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- Ken'sPen - 07-11-2002

Quote:Then, she wanted to talk and I wanted to crawl up in a ball and cry myself to sleep.

seems like someone is on the precipice of making a major lifestyle choice.


- Hey Ladi - 07-11-2002

Quote:I couldn't come for the life of me.
It's so nice we are all so comfortable here, we tell each other this stuff :moonie: :lol:


- DGW - 07-11-2002

Or just hold a gun to your head....either one.


- Sean Cold - 07-11-2002

Quote:In the future, have her blow you at knifepoint.

Why would I want to turn her on?

Quote:seems like someone is on the precipice of making a major lifestyle choice

Only in your dreams, Fucknut.

Quote:It's so nice we are all so comfortable here, we tell each other this stuff

After some of the shit I have read here, why not?


- DGW - 07-11-2002

Quote:I couldn't come for the life of me.
They have pills for that


- Hey Ladi - 07-11-2002

Quote:They have pills for that
Do they? Do they really affect that? I thought it was just to get it up, they never really mention if you pop off or not ... but I guess that is the point.


- DGW - 07-11-2002

I'm just guessing
You'd think so....no?
What's the pleasure of getting it up if yah can't pop?


- Hey Ladi - 07-11-2002

"To please my partner" Confusedneak: :moonie: Rolleyes

or some other equally gay line, just to get the chick in the sac :rofl:


- Sean Cold - 07-11-2002

Quote:Do they? Do they really affect that? I thought it was just to get it up, they never really mention if you pop off or not ... but I guess that is the point

This may be the first and only time we need OAS or Metal to reply to something.


- Sluggo - 07-11-2002

That's NOT just a line.


- Hey Ladi - 07-11-2002

Quote:That's NOT just a line.
"Wanna see my flashlight?"


- DGW - 07-11-2002

Nice shoes


- Silera - 07-11-2002

Let's have meaningless sex.


- Ken'sPen - 07-11-2002

Quote:Let's have meaningless sex.


:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead: Says the girl doin Alkey.:crackhead: :crackhead: :crackhead:


- Hey Ladi - 07-11-2002

Recreational sex :fucking: better than vitamins


- Buttmunch - 07-11-2002

You should stick with the cat and the tuna oil, Sean Wayne Bobbitt.


- DGW - 07-11-2002

i could go for a nice hand release right about now


- Hey Ladi - 07-11-2002

Lazy fuck :poke:


- DGW - 07-11-2002

No fuck
Just a hand release
I feel pent up