.
The Clear sTuFF (2:50:44 AM):
fbdlingfrg (2:50:48 AM): awwwwwww
fbdlingfrg (2:51:01 AM): thats so sweet
beth illyse 77 (2:51:06 AM): yes
beth illyse 77 (2:51:07 AM): he does
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:30 AM): she's a whore and a cunt. Convince yourself of that (even if it's not true) and your life will be easier
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:38 AM): i know shes a cunt
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:46 AM): and a whore?
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:50 AM): basically
PatrickFnBateman (2:51:50 AM): she cheated on you.
The Clear sTuFF (2:51:56 AM): yes i know this is definitely true
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:00 AM): move on. There are other girls
fbdlingfrg (2:52:03 AM): i fucked her once
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:03 AM): BUT I NEED TO HEAR THAT IT WASNT SOMETHING THAT ID ID
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:06 AM): THAT LED HER TO DO THIS
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:13 AM): why?
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:16 AM): BECAUSE THATS HOW I AM
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:28 AM): its frustrating
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:35 AM): who gives a shit what the reason it?
The Clear sTuFF (2:52:38 AM): me
PatrickFnBateman (2:52:46 AM): well, fair point
fbdlingfrg (2:53:02 AM): thats a pretty important person for some people
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:12 AM): i need to know that she is crazy and that it wasnt me
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:26 AM): i also miss her vagina
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:35 AM): and id very much like to make a romance inside of her
The Clear sTuFF (2:53:37 AM): again
PatrickFnBateman (2:53:52 AM): with liquid explosion?
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:00 AM): all down her mouth
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:06 AM): grip pull grip pull
PatrickFnBateman (2:54:10 AM): you miss getting laid more than you miss her
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:12 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:14 AM): i get laid
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:25 AM): i miss the time i spent with her, like quality time
PatrickFnBateman (2:54:28 AM): Hmm, then you should just propose to her and call her bluff
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:36 AM): thats true, i will
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:39 AM): good advice
fbdlingfrg (2:54:45 AM): its been a long week of finals...i need sleep
fbdlingfrg (2:54:47 AM): i'm out
The Clear sTuFF (2:54:53 AM): see ya
(2:54:55 AM) fbdlingfrg has left the room.
The Clear sTuFF (2:55:16 AM): i talked to beth illlllllllllyse about this girl, back when i thought i would never have a chance with her
beth illyse 77 (2:55:56 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:08 AM): one day ill find out
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:12 AM): maybe after i bang her sister
beth illyse 77 (2:56:12 AM): he was always shocked that she wanted him
beth illyse 77 (2:56:20 AM): & really blissfully happy
beth illyse 77 (2:56:24 AM): until she went nutty
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:28 AM): yeah she went crazy alright
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:40 AM): cock crazy
The Clear sTuFF (2:56:57 AM): galt do you believe the phrase "once a cheater, always a cheater"
PatrickFnBateman (2:57:17 AM): yup
beth illyse 77 (2:57:26 AM): i'm not sure how i feel about that
The Clear sTuFF (2:57:33 AM): i think so also, she had cheated on boys she had been with in the past, but shed never had a serious boyfriend
beth illyse 77 (2:57:38 AM): though i have always had a wandering eye that was dangerous
The Clear sTuFF (2:57:41 AM): but i knew deep inside she was going to cheat on me
PatrickFnBateman (2:57:53 AM): maybe not "always", but unless you're talking about 10 years later, I don't think people learn lessons much quicker than that
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:04 AM): i just think that as an 18 year old, she was not in control of things she was doing
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:09 AM): and did things without thinking of consequence
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:11 AM): as an 18 year old should
beth illyse 77 (2:58:14 AM): youngens
PatrickFnBateman (2:58:14 AM): I have never. Not once. Never ever ever cheated on anyone
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:21 AM): neither have i
beth illyse 77 (2:58:31 AM): i did the whole "we were on a break" thing
beth illyse 77 (2:58:34 AM): but it never felt right
The Clear sTuFF (2:58:42 AM): when i was on a break, i got head back like2 years ago and i felt horrific after it
beth illyse 77 (2:58:51 AM): all i did was kiss someone
beth illyse 77 (2:58:54 AM): i felt like shit
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:07 AM): having sex with someone i despise is probably the most empty feeling ive ever had
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:15 AM): Why I broke up with my recent ex, why I broke up with a girl a few years ago -- because they had cheated, then I broke up with someone last year because I wanted to cheat.
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:27 AM): i have felt worst after sex, even good sex, than i did when my father left my mom.
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:37 AM): my brother's ex wife also cheated. She came back with her tail between her legs and he wanted none of it.
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:45 AM): cheaters are the worst
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:52 AM): so i completely agree with the theory
The Clear sTuFF (2:59:56 AM): they think they can get away with it also
PatrickFnBateman (2:59:58 AM): why would anyone have sex with anyone they despise? How do you even get thatc lose?
PatrickFnBateman (3:00:00 AM): close
beth illyse 77 (3:00:06 AM): i would never
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:10 AM): physically attraction?
beth illyse 77 (3:00:11 AM): i dunno how people do that
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:27 AM): i kno the girl that i have sex with sometimes when im home...i hate her
beth illyse 77 (3:00:27 AM): no matter how hot someoene is
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:30 AM): but she always calls me to have sex
beth illyse 77 (3:00:30 AM): if i dont like them
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:33 AM): and if im not doing anything
beth illyse 77 (3:00:34 AM): or like their personality
beth illyse 77 (3:00:38 AM): they are disgusting to me
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:40 AM): during thanksgiving break
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:42 AM): she called mea t 4am
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:44 AM): 4 AM
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:48 AM): to see if we could hang out
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:52 AM): then wouldnt come up to my apartment
The Clear sTuFF (3:00:59 AM): made me drive her car, so she could give me head while i drove
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:06 AM): and then had me park so she could finish me off in the backseat
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:07 AM): at 4am
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:12 AM): this is the worst girl in the world
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:15 AM): WORST
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:23 AM): not worth it at all.
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:32 AM): it was a good feeling for 15minutes
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:32 AM): but
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:34 AM): why bang someone you hate?
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:36 AM): i felt horrific afterwards
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:40 AM): jesus, I sound like Sleeper.
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:44 AM): i think i do it because she really really wants me
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:46 AM): like so bad
The Clear sTuFF (3:01:49 AM): and loves doing this to me
PatrickFnBateman (3:01:58 AM): I'm all up for casual sex, but if you can't stand her, I'd rather just beat off
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:15 AM): i cant stand her personality wise, but she is crazy in bed
beth illyse 77 (3:02:28 AM): they crazy ones always are great in bed
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:33 AM): so during sex its great, but then theres another girl i have casual sex with occaisionally who i do enjoy spending time with personally
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:36 AM): but i cant date, because shes old
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:39 AM): so
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:39 AM): yeah, that's true
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:41 AM): it gets weird
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:43 AM): how old is old?
beth illyse 77 (3:02:46 AM): but you have to deal with the nuttyness outside which is weird
The Clear sTuFF (3:02:48 AM): 36
PatrickFnBateman (3:02:52 AM): holy shit.
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:02 AM): you're 21
beth illyse 77 (3:03:04 AM): & she wore porno shoes for him
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:07 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:09 AM): im 21
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:17 AM): I've never nailed anyone that old
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:35 AM): does she need lube to fuck?
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:35 AM): shes not liek super hot
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:37 AM): no
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:38 AM): are her pubics gray?
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:39 AM): def not
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:41 AM): nope
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:42 AM): not at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:47 AM): shes my aunts best friend
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:49 AM): my moms good friend
PatrickFnBateman (3:03:55 AM): oh, that's so nasty
The Clear sTuFF (3:03:58 AM): its so great
beth illyse 77 (3:04:01 AM): ha ha
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:06 AM): that's two degrees of seperation from your mom
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:11 AM): so
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:23 AM): you are having sex with your mom
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:27 AM): no im defnitely not
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:31 AM): same age
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:36 AM): same group of friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:38 AM): same interestes
PatrickFnBateman (3:04:45 AM): they probably share sex tips
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:46 AM): no they dont have the same group of friends
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:51 AM): shes friends with my mom because she cuts my moms hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:53 AM): and my hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:56 AM): and my sisters hair
The Clear sTuFF (3:04:58 AM): and she sucks my dick
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:03 AM): that nasty shit she does is probably learned from your mom
beth illyse 77 (3:05:07 AM): wow
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:07 AM): no not at all
beth illyse 77 (3:05:11 AM): thanks for that line
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:26 AM): what do you think they talk about when they get their hair cut?
PatrickFnBateman (3:05:32 AM): beth'll tell you
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:40 AM): not that, its like a super high pricey salon thing
The Clear sTuFF (3:05:44 AM): not like some family bonds bullshit
beth illyse 77 (3:06:06 AM): chicks are just as bad as guys
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:07 AM): all they do is talk about sex. She talks to your mom about this young guy she's banging and your mother gives her tips on things to do and she does them to you
beth illyse 77 (3:06:10 AM): some might be worse
beth illyse 77 (3:06:14 AM): too much detail
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:14 AM): no, my mom knows im banging her
beth illyse 77 (3:06:18 AM): i know too much about my friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:20 AM): so basically your mom is blowing you
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:24 AM): they do not talk about that stuff
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:25 AM): trust me
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:40 AM): if my mom sucks dick as good as this girl does, then my stepdad is a lucky man i assume.
beth illyse 77 (3:06:47 AM): wow
PatrickFnBateman (3:06:49 AM): she's probably on the same cycle as your mom.
The Clear sTuFF (3:06:56 AM): yeah except my mom doesnt get her period anymore
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:00 AM): but almost
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:05 AM): So when your girlfriend is on the rag, blood is seeping out of your moms box
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:10 AM): nope
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:25 AM): do you think they've done a threesome with your step dad?
beth illyse 77 (3:07:27 AM): nice
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:31 AM): no they arent friends like that
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:35 AM): sure they aren't
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:42 AM): youre just amazed by this arent you
PatrickFnBateman (3:07:50 AM): I bet your mom's clit is pierced
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:50 AM): probably as amazed as i am
The Clear sTuFF (3:07:58 AM): it might be she has a pierced belly button
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:07 AM): oh definiately
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:14 AM): yeah my mom definitely gets TORN UP
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:28 AM): if she has a tattoo on the small of her back, she's a dirty whore
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:34 AM): she doesnt
PatrickFnBateman (3:08:44 AM): it's not mandatory
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:45 AM): the 36 year old is a dirty whore
The Clear sTuFF (3:08:50 AM): she has been in porn
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:07 AM): its a niiiiiiiice
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:08 AM): i liike
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:09 AM): I would rather abstain from sex forever than fuck any of my mother's friends
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:17 AM): they arent like friends like hang out and talk on the phone
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:22 AM): they are friends because she does my moms hair
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:24 AM): I want to download her movies.
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:25 AM): she sees her once a month
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:33 AM): it was cheap amateur shit
PatrickFnBateman (3:09:40 AM): Of course, my mom is nearly 55 so that doesn't translate well
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:48 AM): my mom is 52
The Clear sTuFF (3:09:52 AM): this gal is 36
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:00 AM): and ive wanted her since i was 13
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:08 AM): but you hate her.
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:13 AM): I don't understand this
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:18 AM): no
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:20 AM): i dont hate her
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:22 AM): i hate another girl
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:35 AM): i have casual sex with 2 girls, one i enjoy spending time with but cant be in a realtionship with beacuse of age
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:44 AM): and the other whom i enjoy sexually ONLY, and despise personality wise
PatrickFnBateman (3:10:50 AM): I didn't realize you were such a player
The Clear sTuFF (3:10:53 AM): im not
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:03 AM): at all
PatrickFnBateman (3:11:11 AM): I am currently making romance with exactly zero females
PatrickFnBateman (3:11:14 AM): you have two
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:23 AM): they arent HOT
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:38 AM): they are like 6 or 7's physically, im sure it wouldnt be a difficult task for you to find a 6
The Clear sTuFF (3:11:57 AM): one day i will reach my goal of finding a classless italian or puerto rican ghetto slob.
PatrickFnBateman (3:12:12 AM): I love for some reason people think I'm like brad pitt with the ladies
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:23 AM): you dont have to be brad pitt to get a 6
beth illyse 77 (3:12:25 AM): you need to visit me at work
beth illyse 77 (3:12:28 AM): you would die
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:33 AM): yeah i would
PatrickFnBateman (3:12:49 AM): where do you work?
The Clear sTuFF (3:12:58 AM): a place filled with trashy girls
beth illyse 77 (3:13:06 AM): one of the schools i work at is a city community college
PatrickFnBateman (3:13:07 AM): strip club?
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:10 AM): ask them if they would mind going on vacation to someplace nice
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:15 AM): with a jew they would have to have sex with
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:16 AM): a few times
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:21 AM): if one of them says ok, im game
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:29 AM): i just need to experience one so i can get it out of my system
beth illyse 77 (3:13:30 AM): at the end of the year some of the softball girls got upset cause they coudln't wear jersey dresses to the awards dinner
PatrickFnBateman (3:13:37 AM): yeah, we're going to find a girl for sleeper to take on vacation with his 30k a year windfall
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:45 AM): THIS HAS TO HAPPEN
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:55 AM): ...but i was talking about me
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:56 AM): but fine
The Clear sTuFF (3:13:59 AM): whatever, thats cool too.
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:05 AM): he needs to set specific goals and specific milestones to get there
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:10 AM): it's the only way anything will happen
beth illyse 77 (3:14:15 AM): i've seen him with lush in person
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:15 AM): and he needs to stop listening to KEYSER
beth illyse 77 (3:14:24 AM): its quite the site
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:24 AM): ok no board girls, she obviously fucked him up in the head!
beth illyse 77 (3:14:26 AM): sight
The Clear sTuFF (3:14:28 AM): so way to go with that one!
PatrickFnBateman (3:14:40 AM): that wasn't a joke?
beth illyse 77 (3:14:48 AM): not at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:09 AM): id ask what happened, but id have to say its probably all her fault and shes your friend so i wont do that
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:12 AM): speaking of that, what ever happened to Suzie. I stopped using AOL becuase she wouldn't leave me alone.
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:22 AM): what happened?
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:23 AM): but besides the shyness, he is an awesome kid
beth illyse 77 (3:15:25 AM): they never messed around or anything though
PatrickFnBateman (3:15:26 AM): I'm sure it wasn't Sleeper's fault
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:31 AM): it definitely wasnt sleepers fault
beth illyse 77 (3:15:33 AM): but he can be really smooth
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:34 AM): because he is awesome
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:38 AM): yeah i know
beth illyse 77 (3:15:39 AM): suzie lives in the city now i heard
beth illyse 77 (3:15:40 AM): i think
beth illyse 77 (3:15:45 AM): george helped her move
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:45 AM): i talk to him all the time, he says the funniest shit ever
beth illyse 77 (3:15:53 AM): i dont have her name on my buddy list so she can't see me
The Clear sTuFF (3:15:58 AM): ive hung out with him hes great, there are girls out there that would love him.
beth illyse 77 (3:15:59 AM): he does
beth illyse 77 (3:16:01 AM): he is funny
beth illyse 77 (3:16:06 AM): i know she thinks hes funny
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:06 AM): so what is wrong with your fucking friend!??!!?
PatrickFnBateman (3:16:15 AM): why is she a cunt?
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:17 AM): YEAH
beth illyse 77 (3:16:18 AM): he just might have liked her a little too much
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:21 AM): oh god
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:24 AM): WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:35 AM): obviously if someone shows some interest in a guy, they are going to like them a lot
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:51 AM): hes no keyser, ok he cant just play it KEWL
The Clear sTuFF (3:16:53 AM): I HATE GIRLS
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:02 AM): DONT FUCK WITH MY PAL DENNIS, BITCHES
PatrickFnBateman (3:17:20 AM): of course that's going to happen. If someone shows interest in a guy who's got 25 years of semen built up, he's going to be appear desperately interested
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:29 AM): yes, basically.
beth illyse 77 (3:17:34 AM): that was the problem
beth illyse 77 (3:17:37 AM): you can't be too eager
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:43 AM): ANY GUY WOULD BE
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:45 AM): IN THAT SITUATION
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:46 AM): christ
beth illyse 77 (3:17:48 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:17:54 AM): so basically..its her fault
beth illyse 77 (3:17:58 AM): but you have to calm down
beth illyse 77 (3:17:59 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:01 AM): ok good
beth illyse 77 (3:18:04 AM): maybe she got him too excited
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:04 AM): just had to make sure thats the case
PatrickFnBateman (3:18:09 AM): that's why there's nothing wrong with some casual dates with girls that you might not like that much. Practice
PatrickFnBateman (3:18:20 AM): and to be calm fo the ones that you'll actually like
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:22 AM): yeah the worst thing a girl can do is say no
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:49 AM): there are some times where ill be out with friends, and i will just go up to a girl just to tell her i think shes beautiful, and most of the time, i say that and just walk away because i get no reaction
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:50 AM): i dont care
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:53 AM): one time it will work
The Clear sTuFF (3:18:57 AM): and i will get that gal
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:03 AM): i dont go back feeling dejected and like a loser
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:07 AM): just gotta try
PatrickFnBateman (3:19:11 AM): him and fbd were talking about how they hate fucking random girls and how they want a girlfriend. That's great. We all do, but if you just sit and wait for the perfect one, she'll probably be scared away because you're a freak who's too eager
beth illyse 77 (3:19:30 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:34 AM): yeah that is true
beth illyse 77 (3:19:39 AM): that was exactly it i think
PatrickFnBateman (3:19:48 AM): that's because we share a brain
The Clear sTuFF (3:19:57 AM): creepy
beth illyse 77 (3:20:02 AM): very
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:13 AM): i will admit that when i meet a girl and hang out with a girl and hook up with a girl that i really would like to have as my girlfriend
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:21 AM): i will do things tha ti probably shouldnt
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:25 AM): like take things seriously way too fast
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:28 AM): but thats all i knew how to do
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:40 AM): its hard to change when thats all youve had, like when youa re so use dto something, you think is the right way
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:43 AM): and you have to find out its not
The Clear sTuFF (3:20:45 AM): its not simple
beth illyse 77 (3:21:41 AM): you do jump right in
PatrickFnBateman (3:21:41 AM): that's why you go with a bunch of people. He says he wants a girlfriend, but how does he even know what he wants until he starts going out with people (even if he's way too good for them)?
PatrickFnBateman (3:22:08 AM): but when I find someone I really like, I get swept up too. I think most people do
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:14 AM): yeah anyone would
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:21 AM): heartless people dont
The Clear sTuFF (3:22:25 AM): (people like keyser)
PatrickFnBateman (3:22:42 AM): as an aside, Kesyer pasted nearly our entire chat, but not my barb against Sleeper and that vexes me
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:14 AM): haha vexes
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:38 AM): yeah people wont even read a SIR O post, but theyll read that chat
The Clear sTuFF (3:23:43 AM): good logic you dumb italian
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:03 AM): gonzo will read every single word
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:09 AM): ...whats his deal
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:18 AM): ive never met him, please describehim to me in the way only you can
The Clear sTuFF (3:24:29 AM): slightly mocking him while showing a minimal amount of respect for things he has said, please.
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:36 AM): he looks like high pitch eric
PatrickFnBateman (3:24:49 AM): exactly like high pitch eric
The Clear sTuFF (3:25:10 AM): oh man
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:20 AM): to the point that when I mentioned it on the board, he stopped posting for like a month. he was really upset about it. I didn't think he would be. He's a dead ringer for him
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:23 AM): not quite as big.
The Clear sTuFF (3:25:32 AM): ouchies
beth illyse 77 (3:25:43 AM): who is?
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:52 AM): but he's about the same in real life as on the board. Talked a lot. Loud and funny. Good guy
PatrickFnBateman (3:25:55 AM): Gonzo
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:06 AM): perfect description, thanks.
beth illyse 77 (3:26:14 AM): hmm
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:14 AM): did you hang out with gomez?
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:19 AM): nope.
The Clear sTuFF (3:26:27 AM): i have not met many people from the board
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:40 AM): I met Gonzo, HedCold, Sleeper, Joobies, Goatweed, CRX, and Crack
beth illyse 77 (3:26:49 AM): i was gonna go out that night
PatrickFnBateman (3:26:51 AM): one night only appearance last year
beth illyse 77 (3:26:58 AM): but i really dont hang out when trish & eric are around
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:04 AM): i have met....hybrid,sleeper, justjon
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:09 AM): oh
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:09 AM): and Alkey and Silera. Forgot about them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:10 AM): and FTL
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:16 AM): and i was in the presnece of more
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:19 AM): at the softball game
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:21 AM): Alkey and Silera were awesome. I loved them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:23 AM): but i didnt intereat with them
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:26 AM): interact also
beth illyse 77 (3:27:37 AM): i missed hanging out with them saturday at georges
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:39 AM): i was shy and slightly creeped out
beth illyse 77 (3:27:41 AM): i never made it over there
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:49 AM): at the fact that i was hanging out with a bunch of people from
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:50 AM): the internet
beth illyse 77 (3:27:51 AM): i miss arelis
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:51 AM): I didn't really like Crack and CRX.
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:55 AM): i miss arliss also
beth illyse 77 (3:27:56 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (3:27:57 AM): CRX is kind of errie
The Clear sTuFF (3:27:57 AM): i miss talking to her
beth illyse 77 (3:28:00 AM): i can't be around them
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:02 AM): what happened to her?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:05 AM): its not good
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:08 AM): she fell off a cliff, shes dead
beth illyse 77 (3:28:10 AM): arelis moved to jersey
beth illyse 77 (3:28:12 AM): she's working more
beth illyse 77 (3:28:19 AM): trying to fix up her new place
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:22 AM): what's not good?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:23 AM): keep the kids in order
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:28 AM): still with alkey?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:28 AM): she's so busy
beth illyse 77 (3:28:30 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:34 AM): yeah are they still together
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:36 AM): i never want to ask patrick
PatrickFnBateman (3:28:38 AM): why can't you be around them?
beth illyse 77 (3:28:45 AM): my "relationship" with eric is not good
The Clear sTuFF (3:28:55 AM): oh, with crack and british chick
beth illyse 77 (3:29:00 AM): cause he got a little too creepy & touchy feely with me one night
PatrickFnBateman (3:29:03 AM): Oh, I thought you were talking about Alkey and Silera
beth illyse 77 (3:29:09 AM): no no
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:17 AM): beth illyse 77 were you at the softball game
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:19 AM): i dont even know
beth illyse 77 (3:29:21 AM): i love arelis & think alkey is hysterical
beth illyse 77 (3:29:28 AM): i just wish he would stop molesting me
beth illyse 77 (3:29:34 AM): though
The Clear sTuFF (3:29:37 AM): it took me 3 years to figure out that arelis was silera backwards
beth illyse 77 (3:29:39 AM): he has'nt tried in a long time
PatrickFnBateman (3:29:46 AM): Him and CRX didn't really talk much. They just kind of lurked
beth illyse 77 (3:29:52 AM): yeah
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:00 AM): Alkey molests you? or Crack molests you?
beth illyse 77 (3:30:04 AM): hmm
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:08 AM): both
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:13 AM): you're confusing me
beth illyse 77 (3:30:13 AM): alkey has grabbed my boobs in a joking way
beth illyse 77 (3:30:15 AM): which i didn't like
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:19 AM): eric in a creepy way?
beth illyse 77 (3:30:25 AM): eric was really creepy
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:25 AM): oh you jew
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:28 AM): youre such a jew
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:30 AM): they are just tits
beth illyse 77 (3:30:30 AM): really really creepy
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:31 AM): christ
beth illyse 77 (3:30:36 AM): no
beth illyse 77 (3:30:37 AM): they are mine
The Clear sTuFF (3:30:43 AM): haha i think its creepy that suzie stalked galt
PatrickFnBateman (3:30:46 AM): they are jorges, actually
beth illyse 77 (3:30:48 AM): yes
beth illyse 77 (3:30:50 AM): that is true
beth illyse 77 (3:30:55 AM): he can play
beth illyse 77 (3:30:57 AM): no one else
beth illyse 77 (3:30:58 AM): yeah
beth illyse 77 (3:31:04 AM): but eric got really really weird
PatrickFnBateman (3:31:08 AM): she kept asking me if I wanted to meet for lunch and drinks and I kept blowing her off.
beth illyse 77 (3:31:11 AM): he was really fucked up on something one night at bar 9
beth illyse 77 (3:31:19 AM): we used to hang out
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:20 AM): suzie was HORRIFIC looking
beth illyse 77 (3:31:26 AM): but that night i was like wow i can't be around him anymore
beth illyse 77 (3:31:27 AM): ever again
PatrickFnBateman (3:31:44 AM): Hedcold was cool, just kind of sat off to the side. He talked if people came up to him and was fine, but didn't search anything out.
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:55 AM): is joobies hot?
The Clear sTuFF (3:31:59 AM): i seen a picture of her before
PatrickFnBateman (3:32:01 AM): Joobies is real smart, very plain janish though. I don't know why everyone swoons over her
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:09 AM): shes really cool to talk to
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:11 AM): so hes lucky for that
beth illyse 77 (3:32:36 AM): probably cause shes' not freakish like most internet chicks
The Clear sTuFF (3:32:39 AM): thats true
PatrickFnBateman (3:32:40 AM): Me and her talked for a while about a bunch of stuff. I'd love to have that. The only real good conversationalist I've dated was also a cunt
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:02 AM): the best conversations i have, are with an internet chick
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:05 AM): with MissE
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:13 AM): thats the most amazing girl to ever have existed
PatrickFnBateman (3:33:14 AM): Sleeper is really meek. I was shocked. He's so much more confortable online than in actual society
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:28 AM): yah but hes not like that once he gets comfortable with you
PatrickFnBateman (3:33:50 AM): and I don't remember a damn thing about Goatweed. Just that he was there.
The Clear sTuFF (3:33:59 AM): hahaha and he has a child and hits on crx still
The Clear sTuFF (3:34:07 AM): which is amazing
PatrickFnBateman (3:34:52 AM): Crack seemed like a good looking guy. I don't know why he was with CRX who is a fat dumpy pig.
The Clear sTuFF (3:34:58 AM): ahahahahahhahaah
PatrickFnBateman (3:35:03 AM): maybe a nice girl. I don't know. Just being superficial
The Clear sTuFF (3:35:17 AM): i think i saw her at the softball game and i had the same exact opinion
The Clear sTuFF (3:35:58 AM): thank god youve never met me, so you cant talk about me like that
PatrickFnBateman (3:36:38 AM): I actually might have burned a bridge this past weekend saying something similar
The Clear sTuFF (3:36:46 AM): with who
PatrickFnBateman (3:37:12 AM): I hang out with this group of girls all the time. Like 10 girls, with probably 3 or 4 being real core friends
PatrickFnBateman (3:37:41 AM): I was at a party at one of their apartments this weekend, and my brother couldn't come because he was sick. I was hoping for this one amazingly hot girl to be there who I haven't seen in 6 months. She didn't show up
PatrickFnBateman (3:38:03 AM): she I sent my brother a text that said "no britney. all ugly chicks. Lisa is way fat"
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:16 AM): hahaha oh man
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:23 AM): wow wow wee wow
The Clear sTuFF (3:38:30 AM): this cant end well
PatrickFnBateman (3:38:33 AM): This girl Lisa is a girl I'm friends with. She's awesome, but she's got a fat ass. She does. So what
PatrickFnBateman (3:39:02 AM): and I didn't really mean that all the girls were "ugly" just that it's all the same girls that he already knew so he wasn't missing anything. It was as text. I can't really expound fully
The Clear sTuFF (3:39:02 AM): im sure its obvious to everone, even her, i agree, who cares
PatrickFnBateman (3:39:44 AM): Later, the girl who I'm best friends with needed to make a call and didn't have her phone, so I gave her mine, didn't think anything about it. She was snooping around and read my text messages. She saw that and flipped out
PatrickFnBateman (3:40:25 AM): she got all quiet and depressed and talking about how she can't believe I said that about her friends. about her friends. her friends, oh my god, blah blah. this is bad.
The Clear sTuFF (3:40:47 AM): UGH
The Clear sTuFF (3:40:51 AM): I HATE WHEN PEOPLE LOOK THROUGH MY PHONE
PatrickFnBateman (3:40:56 AM): then basically, we can't hang out anymore. We were all going out on New Years and that's off. It's like because of that, I'm out of the circle
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:12 AM): I don't think it was really that bad. But she does. Oh well
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:24 AM): So now, I have no job, no girlfriend, and my circle of friends now hates me.
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:31 AM): I hate my life and am going to kill myself
beth illyse 77 (3:41:44 AM): wow
beth illyse 77 (3:41:45 AM): so sad
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:49 AM): wow that is bad
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:52 AM): if it makes you feel any better
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:56 AM): ive been home since friday, from school
PatrickFnBateman (3:41:57 AM): i tdoesn't
The Clear sTuFF (3:41:59 AM): none of my friends are home
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:07 AM): the highlight of my week has been a SHOT I GOT IN MY FUCKING FACE
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:21 AM): i had no cell phone since friday, i didnt have internet from friday to monday
PatrickFnBateman (3:42:24 AM): you got shot in the face?
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:30 AM): a shot
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:31 AM): a needle
The Clear sTuFF (3:42:32 AM): in my face
beth illyse 77 (3:42:34 AM): see if we really did share a brain like i think we do then you would just be like fuck it all & move on
beth illyse 77 (3:42:35 AM): yeah
beth illyse 77 (3:42:37 AM): that is so nasty
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:12 AM): as opposed to actually killing myself?
beth illyse 77 (3:43:18 AM): yes
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:25 AM): could be worst
beth illyse 77 (3:43:26 AM): dont you know suicide is for the weak
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:28 AM): you could be kesyer
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:29 AM): Gee, I think I might just move on as opposed to actually ending my life
beth illyse 77 (3:43:32 AM): you are better than that
beth illyse 77 (3:43:35 AM): see
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:37 AM): you convinced me
The Clear sTuFF (3:43:41 AM): you saved the day!
beth illyse 77 (3:43:43 AM): much better off
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:50 AM): because I was SERIOUSLY considering it
PatrickFnBateman (3:43:54 AM): like totally
beth illyse 77 (3:44:00 AM): oh i know
beth illyse 77 (3:44:02 AM): i was so worried
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:08 AM): oh why dont you two just fuck
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:09 AM): god
beth illyse 77 (3:44:11 AM): really
beth illyse 77 (3:44:14 AM): i almost cried
PatrickFnBateman (3:44:32 AM): she got a man
The Clear sTuFF (3:44:49 AM): whats her man got to do with you?
beth illyse 77 (3:44:51 AM): true
beth illyse 77 (3:44:56 AM): & the respect would be gone
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:01 AM): damn that was a good song back in the day
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:10 AM): herman ain't me
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:28 AM): I threw that set up out there not knowing if either of you would get it
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:39 AM): which set up
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:42 AM): the got a man?
PatrickFnBateman (3:45:46 AM): yeah
The Clear sTuFF (3:45:52 AM): cmon man, that was easy
beth illyse 77 (3:45:54 AM): he got it
beth illyse 77 (3:46:03 AM): i'm not tryin' ta hear that see
PatrickFnBateman (3:46:05 AM): dude, you were like 10 when it came out
The Clear sTuFF (3:46:16 AM): yeah i was but i listened to lots of darkie music
The Clear sTuFF (3:46:30 AM): im obsessed with ghetto culture
PatrickFnBateman (3:46:51 AM): i should go to sleep. I have to wake up in 8 hours to drive 5 hours to cape cod
The Clear sTuFF (3:47:01 AM): i should as well i have....yeah nothing to do tomorrow.
beth illyse 77 (3:47:01 AM): he's where i get all my hip hop downloads from
beth illyse 77 (3:47:06 AM): i have nothing either
beth illyse 77 (3:47:09 AM): no work this week
PatrickFnBateman (3:47:27 AM): can you believe that when I was at Bernstein, I was waking up 90 minutes from now?
beth illyse 77 (3:47:36 AM): that blows
The Clear sTuFF (3:47:38 AM): what?!?!
beth illyse 77 (3:47:41 AM): i never had to be at work before 1
beth illyse 77 (3:47:50 AM): my dad gets up at 4:30 for work
beth illyse 77 (3:47:54 AM): just cause he wants to now
beth illyse 77 (3:48:05 AM): he doens't even open the office anymore but he's used to it
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:06 AM): up at 5:15, in the office as 6, leave the office between 8-9 PM
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:06 AM): 515 you would wake up?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:12 AM): UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGh
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:24 AM): that was training
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:26 AM): in the office at 6?!?!?!?!
The Clear sTuFF (3:48:31 AM): christ
PatrickFnBateman (3:48:52 AM): out of training, you're in the office at about 6:45, out at about 5:00 and make half a million dollars a year
PatrickFnBateman (3:49:16 AM): but I hated the job. Didn't feel like sticking around to reap the rewards. I've just become undriven and lazy
beth illyse 77 (3:49:31 AM): i'm not surprised you left at all
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:33 AM): so youre gonna get a job at a burger place
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:37 AM): just like spacey
beth illyse 77 (3:49:40 AM): especially with that whole pay thing
The Clear sTuFF (3:49:42 AM): basically
beth illyse 77 (3:49:53 AM): you are better off being happy than walking into work pissed off everyday
beth illyse 77 (3:49:55 AM): i did that for a while
beth illyse 77 (3:49:59 AM): i was going nuts
PatrickFnBateman (3:50:09 AM): I hate sales, and will never do it again
beth illyse 77 (3:50:27 AM): thats what i say about working in a physical therapy clinic
beth illyse 77 (3:50:29 AM): i will never
beth illyse 77 (3:50:36 AM): unless i own it as the head doctor
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:41 AM): i will never do something unless i enjoy it
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:43 AM): work realted
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:44 AM): related
PatrickFnBateman (3:50:46 AM): yes you will
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:47 AM): nope
The Clear sTuFF (3:50:48 AM): never
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:01 AM): you don't know what you hate until you do it
The Clear sTuFF (3:51:09 AM): well i mean if i hate it, i will leave
beth illyse 77 (3:51:21 AM): i only lasted 8 months
The Clear sTuFF (3:51:22 AM): im sure its youth and ignorance speaking right now
beth illyse 77 (3:51:23 AM): i had to leave
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:28 AM): I loved sales when I started, but it got repetitive and tedious so I just quit
PatrickFnBateman (3:51:36 AM): people can't believe that I up and quit
PatrickFnBateman (3:52:00 AM): it's a great line when interviewing. Which is surprising, because what else do people answer when they are interviewing?
PatrickFnBateman (3:52:18 AM): why did you leave XYZ company? They fired me because they thought I was incompetant?
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:40 AM): its like when you break up with a girl and its a mutual breakup
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:46 AM): noone will believe that you just left
The Clear sTuFF (3:52:51 AM): they will think theres something else that occured
The Clear sTuFF (3:53:32 AM): ok im going to sleep
(3:53:36 AM) The Clear sTuFF has left the room.
PatrickFnBateman (3:53:39 AM): yeah me too.
beth illyse 77 (3:53:41 AM): night
PatrickFnBateman (3:53:45 AM): i love you
beth illyse 77 (3:53:48 AM): i know
(3:53:49 AM) PatrickFnBateman has left the room.
(3:55:47 AM) beth illyse 77 has left the room.
(4:05:01 AM) DRAG0NKill has entered the room.
(4:05:04 AM) DRAG0NKill has left the room.

- Rooner - 12-22-2004

Jesus Christ, do you people leave your fucking computers?

- Rooner - 12-22-2004

Thats right. Dont say a damn thing because youre all ashamed because you all live your damn lives in front of a damn monitor. Damn it.

- Goatweed - 12-22-2004

I'm not a very memorable person I guess Confused

adface:

- HedCold - 12-22-2004

galt thinks i'm cool. my day is complete.

- The Sleeper - 12-22-2004

wow part 3 was quite the read

- Rooner - 12-22-2004

I will not be ignored.

- Gooch - 12-22-2004

PART 3 wins.

The Real World: CDIH

This is the true story...

- Keyser Soze - 12-22-2004

truth is much more interesting than fiction.

- The Sleeper - 12-22-2004

I'm so glad I left when i did