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- Arpikarhu - 01-28-2006

Adolf Wrote:Hey arpi, thanks for sharing your delcious taffy!

no one will ever have a reason to say that.


- Adolf - 01-29-2006

Cause you are a greedy little cunt.


- Arpikarhu - 01-29-2006

when it comes to taffy, yes.

so keep your cute widdle furry paws off my fucking taffy!


- Adolf - 01-29-2006

see what happens when you ask me for some of my car-o-mels!


- Arpikarhu - 01-29-2006

you know, not to get off subject or anything, but your paws are really cute. they are furry and tiny. so cute. yes they are! yes they are! mr. furry paws! mr. widdle cute furry paws!


- Adolf - 01-29-2006

nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger!


- Arpikarhu - 01-29-2006

widdle furry butter finger!


- diceisgod - 01-29-2006

little poo poo poo!


- Adolf - 01-29-2006

another phrase you will never hear me say...

"I like my dicks rock hard not the sticky ones that taste like slaw".


- Galt - 01-29-2006

Things I've said being a decent human:
Good afternoon
Good evening
I’m proud of you
Break a leg
How was your weekend?
Merry Christmas
Pleasure to meet you
Thanks for asking
I’m sorry for your loss
It’s good to see you
I’m going to McDonalds

Things I've said being a nice human, but also intentionally using foolish phrasing.
God bless you
Bye Bye

Things I've never said
How’s the baby?
…maa’m…
Wish me luck
Pleased to make your acquaintance
My condolences
How do you do?
I respectfully disagree
I’m going to Starbucks
You can say that again!
I take offense to that/That offends me
Welcome back
It’s good to be back


- Adolf - 01-30-2006

"coffee, light and sweet"

what kind of faggotry is that, since when did coffee become a fruity drink. It's fucking coffee, its supposed to wake you up and give you a rush, not be fucking "light and sweet"!!!


- Arpikarhu - 01-30-2006

you are light and sweet, mr. widdle furry paws


- Ken'sPen - 01-31-2006

"I hope my child grows up to be a barrista."