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- Galt - 05-22-2005
Arpi is right.
"exotic" means ugly or spanish. Jolie isn't spanish.
That Russell Crowe flick (which I remember) was a good movie.
Her lips are digusting. I don't understand how anyone thinks that girls with freak lips are attractive. Melanie Griffith's lips are hot? Her face is weird looking. The only thing about her not ugly is her body, and specifically her tits.
Arpi is 100% right. Though Anniston isn't sexpot, she's cute.
- The Jays - 05-22-2005
Quote:Jolie is better than Aniston. Aniston is probably about as exciting in bed as dry mulch. You think Aniston ever had a finger jammed up her ass, and a man's foreskin stuck under her fingernails...I think not. Aniston was one of the Snapple girls that came on the Howard Stern show when he had it on WOR. Nuff said. Jolie is crazy, and always looks like she's in heat.
Listen to this brilliant fucking analysis of people who you only know through the work they show on film and television. Basically, what you're saying is that Aniston is much like her character on Freinds, while Jolie is more like her characters in Gia, Hackers, Tomb Raider, and Gone in 60 Seconds.
Wow! That's about as in-depth as it can get, baby!
- Arpikarhu - 05-22-2005
I before E except after C
- GonzoStyle - 05-22-2005
The Jays Wrote:I didnt see him compare anything to their roles but its pretty obvious from the way they act off camera, also musta missed this tid bit from last week.Quote:Jolie is better than Aniston. Aniston is probably about as exciting in bed as dry mulch. You think Aniston ever had a finger jammed up her ass, and a man's foreskin stuck under her fingernails...I think not. Aniston was one of the Snapple girls that came on the Howard Stern show when he had it on WOR. Nuff said. Jolie is crazy, and always looks like she's in heat.
Listen to this brilliant fucking analysis of people who you only know through the work they show on film and television. Basically, what you're saying is that Aniston is much like her character on Freinds, while Jolie is more like her characters in Gia, Hackers, Tomb Raider, and Gone in 60 Seconds.
Wow! That's about as in-depth as it can get, baby!
Quote:PageSix reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made so much noise during "an animalistic sex session at their Kenyan love nest" that security was sent to their villa to investigate. Quoting a Star tattler, who had the inside scoop at the luxury Alfajari Villas beach resort, the item claims that "worried guards grabbed their weapons," rushed to Pitt and Jolie's suite and "hammered furiously on the door with their clubs."
The Star report centers around a "disturbance log" entered in the resort's record at 2 a.m. on April 20. The screams reportedly came to a sudden end after security arrived at the $2,000-a-night villa, and Pitt's voice was allegedly heard saying, "Everything is cool guys. You can leave -- we're OK."
- Galt - 05-22-2005
I don't care how horny and sexually freaky the homeless lady is who sleeps outside Grand Central, I wouldn't want to bang her because she's ugly.
- Gooch - 05-22-2005
The Jays Wrote:that sir, is an assumption. I don't watch Friends, my little pop culture syphocant.Quote:Jolie is better than Aniston. Aniston is probably about as exciting in bed as dry mulch. You think Aniston ever had a finger jammed up her ass, and a man's foreskin stuck under her fingernails...I think not. Aniston was one of the Snapple girls that came on the Howard Stern show when he had it on WOR. Nuff said. Jolie is crazy, and always looks like she's in heat.
Listen to this brilliant fucking analysis of people who you only know through the work they show on film and television. Basically, what you're saying is that Aniston is much like her character on Freinds, while Jolie is more like her characters in Gia, Hackers, Tomb Raider, and Gone in 60 Seconds.
Wow! That's about as in-depth as it can get, baby!
Anniston's filmology:
Along Came Polly (2004) .... Polly Prince
Bruce Almighty (2003) .... Grace Connelly
The Good Girl (2002) .... Justine Last
Rock Star (2001) .... Emily Poule
Office Space (1999) .... Joanna
The Object of My Affection (1998) .... Nina Borowski
The Thin Pink Line (1998) .... Clove
'Til There Was You (1997) .... Debbie
Picture Perfect (1997) .
ooohhhhh, scinitillating. Who knew she was so edgy!!!
Jolie:
Has a tattoo of the Tennessee Williams quote, "A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages." on her left forearm.
Majored in film at New York University.
Has the Latin phrase "Quod me nutrit me destruit" ("What nourishes me also destroys me") tattooed across her stomach.
Go pine for your girl-next-door elsewhere. We men will be chasing Miss Dangerous.
as a FYI: Hackers and Gone in 60 Seconds, along with Tombraider, are giant steaming piles of shit.
Edited By Gooch on 1116744680
- GonzoStyle - 05-22-2005
Galt Wrote:I don't care how horny and sexually freaky the homeless lady is who sleeps outside Grand Central, I wouldn't want to bang her because she's ugly.Thats just taking the example to an extreme, comparing her to a homeless woman. Naturally no one is saying that the only thing that makes her hot is her sexual appetite but its a bonus.
- Galt - 05-22-2005
Yes, the types of entertainment that people choose to do is a good proxy for the types of people they are. Wholesome Michael Jackson, happy-go-lucky OJ Simpson, and the moral Bill O'Reilly are good examples of that.
- Goatweed - 05-22-2005
HACK THE PLANET!!!
- Arpikarhu - 05-22-2005
PAVE THE EARTH!!!
- GonzoStyle - 05-22-2005
I'm just sayin, between the two i'd love to drop a hot load in jolies ass, thats all.
- Goatweed - 05-23-2005
I'd take 'em both at the same time.
- GonzoStyle - 05-23-2005
sure you can handle it, pops?
- Goatweed - 05-23-2005
I'd make do.
- GonzoStyle - 05-23-2005
eh girls hold on there, pass me the spicy peppers and the veeagra.
- Goatweed - 05-23-2005
I'm all about the Cialis - Viagra didn't do anything for me.
- GonzoStyle - 05-23-2005
... I can't believe you just admitted to that.
so anyway, does it keep you hard for a long time, even after you spew the juice? Like is it good for someone who considers 2 minutes "showing stamina"?
- Goatweed - 05-23-2005
Im still hard from the weekend - it's THAT good.
- GonzoStyle - 05-24-2005
I'm bein serious ova here.
does that shit keep you hard after you spew the fuck sauce? Basically if you got not problem getting the fuck stick hard but you do have trouble in the area of not being able to control the release of the troops.
- Galt - 05-24-2005
I took Viagra once and I couldn't take a piss because I was rock hard.
I blew my load even earlier than normal, but I was immediately hard within 30 seconds afterwards. And then I couldn't cum again