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- GonzoStyle - 10-05-2006
Ronin Wrote:faceman802 Wrote:Galt Wrote:What if I told you that if the Morman church were a person, they'd be the wealhiest person on the planet. Is that something you'd be interested in?
No...If you told me the mormon church was jessica alba and that the mormon church, being jessica alba, wanted to have sex with me, then I'd be interested. As for your scenario, my answer would still be no
i would totally do the morman church, being jessica alba. that would be so nice with a jew giving it to the head mormon.
I'd do al quaeda in that case.
- faceman802 - 10-05-2006
i would do al queda, if al queda were scarlett johansson
- GonzoStyle - 10-05-2006
not as exciting but still good times.
- faceman802 - 10-05-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:not as exciting but still good times.
white girl with big booty....are you going against type again?
- GonzoStyle - 10-05-2006
her face bothers me for some reason
- BirdyP - 10-05-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:her face bothers me for some reason
That reason must be that you are gay.
She is perfect. I HATE blondes, except her.
- faceman802 - 10-05-2006
GonzoStyle Wrote:her face bothers me for some reason
it bothers me too....because my semen isn't all over it
- GonzoStyle - 10-05-2006
OH
- faceman802 - 10-05-2006
thank you, thank you
- Goatweed - 10-05-2006
she's got a face that kinda says 'punch me'.
- Mad - 10-05-2006
faceman802 Wrote:Mad Wrote:Any religion that lets you take more then one wife can't be all that bad.
your not married are you?
Nope, but the Morman's are like the Western version of the Taliban. None of that lippy back talk.
- Luna - 10-05-2006
Mad Wrote:this is true and they also start their bitches early... some of these girls/wives are just teenagers.faceman802 Wrote:Mad Wrote:Any religion that lets you take more then one wife can't be all that bad.
your not married are you?
Nope, but the Morman's are like the Western version of the Taliban. None of that lippy back talk.
I also read somewhere (<---HAHA!) that alot of these mothers that are on the lower end of the totem pole of the wife hierarchy end up on public assistance because they have no skills to work and they have too many children to take care of. For some reason the father only has to be responsible for his first wife and the children from her.
- GonzoStyle - 10-06-2006
they may not be as crazy as we thought.
- Luna - 10-06-2006
true dat ^^^ and if they'd like to terminate those childrens lives because they've become too much of a burden they can just change their faith to Christian Scientist and escape all manslaughter charges.
boooyah
- GonzoStyle - 10-06-2006
I don't think that'd hold up in court, unless you're a white celebrity.
- Galt - 10-06-2006
Luna Wrote:Mad Wrote:this is true and they also start their bitches early... some of these girls/wives are just teenagers.faceman802 Wrote:Mad Wrote:Any religion that lets you take more then one wife can't be all that bad.
your not married are you?
Nope, but the Morman's are like the Western version of the Taliban. None of that lippy back talk.
I also read somewhere (<---HAHA!) that alot of these mothers that are on the lower end of the totem pole of the wife hierarchy end up on public assistance because they have no skills to work and they have too many children to take care of. For some reason the father only has to be responsible for his first wife and the children from her.
Bill Hendrickson takes care of all his babies and all his baby mamma.
- Charles Manson - 10-06-2006
haha butchered post!
- GonzoStyle - 10-06-2006
He really has been fuckin shit up all week, I think he gets so excited about how awesome he thinks his posts are and can't control himself.
- Mad - 10-06-2006
That's why his chicks call him two pump.
- Galt - 10-06-2006
I'm sorry if your board sucks ass.
I click the quote button and everything is fucked up. I did absolutely nothing wrong, cumstain.